Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

Filled out the wrong tax form.

 

[UltraDeth]

Neglected to report heretical activities.

 

[Barbas]

Read the script of the latest Michael Bay film and endorsed it.

 

[UltraDeth]

Labelled all the scientific equipment as "science stuff".

 

[Barbas]

Made me feel sorry for Mussolini.

 

[UltraDeth]

Doesn't know the difference between "Jarvis" and "Jarhead".

 

[Barbas]

Inebriation.

 

[UltraDeth]

Caused a mess on set.

 

[Barbas]

Cursed the director's descendants with forked tongue.

 

[UltraDeth]

Crapped lightning and caused a power surge.

 

[Barbas]

Spawn-camped with a laser rifle.

 

[UltraDeth]

Suggested we have a sing-a-long.

 

[Barbas]

Your camouflage was absurdly garish.

 

[UltraDeth]

Left all the appliances on.

 

[Barbas]

Tweeted at the wrong Arnold.

 

[UltraDeth]

Buggered up the literally foolproof plan.

 

[Barbas]

Tried to establish another mounted division, this time with mudcrabs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

farted on my entree.

 

[UltraDeth]

Slowed the Wi-fi right down.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He ate the last known bison!