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I Max95

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ok once i went into my basement and found a machete a large machete

i asked my parents about it and they have no idea where it came from since it came with the house

do you people have any strange objects that came with your houses that have no use being there
 

Cherry Cola

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I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
 

SniperWolf427

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Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Ohoho, and some soothing cream for that burn!

Seriously though, I have this bottle of mystery liquid from the last owner in my garage. I haven't even touched it since I moved in.

It's cloudy white, in a clear bottle with no labels or markings...
 

MasterStratus

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Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Hey-ooo!

Anyways, I had one thing.
A gun.
We found a handgun just laying up there in the attic.
What.
 

Cherry Cola

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SniperWolf427 said:
Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Ohoho, and some soothing cream for that burn!

Seriously though, I have this bottle of mystery liquid from the last owner in my garage. I haven't even touched it since I moved in.

It's cloudy white, in a clear bottle with no labels or markings...
I say, get one of your friends drunk and then dare him to drink it!

Or you could go to a sperm-bank and turn it in, because I just got a pretty good idea on what it is...
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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No, because the people who lived here last wanted their stuff.
SomeBritishDude said:
Anyone bet it's a type of dildo and his parents didn't want to say?
Either that or they're Machete-Murderers of Michigan.
[small]Yes, I made that up.[/small]
 

PhantomCritic

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Well, seeing that I don't have a basement...

TheNamlessGuy said:
No.

BUT NOW GO AND CUT DOWN A POLICECARS LIGHTS!
Because you always wanted to do it

[sub]Cookie for reference[/sub]
Hehe, just got it XD
 

Kycho

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"that have no use being there"

yea... rats.

other than that, the basement here looks like a collapsed mineshaft, with just a big load of rock taking about a metre on average of the total height of about 2.5?
 

NuclearPenguin

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No, but one of my step-dads best friends found a mining pick in his basement

This video shows what he did with it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O8_iSMqNO4
 

SniperWolf427

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Hubilub said:
SniperWolf427 said:
Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Ohoho, and some soothing cream for that burn!

Seriously though, I have this bottle of mystery liquid from the last owner in my garage. I haven't even touched it since I moved in.

It's cloudy white, in a clear bottle with no labels or markings...
I say, get one of your friends drunk and then dare him to drink it!

Or you could go to a sperm-bank and turn it in, because I just got a pretty good idea on what it is...
Dude, he'd have to be unleashing into it for like a year straight to get this amount of sperm...

However, I do quite like the idea of getting someone to drink it. I've done worse things, and if it turns out to be some sort of homemade rat poison, I won't be held accountable because we were all drunk.
 

Daveman

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wasps nest in the attic. I didn't know what hit me. then I found out it was lots of wasps.
 

Cherry Cola

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SniperWolf427 said:
Hubilub said:
SniperWolf427 said:
Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Ohoho, and some soothing cream for that burn!

Seriously though, I have this bottle of mystery liquid from the last owner in my garage. I haven't even touched it since I moved in.

It's cloudy white, in a clear bottle with no labels or markings...
I say, get one of your friends drunk and then dare him to drink it!

Or you could go to a sperm-bank and turn it in, because I just got a pretty good idea on what it is...
Dude, he'd have to be unleashing into it for like a year straight to get this amount of sperm...

However, I do quite like the idea of getting someone to drink it. I've done worse things, and if it turns out to be some sort of homemade rat poison, I won't be held accountable because we were all drunk.
I'm just saying.

Some guys have big loads
 

Frankydee

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[sub]I know what you should be this halloween...[/sub]

OT: We bought our house new so there wasn't really anything interesting in the basement other than rusty nails and razor blades.

Tetanus anyone?
 

similar.squirrel

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Hubilub said:
I found something in my basement you could use.

Commas and punctuations!
Bravo, my man. Will you join me on my grammar-Nazi crusade?

OT: We don't currently have a basement, but there was a really creepy painting of a weeping clown in the last house we lived in.