Why is it Monday?

[sky14kemea]

i always get a huge headache on mondays, i think its psychological, like the placebo effect ¬_¬
i never look forward to them

 

[SqueeFactor]

today was good, til this thread reminded me of this satanic addition to the week. damn you internet.

 

[experiment0789]

Anyone else have the worst days on Mondays?

Today alone, my coffee spilled, my dog keeps on barking, and my PSP (don't laugh) decided to die on me half-way through a fricking level on Loco Roco 2.

I hate Mondays.

Any other stories on bad Mondays?

(Point at computer screen and laugh) I don't know why but it always seems to be mondays, and I to have had bad mondays so don't feel too bad.

 

[OuroborosChoked]

You may not know it is essential that Mondays suck. Think about it. Would you rather have all the bad experiences on one day or spread throughout the week? Mondays take all the shit that pisses you off so you can get through the rest of the week knowing that you got through the worst of it.

But Wednesdays suck just as hard as Mondays do. Not in the same way, Mondays use more tongue while Wednesday has the vaccume-like grip for full suckage, but suck they both do.

Don't read too much into that...


But yeah, other days of the week suck just as bad, but that's pretty par for the course that is life. Cancer Man said it best...

That image is now my best friend.

In the words of Debbie Douglas, Dexter Douglas's mom...

"That's so very, very sad!"

/obscure reference

 

[PersianLlama]

I got a C on my math quiz, a C on my history quiz, had 3 hours of sleep, almost missed a flight, and have a shitload of homework to do.

On the bright side, I got 100% on my chemistry quiz.

 

[zacaron]

this monday is great its the start of march break for me.

 

[new_age_reject]

I have double Chemistry first thing Monday morning =[

 

[Arayis]

Its Tuesday for me, but yesterday was uneventful, Mondays often are...

 

[SmartIdiot]

Stop whining you crybabys, atleast you HAVE a 2 day weekend to whine about.

Finally, I was wondering when someone would bring that up.

 

[Meado]

You may not know it is essential that Mondays suck. Think about it. Would you rather have all the bad experiences on one day or spread throughout the week? Mondays take all the shit that pisses you off so you can get through the rest of the week knowing that you got through the worst of it.

Even the word Monday is a screw-up. It was meant to be Moanday, but there was a typo.

 

[dalek sec]

Long day at the office today for me.

 

[Maileigh]

I work at my school, so not only do I get to spend hours upon hours of class time doing tedious labs and written tests and the like; I get to spend an extra 5+ hours after that doing clerical work as well.
But today was EXTRA SPECIAL. This local jerk from my Monday class decided to continuously meander into the office just to bother me. I got everything from "Hey baybeh, whachoo doin next weekend?" to "..... Mai?(my name btw) ..... Maaaai? .... Mai... Mai Mai.. Mai? Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai!!!!?" And when I finally manage to spat an annoyed 'WHAT?!' at him, he just says ".... Hi." and walks away.

GOD!! I just wanted to chuck my stapler at him! This Monday sucked horrendous amounts!

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

"No questions, mommy's drunk."

 

[Sewblon]

I took the SAT on Saturday and cut myself shaving on Sunday so Monday is a relief so far.

 

[Joselyn]

I tend to have a mix of Mondays....some Mondays are awesome and you think: "yeah, it's the start of a great week!" and then other Mondays are so crap , they make you ponder some truly
depressing thoughts....but on a positive note, Monday last was pretty good!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I requested a nearby coffee shop to let me shoot my suspense film in the basement of the church next door (which for some reason they own, didn't ask why) and they said no, simply because their manager is a ****.

Quite frankly, that puts me in murder mode until I can find a decent location, let alone monday.