Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

He couldn't hold a candle to Inspector Clouseau.

 

[Barbas]

He would not surrender the twiglets.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was sniffing the saddle of the exercise bike in the gym.

 

[Barbas]

He knocked over the Baneblade.

 

[UltraDeth]

For using butter as lube.

 

[Barbas]

For attacking the count of Volkihar.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wouldn't pick up the damn phone!

 

[Barbas]

He kept calling, so I had to send a hitman.

 

[UltraDeth]

He disobeyed the true meaning of Talk Like a Pirate day.

 

[Barbas]

He refused my offer of tea and fairy cakes.

 

[UltraDeth]

He said bad things about California.

 

[Barbas]

He got in the way of my b-hopping.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was drunk on Aftershave.

 

[Barbas]

XP, baby.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was better dead than plaid.

 

[Barbas]

It was part of the initiation.

 

[UltraDeth]

It was too far to Dignitas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He at my entire garden!

 

[UltraDeth]

He was going to pawn me off to a New York private collector.

 

[Barbas]

You stole my tape deck.