Why isn't there an Expendables parody starring Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, Eddie Murphy, Rick Moranis et al directed, or at least produced by Mel Brooks in the works at the moment? It's ripe for parody and an excuse to get some of the now semi retired comedy actors out to do a fuckoff amazing ensemble genre send up... I'd sit through a movie like that three times over than deal with the garbage parodies that seem to come out these days.
