Who would you smite?
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90% of the people in the world (too many already) starting with fat people (they eat too much and would not be of much use when rebuilding the human race)
With less people, the world will seem much bigger, there will be more food, more wildlife and the planet might just recover a bit.
Think of the film Moonraker. Send awesome people into space for a few years, gas the rest of the world, awesome people land in their own planet and start again resh.
With less people, the world will seem much bigger, there will be more food, more wildlife and the planet might just recover a bit.
Think of the film Moonraker. Send awesome people into space for a few years, gas the rest of the world, awesome people land in their own planet and start again resh.
I'm not sure. I know that from where i'm sitting, I, and alot of other people likely, would spend alot of time thinking about all the people they would want to whack. However, once you are in the position to actually do so... I am pretty sure that I probably would end up being far more forgiving than my statements of desiring to smite people would suggest.
With that said, i'd probably smite a select few of people that cannot be redeemed for what they have done. Beyond that, i'd probably then help people who deserve it or who have done good things but not gotten much credit for it.
For the latter, i'd probably need someone to make a list for me though... to make sure I got everyone intended.
With that said, i'd probably smite a select few of people that cannot be redeemed for what they have done. Beyond that, i'd probably then help people who deserve it or who have done good things but not gotten much credit for it.
For the latter, i'd probably need someone to make a list for me though... to make sure I got everyone intended.
My ex-wife, just because as much as I'm past her, I'm a vindictive bastard and she's the one who called off the marriage.
Every Hollywood celebrity. All of 'em. If they have day jobs and just happen to be famous, I spare them (the M5 Clause, because Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage could always just go back to doing special effects...but then again, I just killed Hollywood. Sorry about your client base, guys. But hey! Your ratings will go up now that you're the only game in town!)
I would turn Washington, DC into a real-life version of the Capital Wasteland. Wiping that city off the map would be doing the world a favor, and the place would be improved by the presence of Super Mutants. (and before you start whining about your particular political party being a bunch of saints, please drink this nice cup of shut the fuck up first.)
And if I had the powers to do so, I'd change the fundamental laws of chemistry such that stuff like ghouls, Super Mutants, and comic-book mutations were real.
Every Hollywood celebrity. All of 'em. If they have day jobs and just happen to be famous, I spare them (the M5 Clause, because Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage could always just go back to doing special effects...but then again, I just killed Hollywood. Sorry about your client base, guys. But hey! Your ratings will go up now that you're the only game in town!)
I would turn Washington, DC into a real-life version of the Capital Wasteland. Wiping that city off the map would be doing the world a favor, and the place would be improved by the presence of Super Mutants. (and before you start whining about your particular political party being a bunch of saints, please drink this nice cup of shut the fuck up first.)
And if I had the powers to do so, I'd change the fundamental laws of chemistry such that stuff like ghouls, Super Mutants, and comic-book mutations were real.
I would remove all the nuclear bombs from the world. I think we WILL blow ourselfs up in some point so I would be delaying that. I would fix the oxone layer. Not because I care about green things but I spend lot of time inside and I am getting burned in the summer like all the time when I go outside. Then I would "invent" (read, make appear) a proper (best that could be developed) working hydrogen motor and way to store the hydrogen and world patent on those to my name. Castle. I need to make me a castle with secret doors and all the fun shit I could think of. And palm slap to every politician there is (there might be smart ones but just to make sure). And I would put stop to stupid news that they broadcast nowadays: I don't care a crap about the private life of politicians and hollywood stars! Shooting is fun hobby but I would make a rule (somehow) in which every intention/rage-to-kill-shooting would kill the shooter. That would happen with every weapon. I don't consider myself as a hippy but killing innocent people in real life is something I would not approve as a god
hit them were it hurts. observe the person you want to smite, and then attack. for example, if you are incredibly masculine, god might snap his fingers and gay porn will automatically appear on youyr facebook page. then he might snap his fingers again and give you an effeminate voice. god would fucking own you.
Could I trade in my smite for a curse? Because if I could I would curse the liberal and labour parties of my country with horrible luck in the voting. I want to see the commentator's eyebrows rise in shock at the final tally and say the words "The greens won?".
If I had to stick with a smite though as of right now it would be Stephen Conroy. That or keep it in reserve for the possibility of a guy one day waving a gun in my face threatening me with death.
If I had to stick with a smite though as of right now it would be Stephen Conroy. That or keep it in reserve for the possibility of a guy one day waving a gun in my face threatening me with death.
Really? I thought he was just a Swedish annoying fad, but the fact that he's being hated in other countries as well really makes me feel proud to be a Swede! (In a non-racist way, that is.)UnableToThinkOfName said:
On topic, I'd smite Stephenie Meyer. You know why.
