Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

Broke my favourite ceramic onion.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drank all the brandy.

 

[Barbas]

He sank my carriers.

 

[UltraDeth]

He messed with the Warriors.

 

[Barbas]

He broke holes in the sheep farm fence.

 

[UltraDeth]

He went kill crazy in the bowling alley.

 

[Barbas]

He was whistling prohibited rap tunes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Called the Commissar a green-eyed, camp, militarist dandy.

 

[Barbas]

Ruined the egg tarts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drafted me to the Canadian team.

 

[Barbas]

Inappropriate quickening in the living room.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was stirring the pasta with the last plasma rifle.

 

[Marik2]

Because he sunk my battleship

 

[UltraDeth]

Served the toast cold.

 

[Barbas]

Smashed the expensive crockery.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Was being exceedingly creepy. and for turning a harmless wish for Scarlett Johanson to be my girlfriend into some twisted time-travelling nightmare!

 

[UltraDeth]

Flashed his spuds and put me off my potatoes.

 

[Barbas]

Defective weapon trigger.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did a whoopsie in the urinals.

 

[Barbas]

Refused to confess to the Great Pudding Train Robbery of '76.