Who yould you want to narrate your life?

[Insideout Ink Demon]

any other answer than Ron Pearlman is a wrong answer

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Ah, you people all saying men with impressive, deep voices need to think outside the box. Think about it, when it's the end of the day, and you have your internet browser open, and you're having certain... Feelings, will you still be glad that Morgan Freeman or Stephen Fry is whispering in your ear?

For this reason alone I pick Grey DeLisle narrating with the voice of Jeanette into my ear. Forever.


I'd never go outside ever again... No I'm not going for the extra bonus by giving an example of how she'd do it!

 

[StormShaun]

For me either Morgan Freeman or the narrator from Fallout.

I would really like the Fallout narrator to do mine.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Kelsey Grammer.

Fraiser is fucking awesome.

 

[DRes82]

I would really like the Fallout narrator to do mine.

Ron Perlman. Also plays a badass in Sons of Anarchy among other roles.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

I would have either the guy from Half Life: Full Life Consequences or Anton Rodgers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Rodgers

 

[Noala]

Even better, I would Tay Zonday to sing-narrate my life
That would be awesome

 

[xplay3r]

Pretty simple question but I think some interesting answers could be given.

If you could chose one person (Actor, Voice-Actor, Character in a movie or T.V. show, Singer, Musician, friend, or even family member, anyone basically) to narrate your life, for the rest of your life, so that only you would hear it, who would you pick?

As a bonus why that person?

I think I would probably go with Michael Weston from Burn Notice (the character, not necessarily the actor)

EDIT: if you answer Morgan Freeman I want you to imagine the big buzzer from QI going off. and you lose 20 points Alan Davies.

for those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about basically I'm saying that's a predictable answer, lets be a bit more creative? lol

EDIT2: Extra Bonus! Give a small example of the way in which they would narrate your life. like them describing something mundane that you are doing
for example, I changed my answer to stephen fry so here is stephen fry narrating me making a sandwich

James lovingly spread the smooth peanut butter gently across the soft white bread, taking care to make spread it to all the edges. Then came the jelly. Ah the jelly the gelatinous sweetness of the grapes was spread as if were a freshly wasted sheet on a bed, when you are dead tired. When the two pieces were placed together and bitten into softly, the explosion of wonderful flavors made him smile with joy!

Probably that guy from Little Big Planet or the narrator from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy movie (might be same guy)

Yeah the narrator from Hitchhikers guide is Stephen Fry

 

[Noala]

Pretty simple question but I think some interesting answers could be given.

If you could chose one person (Actor, Voice-Actor, Character in a movie or T.V. show, Singer, Musician, friend, or even family member, anyone basically) to narrate your life, for the rest of your life, so that only you would hear it, who would you pick?

As a bonus why that person?

I think I would probably go with Michael Weston from Burn Notice (the character, not necessarily the actor)

EDIT: if you answer Morgan Freeman I want you to imagine the big buzzer from QI going off. and you lose 20 points Alan Davies.

for those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about basically I'm saying that's a predictable answer, lets be a bit more creative? lol

EDIT2: Extra Bonus! Give a small example of the way in which they would narrate your life. like them describing something mundane that you are doing
for example, I changed my answer to stephen fry so here is stephen fry narrating me making a sandwich

James lovingly spread the smooth peanut butter gently across the soft white bread, taking care to make spread it to all the edges. Then came the jelly. Ah the jelly the gelatinous sweetness of the grapes was spread as if were a freshly wasted sheet on a bed, when you are dead tired. When the two pieces were placed together and bitten into softly, the explosion of wonderful flavors made him smile with joy!

Probably that guy from Little Big Planet or the narrator from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy movie (might be same guy)

Yeah the narrator from Hitchhikers guide is Stephen Fry

Woah, now that I know that LBP seems more awesome

 

[Suicideking]

I was going to say Christopher Walken, but others have said him, so I will go with my second choice:

William Shatner!

 

[Reaper69lol]

Ron Perlman. Because, Ron Perlman thats why.

Seriously though, I loved his narations in Fallout games.

 

[xplay3r]

SNIP!

Yeah he has an awesome voice. lol

 

[Versuvius]

Brian Blessed, obviously.

 

[Echopunk]

I'd have to say either Mike Rowe or Tom Waits. Depending on the phase of my life being narrated, either would fit.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would love to have my life narrated by Alan Rickman. That man's voice is like a honey and, silk and I absolutely can't get enough of it [sub]not gay[/sub]

 

[Noala]

Les Claypool

 

[xplay3r]

Les Claypool

Niiiice choice.
but more like tommy the cat kinda narration or more like jerry was race car driver.
...or even wynonas big brown beaver?

 

[Hylke Langhout]

At the risk of sounding like a fanboy: Yahtzee. I could never take anything I ever did seriously again. It would be glorious.

That or Brad Jones of Cinema Snob fame. His voice is fucking awesome.

 

[Adrian Neyland]

Jodie Foster

 

[Aidinthel]

Kevan Brighting, the narrator from the Stanley Parable.