why the TF2 guys fight?

[broadband]

well, i was bored and just decided to post this. which are your crazy theories of why RED and BLU fight with each other?

what on those suitcases that they kill themselves to get?

are just people fro diferent dimensiones trying toestablish balance?

are a secret experiment made by Symdrome, the enemy of the incredibles?

it started like no, ``your mother, no it yours´´ conflict that expanded to those levels?

try to use your imagination

 

[COR 2000]

The battle is set up by GLaDOS, and the winning side gets infinite cake.

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Who touched my gun!?"
"Not me, you big Soviet lug."
"That retort was pathetic, maggot!"
"Gentlemen,-"
*Chaos ensues*

 

[Johnn Johnston]

My guess? Console war.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Well, there is an actual reason, they are two construction companies fighting for buisness, RED and BLU are acronyms, I can't remember what they stand for though.

Anywho, onto the game:
One day some BLU scouts were playing baseball, and a RED engineer asks to join, the scouts taunt him, he makes a turret, and so it begins!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Well, there is an actual reason, they are two construction companies fighting for buisness, RED and BLU are acronyms, I can't remember what they stand for though.

I know from many minutes of staring at the floor in 2Fort that BLU stands for 'Builders League United', and I think RED stands for 'Reliable Building and Demolition'.

 

[Alotak]

I actual know the reason,

The Blues are a building firm and Red are a Demolition firm, thats why reds symbol is a bomb and the blues is a spanner i think.

Close spartan but no Sentry.

It was a simple mistake, a red scout mistook a blue heavys sandwidge for his own and as a result he got upset and so the red scout made the heavy a new one but forgot the mustard and so he hit him... and so it began.

EDIT; bloody same time posting.

 

[OverlordSteve]

RED Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
BLU Soldier: I did, you commie bastard!

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They cant decide on who is the better team in Red Vs Blue.

 

[Aries_Split]

To Win the War.

Why else?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

To Win the War.

Why else?

It's so simple, yet so right. You sir, are a genius.

 

[chomesuke]

RACISM!

The only lesson I ever learned, after a war end, one of the sides is always blemed of racism!
So which think itself superior?

 

[hem dazon 90]

the leader of red had gay sex with the leader of blu then they ordered their minions to fight so they could have some time together

 

[ThaBenMan]

Why does the sun rise every day? Why do birds fly, and fish swim? Since the dawn of time, Blue has strived to destroy Red, and Red has sought to annihilate Blue, and so shall it be for eternity...

 

[Brett Alex]

To Win the War.

Why else?

It's so simple, yet so right. You sir, are a genius.

Oh gee, if only you guys knew. It's actually a lot more complex than that, I'd tell you now, but I'm going away for a few days.

When I get back expect a very detailed explanation.

 

[TommyGun465]

"Yo, Blue Heavy, get me a coffee!"
"No"
"Goddamnit! Go get it"
"I dont wanna"
And so it began. That, or:
"Engenneer, whats your favorite color?"
"Blue"
"No way! Red is the awesomest"
"No U!"
"Lets get it on!"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Kirk vs. Picard.

No one bets on Janeway and Sisko never had a ship.

Anyone who mentions Archer gets laughed out with the phrase "Decontaminant Gel"

 

[Birras]

The RED scout called the BLU pyro a gay robot.