Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

Nobody, call them yourself.

I am a jerk. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone with a short temper.

The Decepticons are destroying the city! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Michael Bey, we could threaten them with another movie.

Damn final exams! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A good tutor.

Your tutor turned out to be a serial killer. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

A serial killer killer.

I just blown your mind. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The bomb squad.

There's a giant marshmallow threatening the city! Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The police!

A monster's under your bed, who you gonna call?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

GHOSTBUSTERS!

I figured out the nuke launch code by myself and am about to fire it at London!
Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one, kill him and take his identity.


A nuke has hit your city! Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Vaultec! D:

A giant spider is invading your city! Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The real policeman who will kick his ass.

The meme police are chasing you, who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

1-800-OVER9000


They put you on hold! Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The younger sibling!

You're going into court! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A cab.

Your cab driver wants to take your organs! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

BRAINS 'R' US.

There's a fly in your soup. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

P.R.I.A.T.E.


VaudevillianVeteran has taken over the Escapist! Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The Human Torch.

There's a traffic jam, who ya gonna call?

 

[Sassafrass]

Someone with a bulldozer!

There's a mass ninja outbreak! Who ya gonna call?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Morgan Freeman!

Somebody ate the last slice of pizza, who ya gonna call?!

 

[Scde2]

My lawyer.

I sued you for everything you have. Who you gonna call?