Who would you face-hugger?

[Captain Pancake]

I'm assuming you've all seen the films, or are familiar with the concept. Crab-thing bursts out of egg, spends a few hours on a poor bastard's face, then about an hour after that, nasty little alien forces itself right out of their ribcage. My question to you is, who in this world do you despise enough to will this fate upon. If possible, give celebrities, so everyone else knows who you're talking about. otherwise, just say "my school bully" or "My ***** of an ex", rather than names.

Oh yeah, while I'm on the topic, Kudos to bill paxton for being the first person to be killed by an Alien and a Predator.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Julianking93]

The Irate Gamer.

I fucking hate him with a passion.

 

[reg42]

Everyone man, I'd spread the love!

 

[dududf]

Hiyo Kojimma. (I know I spelled his name wrong)

I figure when he's going through the process he'll be like "THIS COULD BE AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A GAME!" and then he'd live for 5 minutes after the alien comes out so he add the final gameplay mechanics.

 

[Davrel]

Maybe its something very wrong me with me...but despite knowing what face-huggers are I presumed a sexual connotation behind your question. I mean, I don't want to stick any part of me inside the people I don't like.

*ahem* OT: Rupert Murdoch. The Pope. Any number of people really; I would wear my keyboard out typing all of their names.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Michael Atkinson, because I am feeling charitable and Yahtzee would get more material for his reviews.

 

[PrimoThePro]

An Alien.

Just to see what would happen.

Ugh. Now anything I say is useless, cause that is the best response ever.

 

[HT_Black]

In b4 Michael Atkinson. Y'know, for s**ts and giggles.
On a more serious note: Half of everybody on wall street and several dozen business executives who I'd rather not name.

EDIT: F**K!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The entire U.S Goverment and Michael Atkinson.

 

[Armored Prayer]

This one fucker back in my highschool who was just beyond stupid.

Actually him and those others behind me who pissed me off to no end. I'd love to introduce them to my little friends.

 

[twistedmic]

Oh yeah, while I'm on the topic, Kudos to bill paxton for being the first person to be killed by an Alien and a Predator.

Don't forget that he was also killed by a Terminator. On the face-hugger note, I'd attach one to several of my old co-workers from Wal-Mart as well as a couple of my old managers, I'd use one on my sixth grade math teacher (the fucking ***** almost single-handedly destroyed my enthusiasm for school). Finally I'd use some face-hugges on random stupid people that piss me off with their stupidity.

 

[Void(null)]

Lance Henriksen, just for the sake of irony.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Forgot to add my own two pence (and as an obvious bump),

My ex's friends, who now make it their business to snidely belittle me, as if I'm completely to blame. Plus one of them's stunted her intelligence with alcohol anyway, so I'd just be cleaning the gene-pool.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Paris Hilton.

 

[Glassesguy904]

Justin Beiber. Actually, I retract that. The stupid alien spawn would inherit his terrible singing ability.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Don't you just hate it when things don't pick up? Oh well, maybe my second shameless bump will push things along.

 

[Kenni-chan]

Every one that got higher grades in their exams that me

 

[Captain Pancake]

Every one that got higher grades in their exams that me

*Muffled screams, followed by wild flailing, then eventually complete limpness*

 

[Vigilantis]

Anyone, Facehuggers aren't picky, besides as an Alien I can kill whoever I want, so really its the first thing that walks by that quickly evolves myself into a drone to go on a killing spree.

I dunno, I wouldn't mind headbiting Obama...but I think my first kill would be Shia LeBouf.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Basshunter. He must die. He must die. I'm sorry, but no other punishment could ever possibly suffice.