Who would you hate to see as a Zombie?

[Rycane_HHS]

- A fat dachshund. I'm afraid I would be so confused that I wouldn't know whether to laugh or to scream like a girl and run away, resulting in becoming dog food.
- A ninja pirate

 

[ssgt splatter]

uhh, Nazis. heh heh

 

[WastedDuckling]

Jesus Christ would probably be pretty frightening, because if you kill him...you go to hell, but if you dont then there is the almighty paradox of the ever living undead messiah wandering the planet...

 

[JokerGrin]

Jackie Chan. If he comes at me I'd get someone to film it. I'd try to get myself cornered in a room with plenty of household items and then I could have the most entertaining death ever.

 

[Danman1]

Obama. fox news would have a field day

 

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Carrot Top. You know, any excuse to shoot him at least once.

Or that huge wrestler, what's his name again... oh yeah, Goldberg. That would be a Left 4 Dead Tank incarnated.

I'd generally try to stay away from Gyms during the Zombie Apocalypse. Zombies on Steroids equals bloody mess.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

jack bower...

the day that happened, all hope for humanity would truly be lost.... but wait! there's a light, nicholas cage! he'll sa.. nope, not him
leonardo di caprio? no, even he would be beaten by a zombie bower

yeah, a zombie bower would be the end of the of the world

 

[spideymik3y]

Plus i wouldnt want to shoot him he's brought so much joy

 

[Loafers]

Uwe Boll.
He'd probably make a shitty film out of that too.

But you'd finally have an excuse to shoot him.

I know it doesn't make up for his past atrocities, but have you seen Postal?

 

[hazabaza1]

Plus i wouldnt want to shoot him he's brought so much joy

Well, if you see his mailbox showdown, it seems he brings more anger than joy. But, nonetheless, he's great.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Personally, seeing a Chuck Norris zombie would make me run as fast as I possibly could.

Ah, but you have nothing to fear. See, Chuck Norris could never become a zombie - their teeth couldn't penetrate his skin. He would bite the zombies and turn them all into Chuck Norris's.

 

[Dark42]

Bruce Campbell, the tragedy Ash as a zombie I'm both awed, and terrified.

 

[Aloran]

either a loved one
or my dog
I know it's a "who" as opposed to a "what"
but can you imagine a little Cavalier King Charles dog zombie?

 

[Maileigh]

Rosie O'Donnell, she'd be like a boomer!
Except angrier!

yeah but the pro side is if your a guy she wont chase you.

That's true!
Yay! Now I have nothing to fear from zombie Rosie!

Yeah but I DO! *goes into the fetal position*

I think if the zombie apocalypse ever happened, the most difficult zombie for me would be my baby cousin as one of the undead. That would mess me up so bad. I love him dearly.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Someone I loved. It'd be so much harder to destroy their zombie form.

Same here. I probably couldn't do it.

 

[samsprinkle]

Someone I loved. It'd be so much harder to destroy their zombie form.

I was going to say that...It's so true.

 

[mythbuster343]

Bruce Lee/Jakie Chan