...Why do I need to know that?

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The Eggplant

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Welcome, welcome! Come one, come all, to this humble collection of tripe, nonsense, inanity, and codswallop! Men, women, children of all ages, walruses! All are welcome, all shall enjoy themselves!

...Er, right. Anyhoo, the premise of this is pretty simple: tell us something about yourself. But not just anything, mind: something so random, so petty, so out-there that there's NO way it could ever be relevant or useful in a conversation. (Blackmail is a different question.) In addition to giving their own random fact, the user after you then also has the responsibility of finding some scenario in which that skill or fact actually would be useful...be creative, you'll probably need to be.

I'll get this started, then: I can crack the knuckle of the big toe on my left foot for almost half an hour straight.
 

Scde2

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You can get your daily exercise from that.

I'm emo.
 

The Eggplant

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Should you ever be attacked, you can drown your assailants in a sea of tears.

I have 30/20 vision in one eye, and 15/20 in the other.