jack583 said:
english is the "what the heck" laguage.
This was going to be my answer pretty much.
It's true. Standard English spelling is actually a haphazard amalgamation of something like a dozen different languages ranging from Gaelic to Greek, and it was all decided upon by a group of stuffy old men in suits a few centuries ago who wanted English to become a united written and spoken language, which it most definitely wasn't up until then. There are still plenty of places in Britain - English speaking places - where you'll see remnants of the alternate English words and pronunciations that existed in the middle ages. Kirk as a spelling and pronunciation of church, for instance.