Why Did Bullet Witch Suck?

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Tanis

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When this game first came out I had high hopes for it.
A sort of DMC with boobs.


However what I got was a fairly boring game with a flat chested scene/emo chick.
 

Hisshiss

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Bullet witch was an example of a "face only a mother could love" kind of game, in that nomatter what else one could say about it, it was just too ugly and generally underfunded/poorly designed to work. Everything just looked and felt cheap beyond belief.

Honestly I may have been willing to keep playing anyways since it was just a rental, but I sincerely felt that my xbox was about to choke to death if I forced it to keep running the game, it just looked like it was dying.

Edit: Honestly I have no idea what my first line was attempting to convey. Go ahead and just attribute that to 4Am derpness. <_<.
 

The Apothecarry

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That's why I thought, too. Then I started the game. Sex only sells if it's done right, which was not the case with Bullet Witch. Sometimes guns and magic need to be kept separate from each other.

The main character had a fantastic design, but the developers put more time into making her look pretty and much less time on level design and gameplay.
 

Zhukov

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Wait...

If you wanted DMC with boobs, why on earth didn't you get Bayonetta? It's made by the same people, it has kinda similar game play and boobs aplenty.
 

Tanis

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Zhukov said:
Wait...
If you wanted DMC with boobs, why on earth didn't you get Bayonetta? It's made by the same people, it has kinda similar game play and boobs aplenty.
This was a 'in retrospect' view.

Bayonetta is pretty fun, I've enjoyed it.

Personally, I felt Bloodrayne was more in line with DMC+boobs but was hoping for something sexy & cool instead of sleazy like with BR & Bay.
 

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DJDarque said:
When the hell did this game come out? The box art alone makes it look terrible.
I think it was released in Japan in the middle of 2006 and I believe it was released in North America in early 2007. I could wrong though.
 

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DJDarque said:
When the hell did this game come out? The box art alone makes it look terrible.
Around 06/07'.
I think it was a launch title for the 360.