Who will conquer all?

[Ninja Tank]

Edit Ninja'd

 

[Brnin8]

Uncle Jesse is Proven inferior to Uncle Sam.

 

[Ninja Tank]

Russia nukes uncle sam

 

[Brnin8]

Vladimir Lenin (who I can mimik quite well) takes over Russia!

 

[Ninja_X]

A team of ninja kills Lenin.

 

[SebZero]

A team of ninjas composed of blood brothers of your ninjas kill your team.

 

[avelmen1889]

Napoleon Bonaparte captures japan and executes all ninjas

 

[Ninja_X]

A team of ninja he didn't know about kills Napoleon.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Superman piloting a "giant mecha Superman" stomps on ninja team repeatedly

 

[Ninja_X]

Kriptonite blade wielding ninja kills superman and steals the mech.

 

[Brnin8]

Giant Lex Luthor Bot destroys Spuer Ninja Mech.

 

[SebZero]

EDIT: Cancer kills Luther Bot.

 

[Ninja_X]

Ninjas cure cancer.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Samurai Jack jumps off a cliff and firmly plants sword inside chest of ninja-in-mech, then launches self forward a couple hundred feet and lands safely as the giant mech explodes

EDIT: posted too late dammit

 

[TheLefty]

The government uses an EMP to take out the Robt.

 

[MaroonPlatoon80]

And then the sun came out and everyone lived happily ever after

 

[Ninja_X]

Samurai Jack jumps off a cliff and firmly plants sword inside chest of ninja-in-mech, then launches self forward a couple hundred feet and lands safely as the giant mech explodes

More ninja come out of nowhere and kill samurai jack.

 

[SebZero]

Then the sun crashes and kills all the happy people.

EDIT: It especially kills Ninja_X.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Goldman sends out the Emperor to kill the ninja.

 

[Ninja_X]

More ninja kill Goldman and the emperor.