Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

Insulted my mercenary friends.

 

[Barbas]

He was spreading butter on crackers.

 

[UltraDeth]

For using serving the Stew up with a Blunderbuss.

 

[Barbas]

He chose fewlishly.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wanted to abduct a person from each nation and put them in a bar as an experiment.

 

[Barbas]

I needed lunch.

 

[UltraDeth]

He ate the carrier pigeon.

 

[Barbas]

I needed dinner.

 

[UltraDeth]

He gave the war veterans 'Nam flashbacks.

 

[Barbas]

I needed breakfast.

 

[UltraDeth]

He led those "creatures" to our buffet.

 

[Barbas]

He voted for Peryite.

 

[UltraDeth]

For singing The Who really badly.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to make the garden into a modern art masterpiece using an excavator and several pounds of dynamite.

 

[UltraDeth]

For shoving Sushi onto my plate.

 

[Barbas]

For rejecting my offer of delicious sushi.

 

[UltraDeth]

For wearing a bowtie with a flannel shirt.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to bring back plus-fours.

 

[UltraDeth]

For speaking like Ronald Reagan in front of the Arabs.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to teach Bush to read.