Why would Tim Langdell sue YOU?

[2012 Wont Happen]

Ok, so this is a game I just thought of. You have to state something about yourself that would cause Tim Langdell to sue you. Involve the word "edge" somehow.

I'll start:

Tim Langdell would sue me because I'm Straight EDGE

 

[Sassafrass]

Who's Tim Langdell?
Meh, I'll go along with it.

Tim Langdell would sue me because I'm on the cutting EDGE of what is humanly possible.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Tim Langdell would sue me because I fell off a cliff and am now hanging on for dear life by the EDGE.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Who's Tim Langdell?
Meh, I'll go along with it.

Tim Langdell would sue me because I'm on the cutting EDGE of what is humanly possible.

He owns Edge games and sues anyone who makes a game using the word "Edge" in it. Currently suing EA for Mirror's Edge

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Tim Langdell would sue me because I fell off a cliff and am now hanging on for dear life by the EDGE.

nice one

 

[Sassafrass]

Tim Langdell would sue me for buying Mirrors EDGE.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Tim Langdell would sue me because I'm on the EDGE of Sanity

 

[COR 2000]

I would receive an angry letter from Tim Langdell threatening a lawsuit. I ignore it and place it on the EDGE of the counter.

P.S.: Can you read these other words here?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I would receive an angry letter from Tim Langdell threatening a lawsuit. I ignore it and place it on the EDGE of the counter.

P.S.: Can you read these other words here?

oh, I see what you did there.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Tim langdell would sue me because I colored in a drawing all the way to the EDGE of the lines.

 

[Voltaggia]

Tim Langdell would sue me because I prefer EDGEworth to Phoenix.

 

[Sam G]

Tim Langdell would sue me for trimming my hEDGEs.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Tim Langdell would sue me because I push it to the limit and walk along the razor's EDGE

 

[COR 2000]

I would receive an angry letter from Tim Langdell threatening a lawsuit. I ignore it and place it on the EDGE of the counter.

P.S.: Can you read these other words here?

oh, I see what you did there.

What exactly did you see? How I used the word "Edge" or the colored words?

Regardless of which one, I now have to kill you for discovering my secret.

*Silenced shots*

 

[AvsJoe]

Tim Langdell would sue me for bumping into the EDGE of my table numerous times per day (I really should move that thing).

 

[Sparrow]

Tim Langdell would sue me because whilst I post this, I'm sitting on the EDGE of my seat.