Escapist: Forums full of people that share my interests, and isn't full of trolls and snark
Room: I'm in a boring lecture, but I think its rude to get up and leave in the middle of it. So, instead I just go on here.
Country: Because I don't want to leave my family. Though I'd love to go to a country that is more Catholic. Canada is all about "Religious freedom for all, but hate on the Christians!" and it gets a little annoying.
General: this is gonna sound cheesy, but I'm here to be my husband's wife, and the mother to my kids.