Why Do You Troll?

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orangebandguy

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I don't troll because I don't want the mods to firebomb me into oblivion. I've avoided mod wrath also for the Neo badge. Aren't I outrageous.
 

Leodiensian

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Maldaris said:
I Troll cus I can. Why Do you?
Just because you CAN do something does not mean you SHOULD.

I CAN grab a kitchen knife and go on a stabbing spree around my local primary school. I CHOOSE not to because I know I SHOULDN'T.

See how that works?

Also: I wonder how many times this has been reported?
 

Guitarmasterx7

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I troll because it's funny to watch people freak out. But I don't do it to forums and stuff, and when I do it I do it right. IE the person/people I'm trying to troll get pissed off and the rest of the world thinks it's hilarious. (Meaning I don't just post the N word on a forum a few hundred times and call it a day.)

My most successful troll was definitely making the "series finale" to the machinima series called "deus ex machina." It was posted on machinima.com, had the same name and everything so it looked completely legit. The reactions where perfect. The people with senses of humor laughed or played along and posted comments like "great episode digitalph33r" and the die hard fans and idiots flipped a shit. if you're interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPocZwnD55s (the trolling doesn't begin until about 3:00)
 

Dok Zombie

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OMG HALO 3 IS TEH GRE3TEST GAME EVARRR!111!!!

Plus my dad is Bill Gates and he showed me how to give you the RROD over live so don't fuck with me.

And I fuxxored your mam.
 

Fat Hippo

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Because I like to sit under bridges and demand toll from anyone who crosses it.
 

David Bray

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I don't really troll.

I really hate everyone on this site's blind love of Half-Life 2, but each to their own.
I don't like JRPG's or MGS but whatever you like really, just don't try and convince me to like it
 

khaimera

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I troll becuase I love their neon hair. Its just so high. Sometimes I like to braid it. It makes me think of rainbows.
 

Dok Zombie

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Lukeje said:
Dok Zombie said:
Lukeje said:
DominicxD said:
For the lulz.
Is there any other answer? Not that I ever troll...
I don't entirely trust the dog in your avatar...
Aww... but he's so cute. And he's got a top-hat.
I know... But there's something not quite right...

More importantly, I have another 1,300 words to write before the electronic submission deadline closes at midnight.

What the hell am I doing on The Escapist? Argh!
 

Lukeje

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Dok Zombie said:
Lukeje said:
Dok Zombie said:
Lukeje said:
DominicxD said:
For the lulz.
Is there any other answer? Not that I ever troll...
I don't entirely trust the dog in your avatar...
Aww... but he's so cute. And he's got a top-hat.
I know... But there's something not quite right...
Is it the other dog sneaking up behind him?
More importantly, I have another 1,300 words to write before the electronic submission deadline closes at midnight.

What the hell am I doing on The Escapist? Argh!
Procrastinating?