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Higurashi

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PS3fanboy said:
Why does everybody have to hate some sort of minority of people?
Most people do, because of our basic tribal instincts. We are biologically prone to exist in small groups, since we are a flock animal. To obtain an illusion of one's own social status being heightened, we try to lower others'. It's further very easy to generalize, and as such makes this procedure even more of a quick solution.
 

meatloaf231

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Qayin said:
meatloaf231 said:
Johnn Johnston said:
Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?
Fire can't kill THE SUN!
Actually, fire, or rather, incredible heat, is already killing the sun by fusing together lighter elements to make heavier ones in order to create enough energy to keep doing this...this process will in the VERY far future KILL T3H SUN!

Fire owns all, except for water, but water is a pacifist/a pussy in the world of elements, and therefore water does not count.
Oh ho ho, but you are wrong! Fire is not killing the sun, that process is actually nuclear fusion! Oh my goodness, you say? Well in stars and the like, it is called Stellar nucleosynthesis. That means fire is not killing the sun, fire is a by-product of the nuclear reactions that are killing the sun.

Ok yeah I'm sorry I just had to.

Ho ho ho!
 

The Lyre

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meatloaf231 said:
Qayin said:
meatloaf231 said:
Johnn Johnston said:
Why can I not lick my elbow, but other people can?

Why does fire kill literally everything?
Fire can't kill THE SUN!
Actually, fire, or rather, incredible heat, is already killing the sun by fusing together lighter elements to make heavier ones in order to create enough energy to keep doing this...this process will in the VERY far future KILL T3H SUN!

Fire owns all, except for water, but water is a pacifist/a pussy in the world of elements, and therefore water does not count.
Oh ho ho, but you are wrong! Fire is not killing the sun, that process is actually nuclear fusion! Oh my goodness, you say? Well in stars and the like, it is called Stellar nucleosynthesis. That means fire is not killing the sun, fire is a by-product of the nuclear reactions that are killing the sun.

Ok yeah I'm sorry I just had to.

Ho ho ho!
Nuclear fusion is caused by -as I said - incredibly intense heat, so, in a way, heat is killing the sun...I did say all this first time round, you basically repeated me.

Technically fire is not killing the sun, but heat is causing it to slowly die. That and gravity of course.

So no, I didn't say 'oh my goodness', I said '...bwaaa?'

I already mentioned fusion, you just repeated what I said and added in Necleosynthesis.

Stammer said:
Anarchemitis said:
But some girls like nerdy guys. You'd think they'd be all over us. Actually, to kinda answer my own question, it's because society goes like this:

Guys- Jocks:50%, Nerds:50%
Girls- Jocks:99%, Nerds:1%
Not really, whatever causes geekdom is at least as present in girls as guys, it just may not be video games.

Better explanation;

Guys - Normal and Healthy; 50%, Violent and slightly Sociopathic: 50%
Girls - Normal and Healthy: 70%, Violent and slightly Sociopathic: 30%

This of course covering anything from drooling at the site of blood-soaked animated chainsaws in videogames, to treating Marilyn Manson as your role model, parading around town dressed like a corpse.

Two other possible explanations;

-I can tell you that most female gamers I know do not frequently use a headset, as, upon speaking, they are sent 20 friend requests, recieve 5 pictures entitled "Ima Hot Right?" and are asked if they are a girl by every single player in the game...including the other girls.

-Perhaps the 8 year olds you hear squawling down the mic are in fact semi-retarded females, instead of the average child, meaning that...at least 1 in 10 gamers are female, 5 in 10 on the Wii.
 

Johnn Johnston

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I'm glad that my "Fire kills everything" question actually turned out to be true. Hoo hah.

Why, why, why, Delilah? (Tom Jones rules!)
 

Birras

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Why dosen't the Master Cheat work in Pong or CoD 4?

Do you like waffles?

If fire is deadly, why did God make it so damn pretty?
 

stompy

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John Galt said:
Why must Rule 34 apply to everything??? I don't even have a childhood anymore after going to /b/!
Because there are some very sick people in the world. Very sick...
Stammer said:
Why are there so few girls on the internet?
In all seriousness, aren't there quite a few girls on the intarblarg, but they just don't speak? It's either that, or they find the pale, undernourished basement dwelling creature unattractive.../steeotype

My question: Why are games so damn expensive in Australia!?
 

Conqueror Kenny

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Johnn Johnston said:
If fire is deadly, why did God make it so tasty?
Because he hates us, he regrets ever creating humans and is now trying to kill us all.
Reasonable Doubt said:
Why did my company CO get his head blown off in Iraq?
Because a bullet hit him.
 

Dinnj

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Getting shot usually involves pain and death =/
That's a REALLY stupid question.

Why do people ask retarded questions that might aswell be rhetorical?