My sister ran into a glass door full force.. I don't know how she didn't see it because it wasn't exactly clean.Armored Prayer said:
Why would you do that?
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i didnt witness this, but my aunt told me this. An uncle came over to my other uncle's house. My other uncle was lighting a fire, and was using gasoline to help. he would squirt a little gasoline at a time. The uncle who came over said he was doing it wrong. He took the gas bottle from him, and went around the fire in a circle, squeezing the bottle to make a full, uninterupted stream. Soon, the fire traveled up the stream and onto the bottle. He hastily threw the bottle in the fire. It blew up. Supposedly, it was halarious
Yeah some guy in a video I saw hammered a nail through his own arm flab. It wasn't no wimpy nail gun either. Hammer + nail + arm = ow.
My girlfriend ran across a crowded street while the light was green. She barely dodged the cars. I ran up to her after the light changed and gave her a lecture. I was surprised when she did not say something along the lines of "What are you? My friggin dad?!" She did not do it again.
It just changed, and she rushes across. Apparently she did not want to waste time, since we got to the curb right before it changed. Either way I hold her hand when ever we get to a curb so she wont do something like that again. Plus it was a side street that doesn't have many cars at one time. However there are always 2 cars around. He friends encourage things like that. They think its funny and cool. Thats one of the things that really pisses me off about teenage american girls.That One Six said:
yeah same.MagnetoHydroDynamics said:
but even "god" makes mistakes, either that or my parents
[small]*..why yes i am an oopsie baby..*[/small]
Epic fireballs related awesomeness:TheNumber1Zero said:
Get cotton ball.
Soak said cotton ball in rubbing alcohol.
Set on fire.
Hold in hand, or throw.
You don't get burned. You can pour a puddle on your hand, light it on fire, and you won't get burned.
Physics-related, my Physics lab partner once turned to me and said "the laws of Physics are complete bullshit."grimsprice said:
Or there was the guy who when told that the "triangle of dots" symbol in maths was shorthand for "therefore", he said "There for what?".
Or the guy who, when offered three answers for "Who is the Son of God?" (in a Catholic school), said "John". John wasn't one of the options, he had clearly heard the question, and thought his answer over carefully.
I'm not gonna argue with you there. I'm a bit of a pyro myself, and I'm loving it!ranasan said:
When I attended 6th form I shared a tutor with this girl who was the very definition of overweight thick chav. She literally had no redeeming factors. One time she asked, after the tutor gave out letters asking us to donate/be sponsored for this charity that the school supported that helped people affect by the Chernobyl disaster. (Don't ask me why the school supported this charity, it's a normal comprehensive in the south of England that has a 6th form attached, no link to Chernobyl at all.) Her response to this was "aww, are we goin' to Cher-no-bool?".
The same girl, had in fact in lower school attended the school's "lets use the Iraq war protests to bunk off school" day and completely missed the point of anti-war protests, advocating that we nuke Iraq because it'd be cheaper than military action. (Of course, she said it much less eloquently).
Another example is this guy I went to school with and was consistantly in classes in from year 9 (Age 14ish) untill halfway through lower-sixth (16/17). We knew he was not too bright from his consistantly low grades (C's in your GCSE's are NOT hard) and his utter failure at wit. But the way he managed to get expelled from sixth form was classic. He wrote his own name on someone else's A-Level art coursework.
The same girl, had in fact in lower school attended the school's "lets use the Iraq war protests to bunk off school" day and completely missed the point of anti-war protests, advocating that we nuke Iraq because it'd be cheaper than military action. (Of course, she said it much less eloquently).
Another example is this guy I went to school with and was consistantly in classes in from year 9 (Age 14ish) untill halfway through lower-sixth (16/17). We knew he was not too bright from his consistantly low grades (C's in your GCSE's are NOT hard) and his utter failure at wit. But the way he managed to get expelled from sixth form was classic. He wrote his own name on someone else's A-Level art coursework.
Ahhhh! You again! Also, at least in our Hitler argument we didn't lower ourselves to typing insults at each other.Glefistus said:
