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[The King of Rock and Roll]

First off, she's 15 or 16 and I'm 17.

So I was texting her for a while, and we'd started to really like each other. And then it started getting flirty, and then more descriptive as it usually does as the day progresses.

Then I get this in response.

Spoiler

"WTF, Don't text my daughter again."

So wat do?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Say

"I was just going to have sex with her I swear!"

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Text back saying:

"Soooo...I Herd u Liek Mudkipz?"

 

[firedfns13]

Tell them that their daughter in a young adult in high school and can do whatever she pleases. Also, you are a free person and can speak to whom you choose.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

......CALL her?

Explain things to her mother, and apologize?

Sensible, and effective, if I do say so myself.

 

[TimeLord]

Text back saying:

"I am a time traveller, your daughter is vital to the survival of the human race, she has to come with me!"

 

[Insanum]

"Excuse me? It takes two to tango. Get over yourself, Your daughter's a whore."

 

[Marter]

1. Stop texting her, as the father may or may not kill you if you continue.
2. Continue texting her, hope you don't get killed in your sleep.

 

[Aenir]

"Three-some then?"

 

[El Poncho]

Uh...well. I like how she let her parents see her texts.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Tell them that their daughter in a young adult in high school and can do whatever she pleases. Also, you are a free person and can speak to whom you choose.

She's in junior high. Shut up.

Text back saying:

"Soooo...I Herd u Liek Mudkipz?"

lulz, NO.

......CALL her?

Explain things to her mother, and apologize?

Sensible, and effective, if I do say so myself.

I'd rather not. My parents would castrate me if they ever found out about this. So I'm just going to try and minimize damage.

Text back saying:

"I am a time traveller, your daughter is vital to the survival of the human race, she has to come with me!"

Clever, but I don't think that'd go too well.

 

[The Zango]

Try to talk to her in RL and maybe try to talk to her parents to say that (assuming they are) your intentions are strictly honorable. Simples

 

[Pegghead]

Your prying makes the pandas start crying.

That 'ought to get to her. Besides, what kind of backwards-ass mother uses text speak?

 

[DividedUnity]

Pretend to be from O2 offering free texts and promotional offers

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Ah well, I tried.

Have fun with your stress.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

"Excuse me? It takes two to tango. Get over yourself, Your daughter's a whore."

She's not a whore.

1. Stop texting her, as the father may or may not kill you if you continue.
2. Continue texting her, hope you don't get killed in your sleep.

I think it was her mother.

"Three-some then?"

Her mother is the size of a whale. It'd be a forty-foursome.

Uh...well. I like how she let her parents see her texts.

I get the feeling she throws her phone around a lot.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Try to talk to her in RL and maybe try to talk to her parents to say that (assuming they are) your intentions are strictly honorable. Simples

Shut it, but I dunno her IRL.

Pretend to be from O2 offering free texts and promotional offers

I don't think most promotional offers offer to

Spoiler

"crawl all over people."

Edit, sorry for the double post, but I'm trying to respond to everything.

 

[Amalith]

Tell them that their daughter in a young adult in high school and can do whatever she pleases. Also, you are a free person and can speak to whom you choose.

She's in junior high. Shut up.

15 or 16 in junior high? don't you mean 13 or 14? In which case, this is a rather different situation.

 

[DividedUnity]

Try to talk to her in RL and maybe try to talk to her parents to say that (assuming they are) your intentions are strictly honorable. Simples

Shut it, but I dunno her IRL.

Pretend to be from O2 offering free texts and promotional offers

I don't think most promotional offers offer to

Spoiler

"crawl all over people."

Edit, sorry for the double post, but I'm trying to respond to everything.

Pretend you are a sexline? Pretend you thought it was your wife you were texting? Pretend you are a priest?

 

[El Poncho]

I don't think most promotional offers offer to

Spoiler

"crawl all over people."

Edit, sorry for the double post, but I'm trying to respond to everything.

This new offer will feel like someone is crawling all over you!