Why will you murder the user below you?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Here's a fun game: You must explain your motivations for murdering the person below you.

Your post may or may not follow this format:

I will murder you for _________________________. DIE!

[HEADING=2]Now for the historic first murder motive![/HEADING]

I will murder you for being the first to post on my thread! DIE!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I will murder you for not givingg yourself to Flandre willingly. DIE!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will murder you for being a massive hypocrite. Don't deny it, you know you are one. DIE!

 

[Scde2]

I will murder you for calling me a hypocrite and eating all of my hard boiled eggs. DIE!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will murder you for not being fast enough to steal the fifth post from me! DIE!

[sub]5th post FTW![/sub]

 

[spartan1077]

I will murder you for being under me! DIE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will murder you for getting between me and the Lady of Pain! DIE!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will murder you for no good reason at all! DIE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will murder you because you wouldn't give me any "cake"! DIE!!!!!

 

[Eumersian]

I will murder you because you smell like old feet! NASTY!! DIE!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will kill you because the last poster didn't have an avatar and its all your fault! DIE!!!!

 

[superbatranger]

I will murder you because...umm..because..err..because...you will be dead after I am done. DIE!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will murder you just because you stepped on my toe! DIE!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I WILL MURDER YOU FOR THE BLOOD GOD! DIE!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I will murder you for murdering the user above you DIE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will murder you for "poutine"! DIE!!!!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I WILL MURDER YOU BECAUSE BECAUSE, thats just what I do. All Yandere situations end in death.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I will murder you because I need the coppers. Die.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I will murder you to save the world from your wrath. (Although you haven't actually done anything evil yet, but still one can never be too careful) DIE!

 

[Scde2]

I will murder you because you are out to steal my cabbages!