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Z(ombie)fan

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ive fallen off of cliffs, been hit by cars, and ive been faceplanted once.

never, ever broke a bone bone (that i know of.)
 

Slaanax

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will1182 said:
Um...I've played Pokemon HeartGold 110 hours, and it just came out a month ago. And I'll be 18 in 2 months.

You wish you were as awesome as me.
One seventh of your month was spent playing Pokemon. I can grow a nice beard if I wanted to.
 

ethaninja

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No wonder you call yourself a zombie fan.

I'm amazing because I have been shot, stabbed, beaten up, and am awesome at Doom.
 

firedfns13

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I seem to be pretty indestructible like yourself, but I have also made out with 2 girls in the same night 4 times now.
 

G Skunk

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I'm an artist of the highest caliber who strives for excellence in my work and won't accept anything less than the best from myself.

Just kidding. I can belch my ABCs and spell Supercalifro...supercalifigr...that really long word from Mary Poppins.
 

A Weary Exile

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I'm not. :(

But I guess I'm of somewhat-above-average intelligence (Not a genius by a long shot though) and I like to write. That sounds like it could be about 3 out of 4 people on this site though. :/

So I guess I'm not awesome. D:
 

firedfns13

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recoverytwo said:
firedfns13 said:
I seem to be pretty indestructible like yourself, but I have also made out with 2 girls in the same night 4 times now.
At the same time ?
If "they were on either side of me laying down" counts, then yes, on one occasion.
It still wasn't worth watching the Hannah Montana movie. the pain was awful...
 

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I can attract injuries at an alarming rate, it seems.
That's pretty amazing if a little worrying.
 

Angelcraft

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I suck... My life bites and my world is falling apart around me. Otherwise, I've never drank or done drugs before...
 

Toar

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I'm a virgin at 20, I'm single, I collect Transformers, I don't do drugs, I'm not really tallented at anything, and people repeatedly mock me. Otherwise, I put on my bad-ass face and beat the hell out of folks who make fun of my sister and friends. People think that I'm crazy, and such.
 

Insanum

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Im 21, Can still do the crab, And an AWESOME impression of yoshi.

Im male, And im good at guitar, Riding Motorbikes, Riding horses & being modest.
 

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recoverytwo said:
firedfns13 said:
I seem to be pretty indestructible like yourself, but I have also made out with 2 girls in the same night 4 times now.
At the same time ?
This reminds me of one of the first dates I ever went on in high school. I sat between my date and a girl friend of ours at a Mexican restaurant and all of a sudden they start making out literally inches from my face. My poor little high school brain could hardly process what was transpiring.

What makes me awesome? I have some awesome cats... that's about it.
 

Caligulove

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I can make an amazing meal. That and I have an officially recorded solo on my college's choir CD. It's digital now! This could last forever!

and for more bro-levels of 'awesomeness':
Ive had a threeway