Why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Humidity. Put it away/cover it when you're not using it.

Why does my computer sometimes forget that my external hard drive is plugged in?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Your computer is rather forgetful and inattentive. I recommend some ritalin and some memory classes.
(Re: your answer, Yea, I guess that's what I get for living a freakin humid country. And I do put it in a case after every session)

Why is it a bad idea to tickle a bear?

 

[i don't know]

because they'll tickle back with razor sharp teeth and claws.

Why is hugging a creeper a good idea? :3

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because in the off chance that you find a calm one, the result will be adorable/heartbreaking
Prepare to d'aww

Why can't I sweep pick on guitar?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because it's quite tricky to get the hang of D:

Why does this thread smell like iron?

 

[Emurlahn]

Because I used a transmutation spell on it. Turns out you need a higher roll bonus to make gold...

Why did I not sleep tonight?

 

[Ice Car]

Because you wear a top hat and have weird hair.

Why can't I have a top hat? D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because sleep is for the weak!

Why are meme fun to use?

 

[Ice Car]

Because in order to sound cool on the internet, we must use memes!

Why is it so damn cold right now? Seriously, I'm freezing.

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you are scandalously clad.

Why can't I come up with something good to ask?

 

[Ice Car]

Because you don't have a monocle. The only way to become smart is to wear a top hat AND a monocle. You are clearly wearing glasses.

Why do captchas exist? (No, really, I can type in something random and entirely different and it will pass.)

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you need something to laugh at.

Why is my imagination failing me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you need sleep!

Why am I so tired!?

 

[Ice Car]

Clearly because you're spending all your time in the Forum Games section.

Why can't I stop posting?

 

[M0rp43vs]

clearly because you are spending all your time in the Forum Games section

Refer to my original post on why it's so addictive

Why am I flammable?

 

[pyramid head grape]

@pic

Well played, well played ^-^

OT: Because your hot stuff! 0.o

Why did I just hit on him? XD

 

[Ice Car]

Because your secretly gay, and you know that.

What are grammer for?

 

[i don't know]

2 prevant u frum bekuming a lolcat.

Why do I have the suddenly urge to hug a cat?

 

[The Thinker]

Because you will then kill it, and nom on it's soul.

Why am I so awesome?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you're getting awesome radiation for me! XD

Why do I have a love for music?