I sure as hell don't, it's a waste of time, the series is over, anything that's come out lately to revive the brand has been god-awful shite that's not worth your time.
If you don't care much for Star Wars, how can you presume to understand people who do?Da Joz said:Can we please just let Star Wars go? Why are so many people holding on to it? It's time to move on.
Because it makes a disgusting amount of money each time anything with those two words branded on it is released.Da Joz said:Can we please just let Star Wars go? Why are so many people holding on to it? It's time to move on.
I always found it was more about the characters... Han Solo, Lando, Luke, Leia, Vader... Even Chewbacca. They work well together in true ragtag misfits fashion. The new trilogy didn't work because every character was an idiot who made ridiculous decisions and had no decent dialogue.Luca72 said:*slow clap*
Wow. This has been my favorite Extra Punctuation article in a long time. The best part to me was how he mentioned that in Star Wars you have no real feel for the stakes, because anything is possible. Barge full of armed thugs? Let me just spin my laser sword around until I kill everyone. Giant planet-destroying space station? Let me just shoot it in its' weak spot like it's a Zelda boss.
I've been a fan of Star Wars since I was 8 years old, which meant I was young and dumb enough to succumb entirely to that world. Toys, comic books, you name it. But I can admit that Star Wars is hardly relevant today. The original trilogy is good fun, but there's nothing poignant or meaningful about it. I get the feeling that Star Wars is one of those things we put up on a cultural pedestal that future generations won't even see the point of.
Again, I like Star Wars, and I can still enjoy the films for what they are. But let's not pretend they're anything more than escapist entertainment. Star Wars is in the same arena as an 80's action movie or a modern romantic comedy - some people will enjoy it simply for what it is, but it's ultimately just candy.
I disagree with some of that... I didn't know what was going to happen. Honestly I though episode 1 would have Anakin already as a powerful Jedi apprentice and it would detail his descent to the dark side immediately. The second one I pictured Anakin and Obi Wan kinda in a bit of an arms race - With Anakin secretly undertaking missions for the emperor to help with the whole "master plan" to take over, and Obi Wan trying to find out who is pulling Anakins strings (and also not making it so damn obvious who the emperor would be). I thought that the "clones" were going to be bad guys - possibly even Dark Jedi clones(because nobody ever said Sith in the original trilogy). In the third film the republic would try to fight back against these clones and eventually be defeated while the emperor seizes power and begin to crack down on everyone, Hitler style. Throughout the second and third films the Jedi would be hunted down slowly over time (that's what I thought Obi Wan meant by "Darth Vader helped hunt down and kill the Jedi Knights") rather than having almost all of them destroyed within about 10 minutes in a montage.rayen020 said:All this brings me to the prequel trilogy. And the question i always ask and never get a straight answer to: What did you expect? And don't say "not that", that's a cheap cop-out and you know it. You don't know what you wanted. and when given something perfectly serviceable you scorned it. why? because it wasn't Han's backstory? Luke growing up ridiculously bored on a moisture farm on a desert world? Leia growing up in a pampered world where she's a princess, and finding out the heart wrenching details that she is a replacement for a child her adoptive parents lost when the dark side took over before entering into a world of political intrigue and guile and working as a legitimate politician while secretly supporting and supplying a rebellion? okay that last one would be pretty awesome.
But the point is this. There was no way those films would ever be accepted even if they hadn't had atrocious dialogue and bad casting (by the way the only two problems i have with the prequel, and lets face it the originals had those problems too).
There are two reasons for this.
1: It wasn't new.
It wasn't. The original had a big thing going for it. No one had ever seen anything like it. EVER. and that visual stun made us overlook alot of the problems. Like Crysis and The Avengers it just looked so damn pretty and awesome and so different from anything before it that any flaws were covered up. The prequels had no such luxury. Episode 1 was released the same year as The Matrix, the Terminator and Robocop had been around for over a decade. science fiction and stunning visuals had been around for while. Pixar was making the leaps and bounds in graphic animation, and video games had already begun to change the playing field.
2:We all knew how it was going to end.
Some kid named anakin skywlker? Obi-Wan Kenobi? Jango Fett? Yoda? Palpatine? R2D2? C-3PO? We all knew what was going to happen, and where all these people were going to end up. The dramatic turn in Revenge of the Sith? Not dramatic, we know Anakin is going to be Vader and lose the arms and legs. There was no suspense, we knew where characters were going and some of the die-hards fans even knew how they were going to get there. Well of course the republic is going to use clones. Of course palpatine is going to be put in charge of the senate. of course the Jedi are going massacred. and yes Anakin is going to turn to the dark side. Surprise!
So i think the prequels are perfectly serviceable films that were never going to live up ridiculously high expectations fans had for them.
And the whole Mediclorean thing? drop it. It's a stupid argument and you look stupid when you use it. every supernatural sci-fi/fantasy Jesus race has a something (in fact usually in their blood) that marks them out as special. and according to Expanded Universe Medicloreans just make you more aware and sensitive to the force, everyone has them just the higher the count the better with the force you'll be.
Tl;dr FML