Why do Games Workshop keep letting Matt Ward write for them?

Chairman Miaow

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It's a simple question, why do they keep letting a man who consistently shits on the universe and is pretty much reviled by just about everybody keep writing for them?
 

Soviet Heavy

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Because he is a fan of the Ultramarines. Space Marine products make up around 80% of all profits made by Games Workshop on 40K.

Thankfully, it seems someone became aware of the shit he was pulling with the Grey Knights (google Khornate Knights for more), and so they got a fucking editor to watch the guy. His new Necron Codex is.... not bad actually. The fluff gives them some more character, and the crunch is average for 5th Edition.
 

Lunar Templar

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Soviet Heavy said:
(google Khornate Knights for more)
i did just that ....
what
the
flaming
fucking
HELL
is he smoking?!
FIRE his ass, i'm no expert on the 40k canon and even i could tell that's WAY the hell of base, really what the hell ...
 

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I've just been doing that butthurt fanboy denial thing where I bury my head in the sand and pretend it's not happening. Hell, I could write better stuff. And as for the Khornate Knights thing...no. This faff is intolerable. And finally, Ultramarines suck. Imperial Fists are much better, because who needs camouflage, right?

He clearly doesn't know anything about established canon, or he doesn't care about it. It's too rich a universe to be ruined by one writer, so I sincerely hope it's the former...
 

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Because my contacts at the =I=nquisition aren't answering my phone calls. Also the damn Dark Eldar are too happy with their new codex to take any contracts right now.

Sisters to me!

I just figure any major damage can be undone later. You know once the elder wipe out the plague known as humans. Or once he quits or whatever.
 

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Good question, I heard they're ditching him from somewhere when the 6th ed comes out. They damn well better, we can't have more monkeys in the Inquisition and heretical Grey Knights.
 

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Nouw said:
Good question, I heard they're ditching him from somewhere when the 6th ed comes out. They damn well better, we can't have more monkeys in the Inquisition and heretical Grey Knights.
Not doubting you or anything but did you get that from a specific source?

Mr. Ward needs to be exterminatus'd for what he did to the Sisters of Battle, or at least constantly have guys breathing down his neck whenever he goes to write something.
 

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As long as the Imperial Guard continues to human wave the enemies of Man into the ground, I don't give a flying fuck what the Spehss Mareeens are doing. IG does the dying, Marines just do the flying.
 

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Hookah said:
ChupathingyX said:
Nouw said:
Good question, I heard they're ditching him from somewhere when the 6th ed comes out. They damn well better, we can't have more monkeys in the Inquisition and heretical Grey Knights.
Not doubting you or anything but did you get that from a specific source?

Mr. Ward needs to be exterminatus'd for what he did to the Sisters of Battle, or at least constantly have guys breathing down his neck whenever he goes to write something.
I believe it comes from the rumor that Matt Ward's contract ends soon or that he's not been contracted to work on 6th Ed.
Indeed, from some sites I found discussing the 6th ed leak.
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
The fluff gives them some more character
... Necrons don't have character. They should never have character. If they have character then their writer is doing them wrong.


Fuck you Matt Ward. Just fuck you.


OT: I am just going to leave this here and hope that The Immortal God Emperor of Mankind sees fit to order a Vindicare hit on him.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Matthew_Ward
More heretical than all 4 ruinous powers combined. A concept which is itself heretical.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Monkeyman O said:
Soviet Heavy said:
The fluff gives them some more character
... Necrons don't have character. They should never have character. If they have character then their writer is doing them wrong.


Fuck you Matt Ward. Just fuck you.


OT: I am just going to leave this here and hope that The Immortal God Emperor of Mankind sees fit to order a Vindicare hit on him.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Matthew_Ward
More heretical than all 4 ruinous powers combined. A concept which is itself heretical.
It did give us Trazyn the Infinite, who is pretty damn awesome. He's like Donovan from the third Indiana Jones movie. A massive prick who loves to screw over other people.

Thankfully, only the Lords and higher units have personalities, while most are still Terminators.
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
It did give us Trazyn the Infinite, who is pretty damn awesome. He's like Donovan from the third Indiana Jones movie. A massive prick who loves to screw over other people.

Thankfully, only the Lords and higher units have personalities, while most are still Terminators.
NO Necrons have personalities. None whatsoever. That turns them from being a ultra scary tide of death to just being another faction. Whats next? Sarah Kerrigan gonna show up and take over the Tyranids?
Hell he even wrote that some Necron Lords trade with other races... And that they wiped out the C'Tan which is just 72 different flavours of bullshit.
But ultimately, his greatest crime (apart from turning the entire Ultra Marine chapter into mary sues and screwing up the awesome Salamanders) is giving us Kaldor Draigo [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo] who is so horrifically bad that he alone overwhelms any good Matt Ward could ever do in his entire life.
 

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Well I'm glad you posted this and that someone brought up the Khornate Knights thing since when I read that I thought it was messed up beyond belief but I figured it was just something there since I jumped in so late. Guess I can take comfort in closing myself in saying that basically nothing he wrote actually happened and that he's just insane. Also the Blood Angels being allies with the Necrons.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
Then we get into everything he has written about the Sisters of Battle. I mean I don't like them solely because they are fanatics but I realize how important they are. Considering how bland the Space Marines are the Sisters are infinitely more interesting than the Ultramarines or as I like to say, the generic brand space marines among the generic brand space marines that started the generic brand space marines.
 

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The reason they keep letting him continue? simple he can produce new stuff quick and cheap and as long as people buy his stuff they are going to keep letting him write it.
also the Cron/BA thing is blown way out of proportion and if you read the dex it actually makes sense. (at least from the Cron point of view)
 

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Hookah said:
80Maxwell08 said:
Then we get into everything he has written about the Sisters of Battle. I mean I don't like them solely because they are fanatics but I realize how important they are. Considering how bland the Space Marines are the Sisters are infinitely more interesting than the Ultramarines or as I like to say, the generic brand space marines among the generic brand space marines that started the generic brand space marines.
I quite like the SoB, and while the 'mini-dex' they released in August/September last year wasn't too bad in terms of fluff (it was co-written by Ward). They got severely gimped in terms of crunch, loosing many special characters to the Grey Knights, as well as loosing the inducted allies rule, leaving a SoB army without much in the way of armour support (Immolators, Rhinos, and Exorcists), especially no AV14 units. The apparent release of finecast versions of many older models has also not been forthcoming (the quality of finecast has been dubious to say the least, thus far). Overall, a weak dex, which is disappointing, as the Witch Hunters army was one of my favorites in 3rd Ed.
Actually I meant things like the Khornate Knights when the Grey Knights who are supposed to be a physical representation of pure will have to slaughter a bunch of Sisters of Battle to coat themselves in their blood.
 

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Better question: When will they stop charging $50 for a fucking dragon. Mine broke, I need a new one, not dropping $50 for 6 oz. of pewter.
 

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Safe to say is that Matt ward is the biggest space marine fanboy there is,and GW hired him to write lore books. Soon the Ultramarines will beat the heretics so hard that the emperor wakes up due to the abnormal level of asskicking. So the ultramarines and the emperor goes curbstomping the galaxy in the most glorious war ever.