Who's your Superhero?

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm not talking about already-established superheroes (unless of course, you're the one who established him), but rather superheroes you've created. Certainly I'm not the only one who came up with a slew of silly superheroes. So, who's the best superhero you've come up with?

I'd say my best is Captain Promiscuous, seen below.

Spoiler: Click here.

He's a super-strong, super-fast gigolo who occasionally dons his supertights, grabs his bokken, and uses his martial arts mastery to fight crime, usually pertaining to damsels in distress through the magic of editorial license.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Oh my god man.
That made me lol.
Epic drawing is Epic.

I made a hero, never though up his name but his powers were along the same lines as Cyclopes.

Except not only did he have control over his power he could alter the Wavelength and Energy type to produce different types of beams.
Like non-lethal Wave Pulse beams to Plasma beams that can pass through walls.

He isnt very strong so he likes to avoid confrontation, preferring to incapacitate his opponent from a distance like a sniper.
But his Gun(Eye-beam) fu is not to be underestimated.

 

[Zombie Shakespeare]

My best super-hero was made in middle school.

His name was Sandwich Man.

His super-power was making super delicious sandwiches. But also, he would preserve peace and enforce justice by jamming his tasty goods down the throats of criminals until they suffocated.

I was a weird little kid. Not that I'm less weird now.

 

[Chronarch]

Well, let's see. There was Dolphin man who was bitten by a radioactive dolphin and Starfish Man who dresses like a starfish and runs around fighting crime. There was also Forever Man who could do anything he wanted within reason... Forever.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well me and my friend created Random man one day. As you can tell from his name he's not the most predictable person in the world. He doesn't stick to genre boundaries and will nonchalantly pull out a lightsaber in the middle of a Medieval battle or decide to crack a joke in the middle of a massacre. Nothing he did made sense but somehow he came out top. Oh yeah, and he always had a plastic spork taped to his forehead. Because he's like that.

His arch-nemisis is Sir Obvious who, as you may have guessed, is his exact opposite. Dressed in a snappy suit and tie, Sir Obvious follows ever cliche to the letter and never did anything surprising. Naturally he's always smug, arrogant, and overly self-confident. As expected he monologues and one-lines with the best of best of them and despite the fact that you can probably guess what he is going to do next if you're genre savvy enough, he always remains a threat. The only way he is defeated is by the chaotic nature of Random man's random actions, of course. Without a doubt he always manages to escape or live to fight another day, but he has yet to ever complete one of his plans.

 

[Mimssy]

Lack of Ambition Girl. I sit at home in my pjs and direct all my calls for help to the cops.