So, to recap, the top reasons movies suck are because:
1) We see the brand name of products in films.
2) Movie popularity is based on the money earned during the weekend, which is bad because it means movies that open during the week and fail to sell into the weekend aren't popular in the eyes of movie studios. What twisted thinking! (BTW, movie studios aren't stupid when it comes to the bottom line. They make the adjustments necessary in their analysis to compare films that open at any time during the week)
3) People are stupid (not selective enough).
4) "Movie Geeks are ELITIST, SPOILED BRATS" (too picky). Help us change our ways, oh Wise One!
5) Theaters are high-priced, sticky, and staffed with obnoxious people because movie studios are allowed to negotiate which of THEIR films get screened. CAPITALIST PIGS! "THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAAAAAAW!!!"
6) Movie studios only write good films for young white men.
7) Movies have always sucked:
--Early 20th: No smell-o-vision
--Early 20th: RACISM!!!!
--50's: Conservatives
--60's: No movies people liked
--70's: Exploitation films
--80's: Capitalism
--90's: "You get the idea" (...you're a douche?)
Why should anyone take you seriously, "MovieBob"? There is nothing unique about your half-baked Liberal whining and finger-poking. None of your claims/analyses can be substantiated because they're all just vague accusations of 'wrong-thinking' against large groups of people. You have said nothing in this article to convince me that you know anything about film financing or marketing. As far as I'm concerned. your article is just the angry, snobbish musings of a man who thinks everyone is a fool but him.
1) We see the brand name of products in films.
2) Movie popularity is based on the money earned during the weekend, which is bad because it means movies that open during the week and fail to sell into the weekend aren't popular in the eyes of movie studios. What twisted thinking! (BTW, movie studios aren't stupid when it comes to the bottom line. They make the adjustments necessary in their analysis to compare films that open at any time during the week)
3) People are stupid (not selective enough).
4) "Movie Geeks are ELITIST, SPOILED BRATS" (too picky). Help us change our ways, oh Wise One!
5) Theaters are high-priced, sticky, and staffed with obnoxious people because movie studios are allowed to negotiate which of THEIR films get screened. CAPITALIST PIGS! "THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAAAAAAW!!!"
6) Movie studios only write good films for young white men.
7) Movies have always sucked:
--Early 20th: No smell-o-vision
--Early 20th: RACISM!!!!
--50's: Conservatives
--60's: No movies people liked
--70's: Exploitation films
--80's: Capitalism
--90's: "You get the idea" (...you're a douche?)
Why should anyone take you seriously, "MovieBob"? There is nothing unique about your half-baked Liberal whining and finger-poking. None of your claims/analyses can be substantiated because they're all just vague accusations of 'wrong-thinking' against large groups of people. You have said nothing in this article to convince me that you know anything about film financing or marketing. As far as I'm concerned. your article is just the angry, snobbish musings of a man who thinks everyone is a fool but him.