Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

He walked onto set as I was about to "money shot" asking "What's all this then?".

 

[Barbas]

He invented the selfie stick.

 

[UltraDeth]

He left vegetable peelings in the lift.

 

[Barbas]

For reasons of high-scoring.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was blocking the path to a rare weapon.

 

[Barbas]

He wasn't in the right gear, but he was standing in my spot.

 

[UltraDeth]

He thought his bolts and locks would keep me out.

 

[Barbas]

He chose the school of mysticism.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was fencing with a chainsaw.

 

[Barbas]

He was smearing paste all over the mechanic's tools.

 

[UltraDeth]

He sneezed on the Order of Lenin in the display case.

 

[Barbas]

He tried to usurp Bubbles the talking dolphin.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was flying his helicopter dangerously close to the American Embassy in Westminster.

 

[Barbas]

He was ruining the Brussels sprouts.

 

[UltraDeth]

For wasting good Mint Sauce.

 

[Barbas]

For tipping the wrong waiter.

 

[UltraDeth]

For lighting his farts near the Missile stash.

 

[Barbas]

For unauthorized travel through the borderlands.

 

[UltraDeth]

For rehearsing a bank robbery at BAFTA.

 

[Barbas]

For nicking an old vinyl record and trying to flog it on the underground.