Why are Stripes Sexy?

[Jonluw]

I don't know. I guess the reason you think stripes are sexy is that you have become subconsciously aware that I am wearing a striped hoodie at the moment, and you are mistakenly attributing my sexiness to the hoodie.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Stripes are sexy?

Why wasn't I informed? Is that what I've been doing wrong all these years?

I guess they would seem slimming and draw the eye to...something...

Actually, I don't understand the sexy stripes at all. It doesn't make any sense to me and my need for solid colors.

 

[Mimssy]

If you are talking about people wearing critter stripes, I think they are sleazy and not sexy at all. They just come off as tasteless.
Regular stripes can be cute in moderation (stockings, undies, a tie, etc.)

 

[standokan]

Apperently, I didn't get the memo, AGAIN, yes I'm looking at you Johnson.