Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

The loonie recovery bureau.

I want to fly, who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A trebuchet fabricator.

The peasants are revolting, who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The imperial army.

The imperial army is too busy fighting "criminal scum." Who you gonna call?

 

[MrJKapowey]

The Ankh Morpork night watch.

Someone's trying to assassinate Vetinari. Again.

EDIT: Oh yeah...

Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some dude in a suit.

Some due in a suit got shot! Who you gonna call?

 

[MrJKapowey]

CORPSMAN! WE NEED A CORPSMAN! Not a Corpseman. Corpsman.

Obama can't pronounce Corpsman. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The dumbass police.

Someone just insulted the prez! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My friend who loves Barack Obama!

You found a Heretic! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition showed up with no warning. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No on. You were not expecting it.

Monty Python is funny. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone who can get you more Monty Python.

All Monty Python DVDs are out of stock! Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Mastodon.

Mastodon is too yelling! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Earmuffs, Inc.

Your pants are on fire. Who you gonna call?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Spoiler: Namor!

Someone took your crayons! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The crayon-store.

They closed down due to the recession! Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Obama.

Obama doesn't have any money in his "stash!" Who you gonna call?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Sue Perkins, does a very good Columbian weed dealer

She's pissed off with Sandi Toksvig, who are you going to call? (because I'm feeling *English*)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A bag of salt.

A bag of salt got spilled! Who you gonna call?