Why? A forum game.

[Lust]

'Cause it be sexy.

Why are you answering?

 

[Venom 3135]

just cause...2

Why am I so awsomne?

 

[Nouw]

Because you have an awesome avatar.

Why did Sleekgiant request a ban? [sub]I think I know why...[/sub]

 

[Nouw]

Because it's shit. 'Nuff said.

Why is your mother over 9000 in Soviet Russia?

 

[Venom 3135]

Because you think I have an awsomne avatar, and that grants you one wish.

Why is my avatar so awsomne?

 

[Nouw]

Because you just watched a movie with Tom Hanks in it.

Why is Morgan Freeman god? (Pictures welcome)

 

[CounterAttack]

Does that question really need an answer?

Why is Skype crashing for me right now?

 

[Nouw]

Too much internet.

Why do I love life?

 

[Lust]

For the reason that you have chosen.

Why do I like pie?

 

[CounterAttack]

Because pie is delicious.

Why do my headsets break after about three months of use, thus giving the receipts time to hide so I can't get a refund?

 

[Nouw]

For the reason that you have chosen.

Why do I like pie?

Because you like my avatar!

Because you have bad karma.

Why do I find the guy from Serenity charming?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because if it's anyone but Jayne or Mr Universe, he is.

Why is imagination so hard to come by?

 

[TheDoctor455]

It isn't... if you aren't an idiot.

Why do you keep shoving that cat into a cup?

 

[thelastgentleman]

Because it needs to be punished.

How does one receive bacon?

 

[SoloStoffe]

Push button.

Why do I have a nail rammed in my eye?

 

[vanthebaron]

becuase i put it their

why do i hate you?

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Because I stole your cookies.

Why am i flying?

 

[vanthebaron]

becacuse I lunched you with my trebuchet.

why is mugi such a tease

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because she's bored.

Why is the supreme court taking the anti-videogame bill seriously?

 

[Dango]

Cause they're bunch of silly geese.

Why am I confused by the plural form of the word "platypus"?