Why does everybody hate me?

[SomeBrianDude]

Some people just can't accept that there are alternative points of view out there. I guess it reminds them that their own may not be as unquestionably correct as they thought, and their 3 brain cells work in unison to form an angry response your differing opinions.
And guess what? I am one of those people! So basically if you're not a Stone Roses-loving, Irn Bru-drinking Socialist then you should know that I find you to be beneath my contempt, positively a waste of air.

 

[muskrat_love]

The internet. Its kind of like a tank full of electric eels. The only way not to get shocked is not to climb in, in the first place.


Metaphore fail =(

English Nazi time. That was a similie, not a metaphor. It would be a metaphor if you said, "The internet is a tank full of electric eels. The only way not to get shocked is to not climb in."

 

[Creator002]

That's hilarious. Saying the Internet hates you then your poll gets eaten.

It's probably just people on the Internet being people on the Internet. The "anonymity" it gives them empowers them to say things they wouldn't in real life.

 

[mrc390]

Because all you do is moan on the internet about people not liking you.

 

[dead.juice]

Just because someone talks trash things doesn't mean they hate you, they may just be dumb fucks.
Next time someone makes a mean comment/reply to you, take a moment and think about what they wrote.
Are they expressing disarrangement/alternative opinions in a negative way? Or are they just spazzing out/ranting?

If they're the former, they probably have communication/social problems, or they may be trying to sound smart by being pretentious. Take what they say with a grain of salt, you might not be able to have a proper discussion with them anyway.
If it's the latter, fuck em, you don't need their opinion. It's likely that they don't have anything useful to say. It's easy to shit-talk anything, that's the fun of being an asshole, or a comedian. (Dan Cook, I'm looking at you)

 

[BabyRaptor]

Sizzle, you thrive off causing confusion and drama. You probably want people to hate you

*hugs*

 

[MBergman]

First thing I thought about.

And as other people have said; it's the internet, disagreeing with people is like 30% of it, the rest of course being porn.

 

[teebeeohh]

because you are secretly mrs Hitler and we have the glasses to prove it.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Here's a solution to never, ever receive hate from others in life:

Go to a different planet.

 

[I Have No Idea]

Welcome to the Internet, my friend. Anything that anybody says in the history of saying it will always, always have someone who disagrees with it. For legit reasons or not.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

You have over 5000 posts since April?

Maybe you talk too much.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Since you're anonymous in the internet, you can be a dick all you like.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I don't care about what internet people think, they're not real. For all I know, every person on a forum really is just a sentient AI spawned from years of internet forum trolling and bugged coding resulting in a vicious hate-filled troll AI.
But then again I might just be an asshole with paranoid thoughts who believes reality is a lie and we're all dreaming the same boring bullshit dream with no hope of waking up.
Or not.
I don't even care about apathy...

 

[aei_haruko]

So recently i've been posting on the internet, and it seems like no matter what i say at least one person will have a problem with it.

WHY INTERNET WHY!?
So basically this is thread where you can wallow in self-pity and talk about the people that have hated on you.
EDIT: Dammit it's kicked off now, why isn't there an 'add poll' in the edit option?

i get it too, heres what i do:
go outside, call my girlfriend, make a nice meal, do something otherwise producative, and get away from trolls with no life

 

[Pinkamena]

Because none of us really like you, Sizzle!

 

[Jegsimmons]

its the internet...nuff said.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Universal truth: No matter what you say someone some where will take offense to it.

And since this is the Internet the odds of reaching that some one are much much higher.

 

[Nieroshai]

[sub]And there's about 15 people on the Internet with a brain[/sub]

I am one of the 15 people on the internet with a brain. Not a smart brain but a brain nonetheless.

Then you will be most delicious... I mean... grooooaan... braaaaainnnzzzzz.....


Honestly, OP, everyone hates everyone on the internet. Not necessarily true, but a good safety tip to avoid flame wars nonetheless.

 

[Evilbunny]

I typed "haters gonna hate" into google, and this was the funniest image that came up.

 

[jSalamanca32]

So recently i've been posting on the internet, and it seems like no matter what i say at least one person will have a problem with it.

WHY INTERNET WHY!?
So basically this is thread where you can wallow in self-pity and talk about the people that have hated on you.
EDIT: Dammit it's kicked off now, why isn't there an 'add poll' in the edit option?

Don't feel bad, people almost never reply to anything I post, and I work tirelessly handcrafting custom made posts that are nothing less than comedic gold.

nevertheless, I don't hate you.

Don't feel bad, KoalaKid. That made me laugh.