Why?

[JDLY]

This is to ask your own "why" questions.

Rules:
They can be related to gaming or not.
You can answer another persons "why" question.
Try to be nice.
Try not to get banned or put on probation.

My questions:
Why has Ubisoft made the latest Splinter Cell a 360 exclusive?

Why has nobody though of something truly original in the world of gaming in a while?

Why has nobody on this site made a thread recently that really interests me?

Why does everybody have to hate some sort of minority of people?

Why do people start smoking in the first place?

I think thats good enough for now. You can answer those or post your own questions.
BEGIN!

 

[Geoffrey42]

Why has Ubisoft made the latest Splinter Cell a 360 exclusive?

Because Microsoft brought giant bags of money and showered Ubisoft in it. (See also: Square Enix and Valve)

Why does everybody have to hate some sort of minority of people?

Before answering that question, I'd demand proof that the premise is true. I don't think it is.

Why do people start smoking in the first place?

Because it's actually quite pleasant to do. There are also gateways like shisha, which is even smoother and tastier than your average cigarette, and tends to be massively social (I first tried it in a Parisian bar, where they served several flavors, which, when matched with some of their tea and pine nuts, and their crazy ethnic R&B, made for a most excellent social experience).

It's still a horrible thing to do, and I should really give up my social habit (particularly when imbibing alcohol), but I average approximately 1 cigarette per month, so it is difficult to feel bad about it.

 

[JDLY]

Why does everybody have to hate some sort of minority of people?

Before answering that question, I'd demand proof that the premise is true. I don't think it is.

I'm just saying most people do.

 

[John Galt]

Why must Rule 34 apply to everything??? I don't even have a childhood anymore after going to /b/!

 

[Stammer]

Why are there so few girls on the internet?

 

[Scolar Visari]

This is to ask your own "why" questions.

Why do people start smoking in the first place?

I think that?s good enough for now. You can answer those or post your own questions.

Personally I don't smoke nor will I ever but I don't see the problem. When an adult smokes it's their decision to do it and as long as they aren't hurting anybody by doing it then they should be left alone.

My why question: Why do fan boys think that multi million dollar corporations actually give a rat?s ass about them?

 

[Stammer]

Personally I don't smoke nor will I ever but I don't see the problem. When an adult smokes it's their decision to do it and as long as they aren't hurting anybody by doing it then they should be left alone.

Actually, it is hurting others. Second-hand smoke is dangerous. And although it is their decision, it's a very, very retarded decision to make. Everyone in the first and second world know that smoking is very, very bad for your health. I think a real answer to his "why" question would be "peer pressure".

My why question: Why do fan boys think that multi million dollar corporations actually give a rat?s ass about them?

I don't think fanboys actually think that multi-million dollar corporations give a rat's ass about them. I think they just want them to. They give a game bad reviews and try to get the corps to learn how to make a good game. If they take anything from it, that's great. Otherwise, it really doesn't matter. Me, I come up with new and interesting ways to make many games better, but I've never even posted them on the internet. They're just fun to do. And I'm assuming that's the idea behind fanboys too.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Why not?

Why wouldn't yahoo answers or live QnA be better places for people to ask their own random questions?

 

[Unmannedperson]

Why does Microsoft continually ignore their PC users by releasing games only for the XBox 360? Do they not realize without us PC users, they would never be in the position they are today?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?

 

[meatloaf231]

Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?

Fire can't kill THE SUN!

 

[The Lyre]

Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?

Fire can't kill THE SUN!

Actually, fire, or rather, incredible heat, is already killing the sun by fusing together lighter elements to make heavier ones in order to create enough energy to keep doing this...this process will in the VERY far future KILL T3H SUN!

Fire owns all, except for water, but water is a pacifist/a pussy in the world of elements, and therefore water does not count.

 

[The Lyre]

Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?

Fire kills everything because Oxygen is always present in this world? Therefore there is a constant "Everything Must Burn" bargain deal at World R Us?

Why did the toddler cross the road?...in heavy, fast moving traffic?

 

[The Lyre]

Why did this thread got moved and not just locked?

Because this thread will eventually solve the meaning of existance, discern whether or not there is a God, and explain why people people still eat Pepperamis.

Why does this site not automerge double-quotes like I assumed it would, thus causing this failure for which I apologise for?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Why are there so few girls on the internet?

Men.

 

[Stammer]

Men.

But some girls like nerdy guys. You'd think they'd be all over us. Actually, to kinda answer my own question, it's because society goes like this:

Guys- Jocks:50%, Nerds:50%
Girls- Jocks:99%, Nerds:1%

 

[Ultrajoe]

Why must Rule 34 apply to everything??? I don't even have a childhood anymore after going to /b/!

Because like gravity, it would worry you more if it failed.

Why are there so few girls on the internet?

Because there are no computers in my basement

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Why not?

Why wouldn't yahoo answers or live QnA be better places for people to ask their own random questions?

1) Im magic, deal with it
2) Because i'm magic, deal with it
3) Because nobody there makes stupid answers that may or may not get you to chuckle... deal with it.

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Why does this site not automerge double-quotes like I assumed it would, thus causing this failure for which I apologise for?

Because the mods like to keep you on your toes, for example, THE FLOOR IS NOW LAVA!!!

 

[revolverwolf]

Why am I so happy the PS3 in my house isn't mine?

 

[revolverwolf]

Men.

But some girls like nerdy guys. You'd think they'd be all over us. Actually, to kinda answer my own question, it's because society goes like this:

Guys- Jocks:50%, Nerds:50%
Girls- Jocks:99%, Nerds:1%

I think you'd find that to be wrong. It's probably closer to:
Guys- Jocks:50%, Nerds:50%
Girls- Jocks:99.99%, Nerds:0.01%

 

[Dinnj]

Actually second hand smoking has not been proved to be exceptionally dangerous, also, it is only a really major threat when smoking will get banned in all public places, as the smoke will all be cooped up in a household with family members who will be breathing it in quite regularly. Apart from that smoking outside or in large restaurants creates a factor of second hand smoking which is negligable.

Fire could not kill everything, burning could kill everything, there are organism at le bottom de l'ocean (Can't say that without speaking in Frenglish,) that live at temperatures well over 300' (Degrees?) Now what COULD kill everything is absolute zero =)

There are not less girls on the internet. What you see is an illusion. AN ILLUSION. I honestly don't know why you'd think that, maybe there are slightly more guys but that's because the internet provides various things what we love, like, blowing people up with rockets, or watching people get blown up with rockets, or yahtzee.

Please someone move this thread =[