Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

Mr. Laziness.


Mr. Laziness is sleeping! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Mr. Obvious.

Mr. Obvious is making me rage! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Belial.

Belial lied! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone to kill him.

Your house is being attacked by ninjas! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Pirates!

Pirates aren't better then ninjas! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

More ninjas.

The ninjas are out of control! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

This guy...

Spoiler

He's killed everyone. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Batman.

Batman's crying about his parents. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

An emo!

I'm too busy! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

This guy...

Spoiler

He's eaten the nurse with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A census taker.

He's also eaten the census taker with some fava beans and a nice chianti! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Um...Jodie Foster.

She married Hannibal Lector! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

The local bishop, to ask him why he allowed the marrage to take place.

Hannibal ate him. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

The guy who tracked him down and killed him! Oh no, Hannibal has been necromaned by Sauron!

Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The Escapist.

Oh no! Toasts are taking over the Escapist! Who you gonna call?

 

[she_never_was]

Some birds.

The birds ate the toast. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Animal Control! Oh no, they're a killed by animals. THEY'RE TAKING OVER! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

EPA!

The Directing Board of EPA is trying to take over the world! Who you gonna call?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Ripley! to nuke 'em from orbit, just to be sure...
Ridley Scott is making an alien film! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Russel Crowe.

Russel Crowe was arrested! Who you gonna call?