wierd dreams

[TaborMallory]

I once had a dream where my best friend got his name legally changed to Al Gore. He then built a terminator robot identical to himself to go terminate the real Al Gore. I remember seeing the terminator robot inside a vehicle that looked suspiciously like the batmobile. It looked exactly like a cartoon with cell shading and everything.
Suddenly, I was on a table with a plate of cookies and there were obese people sleeping all around me.

Then I woke up.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Teaming up with this guy:

Spoiler

To stop this guy:

Spoiler

And then I woke up..

Woulda been weirder the other way around

OT: My weirdest dream. hmm. Ok i got it. I live in a small town. I live above the store my parents own, apparently. Its dusk. The sky is red, and there are mountains to the west and they are completely silhouetted due to the immense glow of the sun. I am laying on my bed when i heard a loud shriek coming from the mountains. I run down to the store to see my parents are no where to be found. I look through the front glass window to see all of the towns people are out of their collective houses and stores to see what that noise is.

The curiosity propels me forward and i find myself out in the street as well. Casting my gaze westbound i see what had all the townspeople slack jawwed. There was a gargantuan swarm of something coming from the mountain. It seemed like a large black cloud. It was screeching and the result was a loud echoing in my ears. At this point my dream no longer felt like normal dreams where i just watched and waited. I felt the weight of the clothes on my body and the ground under my feet. I quickly realized that the cloud was approaching. Fast. I started screaming at my family to get back in the house/store. Everyone else remained unaffected as if they were just along for the ride. I pulled my parents inside but like children at the candy store they stood by the window looking at the cloud as it came within a hundred or so yards from us. I ran upstairs and found my closet. Inside for some reason i had a metal rake with the ends serrated and sharpened. I grabbed it and went back downstairs. As soon as i hit the bottom step I could see what the cloud was created from.

It was about 200 or so large black bats. They had large glowing red eyes and stood about 7 feet high standing on their back paws and wings. They were ripping the townspeople to shreds. There was blood all over the streets and buildings. Those that tried to drive away were quickly attacked. The beasts swarmed the cars and reached inside pulling out pieces of the people. My father ran past me quickly and went to the closet in the shop. He pulled out a shotgun. My mother took my older sister who for some reason was my younger sister upstairs. I stood behind my father as the bats approached our store. They broke through the glass and the first to do so met a bullet right between his eyes. The noise grabbed the rests attention. The entirety of this black cloud swarmed our store front. My father fired shot after shot after shot into the mass but it made no difference. The bats blood painted the floor and all the while i stood paralyzed on the last step. At this point my father tossed me his shot gun and was dragged away by the things.

For some reason i ran upstairs to hide with my sister and mother. I handed my mother the shotgun and got two hands on the rake ready for the things to burst through the door. As expected they did and I started to chop away at them one by one until my arms tired and i could no longer swing hard enough to do any damage. I let out a scream. I turned to run as if the corner would offer some sanctuary. Unfortunately no matter how hard i forced my legs they would not move. I was slowing down while the scene unfolded around me. One beast sunk his teeth into my shoulder and started to drag me down the stairs inside a group of 5 or 6 of them. I could feel their body heat all over me, and heard them screeching at one another. I grabbed the stair railing and held on for dear life. One finger slipped off and i woke up.

Ive had this dream 3 or 4 times. Each time i wake up sweating and with a large red mark on my chest.

 

[bob-2000]

I once had a dream about Gordon Freeman (you really don't want to know the rest), also, I once dreamt that i was a part of an army of Alligators trying to overthrow humanity. It was awesome.

 

[Stoic raptor]

once, when i was 5, i had a realy weird dream, i still remember some of it.
I had a stuffed man, like a teddy bear, except it was a man shape, with a man face and clothes. It then attacked me. We went to court about it. The judge wouldnt belive the doll thing attacked me. Then the doll attacked me in the courtroom and i woke up. Now that i think about it, i dont think i knew about courts at that age

 

[Lady K]

I don't dream very often, but when I do they're hardly weird. Except when Robert Pattinson(the pale dude from Twilight) came into my room to play Soul Calibur IV. Weirder still is that two nights later he did the same thing again...

 

[Generator]

Then i went down the street to these weird house. I knew that the house was like silent hill, when your in it, bad stuff happens that are related to what sin you did. Knowing this, I still went inside the house. The inside of the house was bathed in a pink light, and there was a huge rinocerous that chased me. I had to to climb up ladders to the next floor to escape. When i went up a ladder, the rino would shoot to the next floor like a rocket, literaly. when I got to the 3rd floor ladder(this house seemed to have unlimited floors), the rino shot up, and then went down, landing on me. I then woke up.

Did you wrong a rhino in some way during your life?

I once dreamed that Michael Ian Black was on my couch and he was on my keys. He didn't want to get up and I was late for class, but he just said he would get up when he was done reading his book (he didn't have a book he was holding a pineapple.)

Was this on his new show? Because if not, it will be soon.

 

[RootbeerJello]

A few weeks ago I had a dream that everything was in ZP format (yellow background, white everything else with black outlines.) A black guy showed up and everyone called him non-canon for not being white with a black outline. It was wicked weird and led to me slowly scooting away from ZP for a few days while it tried to seduce me with a Duke Nukem Forever review. Also, when I was eight I had an extremely vivid dream about the end of the world. And I don't mean a post-apocalyptic scenario or something, I mean the exact moment when a massive bomb detonated and mankind ate a collective bullet. Last year, I had a dream where I met AC/DC and we got invited onto John Bonham's flying houseboat. I'd like to say I wish I was joking, but it was fucking awesome.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Then i went down the street to these weird house. I knew that the house was like silent hill, when your in it, bad stuff happens that are related to what sin you did. Knowing this, I still went inside the house. The inside of the house was bathed in a pink light, and there was a huge rinocerous that chased me. I had to to climb up ladders to the next floor to escape. When i went up a ladder, the rino would shoot to the next floor like a rocket, literaly. when I got to the 3rd floor ladder(this house seemed to have unlimited floors), the rino shot up, and then went down, landing on me. I then woke up.

Did you wrong a rhino in some way during your life?

No, i think the rhino was supposed to symbolise something

 

[Koeryn]

When I dream, it is odd. I do not dream often.

Have recurring dream of being chased and run over by a gargantuan ball of yarn. Pink yarn, on a black plain. The ball is fifty, maybe seventy feet tall, and no matter how far I run or in which direction it gets me. I wake up just before it hits me. I don't know why yarn though... Been having that dream since I was teeny-tiny.

Last night I had a REALLY weird dream that would fit any B horror movie. Some guy's walking along the beach with his freind, it's a pitch black night, one of them gets dragged into the water by a giant shark, and then they're on jet-skis, and one of them gets grabbed, but rescued, and there's the giant shark, trying to eat them. This shark would eat Jaws and be hungry it's so big. But then I woke up, and was like "Lolwut?" And stared at the light on my speakers that were playing some strange music. Something from a game I think. But yeah, now I'm rambling becuase I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but yeah.

If I have another I'll share. possibly.

 

[leviathanmisha]

My school turned into Woodfield Mall...which is bad cause I got lost in there once while looking for the Apple store...

 

[That One Six]

I had this dream when I was about 7, and it haunted me for like 2 years:

I was at an outdoor circus with my dad, and we walked up to a huge velvet rope circle with a jack-in-the-box in the middle. After watching it for a moment, it exploded and an enormous bedsheet came out the top, covering everyone nearby. For some unexplained reason, my dad turned into a black mummy with red eyes, and I dreamed that he hunted me from then on.

Not me, but my stepdad once dreamed that he was jet-skiing down a river with a giant flying chicken chasing after him.

 

[WhiteShadow2401]

I once dreamed that everybody in the American continent joined together. The reason? A meteorite was going to crash and destroy America, so... we all swam and pushed away the whole continent...

...

Surprisingly, we actually achieved our goal. The meteorite fell right into the ocean and, instead of destroying Earth, it exploded into a million of...

marshmallows...

 

[cantthinkofausername]

Well, I had a dream that 2 friends of mine were burning down a giant house in a large pit (with no surroundings but flat leading to a large mountain circle border) and then smoke was everywhere and a bunch of people I dislike showed up and I had to talk to them about their days and then artillery strikes came in and then the place was exploding and then all the people had lazers a- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

I was relieved when I woke up actually. It was a "Praise the Lord" moment that slowly turned into "..Wtf?" as I went through the dream again in my head.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

oh have I ever

i) I was an animated fox in a castle looking for my granmother and fending off her evil sister.
ii) Trapped in a psychotic carnival
iii) repeatedly looking down a mountain just to see a panda bear fall down it everytime
iv) My teeth falling and breaking up in my mouth
v) Driving down a backroad with Death chasing me
vi) Spending a romantic comedy/horroresque night with a highschool crush
vii) Trying to help a tall, blue and bald woman find someone

 

[GrimTuesday]

i have this reacuring dream that my family is in a resistance group and my dad is the leader however my dad is goku. so the dream gos like this me and four of my brothers are over at my other brothers house and and my dad (goku) comes by with his second in comand (who either looks like conan obrian denis leary or gary oldman in the dark knight). well to make a long story short th second in comand sells us out and we all run away. i end up killing like four people with a powered bread slicing knife and even more with a missile launcher. the dream always end with me dangling from the top of a parking garage and then i wake up.

 

[megapenguinx]

I once dreamed that Michael Ian Black was on my couch and he was on my keys. He didn't want to get up and I was late for class, but he just said he would get up when he was done reading his book (he didn't have a book he was holding a pineapple.)

Was this on his new show? Because if not, it will be soon.

I tweeted it to him and he thought it was funny so maybe.

 

[Gigaguy64]

i once dreamed i was playing football.... in a gundam.
the Buster G to be exact.
i scored the last goal by putting the football in one of mu sholder cannons then shooting it right through the chest of eather the Shining Gundam or the main one from 00 generation. i cant remember. ( hopefully it was the one from 00 gen, that anime is EMO!!! waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to EMO )

i also dreamed in manga panles once.
like literly my dream was a manga. dont remember what it was about though.

oh!! i often dream the future. like i wake up and during the corse of the day somthing will happen and i would remember that i dreamed it!!
wierd, but cool!

 

[antipunt]

I once had a dream not too long ago where life was perfect. It was amazing, almost euphoric.

And then I woke up.....
....
yea

d-^__^-b

 

[Lavi]

... We all lived in red mud huts and the moon that just so happened to have a face was falling towards earth. I went inside and told my mom who completely ignored me. Realizing that everyone was a total tosser, I went outside and watched the moon crush me to death.

... I somehow became friends with a short green and most likely a namek in disguise alien. He took me to his planet because I was bored and all his people thought I looked like a total freak. Anyways, the alien was gonna come back to Earth and I babbled on about how the government was gonna kill him to which he didn't give a shit.

... For some reason my whiter than white ass was sitting in a house full of black people with no explanation. On the TV was a commercial about diapers featuring rainbow-coloured babies. Another black guy walked in with a camera so him, a small child from the family whose TV I was hocking, and I went downstairs which suddenly transformed into something reminescent of feudal Japan. Apparently we were photographing a ghost and when we all peeked around a corner, there was a random shadowy person. So the two guys run off leaving me with the ghost thing that chokes me, but since it's dark I bother to ask if he's choking me or not. He said yes and I died. I think this dream was racist, whut a little ***** it was.

... Should I really go on? >.>

 

[ezzawesome]

My memory of dragon ball Z escapes me...but i was on this planet (the planet where goku kills freeza) and me and goku got married there and then as soon as master rochi claimed we were married we ran away (to do the deed ;D) and bulma was being a nosey ***** and followed us. We were trying to lose her but she wouldn't go away and she kept asking us annoying questions like "you're wedding was beautiful, would you do it again?" and I started getting annoyed so I dragged goku to the nearest bush and we had sexual relations in a bush...with bulma watching and still asking questions...then it skips and we have like 20 kids and we killed bulma cause she was so effing annoying.