wierdest vs. ever

[katzd314]

So i was thinking about my days back in highschool (looong ago) and me and some buddies spent a lot of lunch hours putting various match ups together, and they got pretty weird. I think one of the weirdest was Bugs Bunny vs. Cloud (of cours Bugs would cream Cloud)
So lets hear it folks, what is the weirdest/most lopsided match up you have ever seen or thought of?

 

[theultimateend]

So i was thinking about my days back in highschool (looong ago) and me and some buddies spent a lot of lunch hours putting various match ups together, and they got pretty weird. I think one of the weirdest was Bugs Bunny vs. Cloud (of cours Bugs would cream Cloud)
So lets hear it folks, what is the weirdest/most lopsided match up you have ever seen or thought of?

The Smart Minority Vs. The Dumb Minority

I mean population wise not racially.

I've found that there are overall not very many earnestly smart individuals, and while lots of people are kind of ignorant there is a special place in my heart for the term Dumb, I use it for folks that are essentially a notch above retarded but don't have any physical reason to be so stupid outside of laziness and gullibility.

Basically I find the match to be very lopsided because it ends up being a situation of the smart minority speaking logically and calmly, and the dumb minority just screaming and equating anything related to the smart folks with Nazi's.

Feel free to refer to basically anything political online or on television in the last 10 years or so to see what I mean.

 

[Christemo]

Chuck Norris vs everything else. we already know the winner.

 

[The_Healer]

I'm gonna go with George Bush vs. A shoe.

Oh wait... already happened. My bad.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

 

[katzd314]

heheh two captains go in, one major comes out... lets just hope for the sake of the planet that Heart isn't off crying somewhere cause his ring is useless

 

[BoosterHuster]

Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher maybe?
Will be a very, very, very long battle though.
In the worst case, it never ends.

 

[The Almighty Bagpuss]

Dante from Devil May Cry Versus Tofu from Resident Evil 2. Seconds out, round one! WHOOOOOO!!!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

I think we might very well see this fight soon enough. Cept it'll just be:

America vs. Planet

 

[The Great JT]

Mechagodzilla vs. Kochamara
LIVE IN LUNGFISHOPOLIS!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

The ultimate showdown.

Epic.

Alternatively? Dr McNinja [http://drmcninja.com/archive.html] vs Dracula. On a moonbase. And this one actually happened.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher maybe?
Will be a very, very, very long battle though.
In the worst case, it never ends.

Don't be daft. Snake would completely anhilate Fisher in seconds.

Personally, I think canumbert v a moose in parachute pants.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

I think we might very well see this fight soon enough. Cept it'll just be:

America vs. Planet

Are you speaking purley in a fictional sense

And got another one the Resevoir dogs team v the crazy 88's

 

[HardRockSamurai]

How's this for random? Frodo Baggins vs A Pumkin!

I think the pumpkin would win.

 

[Kollega]

Ratchet (of R&C series) versus Sovereign (of Mass Effect).

On the orbit of some distant planet...

The Announcer: Hello,and welcome to yet another beatdown at Overpowered Characters Fighting Legaue!

*Crowd cheers*

In the red corner,the Cosmic Horror of the year,the Dark Space dweller! He's over one kilometer long! He hates all organic beings! He eats battleships for breakfast! SOOOVEREIGN!!!

*Sovereign jumps in via mass effect drive*

*cut to cheering Geth,Terminators,Daleks,and Dr.Nefarious*

In the blue corner,the Saviour of Solana,the Champion of Dreadzone! His will is strong,his eye is sharp,his firepower is off the chart! RAAAATCHEEET!!!

*Ratchet in spacesuit with jetpack warps in*

*cut to Ratchet's friends and aquitances cheering*

Nooow,LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Get ready! AAAND... FIIIIGHT!!!

Sovereign: Do what you want,puny squirrel! You'll never beat me!

Ratchet: No-one calls me a squirrel and gets away with it! It's on,*****!

S: Hahahahaha! And what's you gonna do now? Chip away at my indestructible armour with one of your tiny sidearms?

R: No,i won't. Say hello to my little friends!

*pulls out two RYNO-4-EVERs*

S: What's this? A pair of blenders?

R: Nope,it's RYNO-4-EVERs. You just point them at something and hold the trigger untill it dies.

*pulls the triggers*

S: What's that? I'm supposed to be indestructible! OH NOOOOOOO-

*MASSIVE explosion lights up the space. Close-up on Ratchet*

The Announcer: Boy,that was over real quick!

THE END.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

I think we might very well see this fight soon enough. Cept it'll just be:

America vs. Planet

Are you speaking purley in a fictional sense

And got another one the Resevoir dogs team v the crazy 88's

I was not speaking entirely fictionally, no.

Also- hell yeah. Also, I'd like to add, the Basterds and Marcellus Wallace's crew would fight each other then the winning team of each fight would do battle for the championship

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

I think we might very well see this fight soon enough. Cept it'll just be:

America vs. Planet

Are you speaking purley in a fictional sense

And got another one the Resevoir dogs team v the crazy 88's

I was not speaking entirely fictionally, no.

Also- hell yeah. Also, I'd like to add, the Basterds and Marcellus Wallace's crew would fight each other then the winning team of each fight would do battle for the championship

That needs to be made into a movie, but hears a few other contestants
- Alex and his droogs (A clockwork orange) v main cast of Fight Club
- The Seven Samuri v The magnificent seven
- The Blues Brothers v Jonas Brothers

 

[darthzew]

Versus threads are hardly smiled upon, just a warning.

Anyway, I'd like to see Bambi take on Simba. One obviously is stronger, but Bambi is pretty clever.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

How about Capain America v Captain Planet, the winner gets promoted i guess

I think we might very well see this fight soon enough. Cept it'll just be:

America vs. Planet

Are you speaking purley in a fictional sense

And got another one the Resevoir dogs team v the crazy 88's

I was not speaking entirely fictionally, no.

Also- hell yeah. Also, I'd like to add, the Basterds and Marcellus Wallace's crew would fight each other then the winning team of each fight would do battle for the championship

That needs to be made into a movie, but hears a few other contestants
- Alex and his droogs (A clockwork orange) v main cast of Fight Club
- The Seven Samuri v The magnificent seven
- The Blues Brothers v Jonas Brothers

Those would all be good fights until the last one which would just be entertaining in how fast the Jonas Brothers would all be dead

 

[Proteus214]

I remember having an ongoing argument in high school over Neo vs. Superman.

Unfortunately, we NEVER came to a resolution.