Why?!

[Ranooth]

So doing my daily surfing and i came across this http://uk.gear.ign.com/articles/940/940348p1.html

Yeah, apparently there is a niche in the market containing men that wanna smell like processed meat and girls that love the smell of fast food.

 

[Neosage]

Remove the . in your link please.
People that smell like meat...wtf?

 

[Ranooth]

Damm .'s! My mortal nemesis

 

[Neosage]

Do you find the smell of meat attractive?

Edit: I bet vegan girls love it.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I heard about this. The only thing your gonna attract wearing that is dogs.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

If it was supposed to be put on women and it was bacon flavored then I could understand the thinking but still, WTF (m8) that's weird and kinda creepy.

 

[goater24]

Hahaha, Do you think McDonalds will counter with a hairspray that smells of their manky fries. LOL you know people will buy this crap.

 

[Jaythulhu]

There are always going to be freaks, fuckwits and the people who make you say "WTF????" out loud. Why are we still so shocked by them?

 

[Archaeology Hat]

Welcome to the internet.

 

[Fronken]

I've heard of some very creepy fetishes, but getting attracted by the smell of meat, thats gotta be one of the weirdest ones so far, not all that sick, just really....really weird.

If it was supposed to be put on women and it was bacon flavored then I could understand the thinking.

This ^

 

[Jaythulhu]

Well, what do ya expect? When the number of food-obsessed fat people outweighs the number of non-obsessed people, yer gonna need that kind of shit. What better way to attract someone who thinks that a cheeseburger is the ultimate form of human food evolution?

 

[Ranooth]

The big question now is: Should we get an apple pie with it?

 

[Hattmeister]

The big question now is: Should we get an apple pie with it?

Ehm... No. But a chocolate cake would definatley be nice.

 

[I III II X4]

The big question now is: Should we get an apple pie with it?

Oh god, this made me laugh. Y'know, you could've gone with:

"Would you like an apple pie with dat?"

As for the "meaty" fragrance...I agree with needsausername.

I heard about this. The only thing your gonna attract wearing that is dogs.

 

[Jaythulhu]

The big question now is: Should we get an apple pie with it?

Oh god, this made me laugh. Y'know, you could've gone with:

"Would you like an apple pie with dat?"

As for the "meaty" fragrance...I agree with needsausername.

I heard about this. The only thing your gonna attract wearing that is dogs.

Ding, fries are done?

 

[I III II X4]

Ding, fries are done?

One of the greatest renditions of popular Christmas songs.

*begins raving about how the police stole his car*

 

[Sycker]

I smell of meat anyway, without the interesting deodrants.

 

[Ace of Spades]

That's weird. Do people actually want to attract dogs, or are they just idiots?

 

[curlycrouton]

Yeah, apparently there is a niche in the market containing men that wanna smell like processed meat and girls that love the smell of fast food.

There most certainly is. Half of Glasgow, for a start.

 

[darthsmily]

Hey, I can spray that on my brother and he will look AND smell like a dog.
But jokes aside, who would really find that sexy?
Edit: Burger smell, yay. Does it go off?