Wii-Mote Accident Almost Kills Puppy

[Sewblon]

Hah! my cocker spaniel survived collision with the tire of a moving truck.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

The poor dog! Glad he's ok!
Although, I'm now waiting for the news to say how video games are causing violence towards animals.

Be quiet, Tea, Jack Thompson might here you...

That man is so disbarred he's not allowed to practice the laws of gravity.

I suppose this is the aftermath of the medical professions warning before the holidays. They warned there would be injuries, who knew it would spread to the animal kingdom.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Holy shit, was she trying to THROW the bowling ball or something? How hard do you have to swing?

Seriously though, this is kinda absurd to the point where you can't help but laugh.

 

[Dommyboy]

So this is all Nintendo's plan all along, eh. First it's the puppies, soon enough it will be entire cities. Heed my warning!

 

[VoleurdeThym]

Poor thing!
I would have laughed like hell if I saw it happen though....

 

[Canebrake]

Ah,yet another reason to exersize off of the wii,gyms are big and open for a reason.
Your living room on the other hand, is not. (majority anyways.)

Flailing about violently is no way to play a game.
Your more likely to develop tendonitis than lose all your exess weight anyway.

 

[Danglybits]

Firstly, there is no such thing as a "mini sheltie" they're just undersized animals; shelties aren't even miniature collies. Secondly, don't throw your controller, puppies are better than Wii's.

 

[Fronken]

thankfully cats arent as wimpy as small dogs, i've managed to accidently kicked my friends cat a bunch of times, when i open a door and start to walk out, the little bugger comes running in at full speed right into my foot as im in full motion, thankfully he just gets pissed at me and runs off.

It would be mouth-to-nose, mouth-to-mouth just doesn't work on long snouted animals unless you have some sort of specialised breathing mask.

Anyway, wow, I didn't think the damage would be quite that catastrophic o_o

Or rather, dogastrophic?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Aw, look at the cute little puppy!
I'm glad it's okay now. :3

 

[scotth266]

At least they're not filing a lawsuit against nintendo. Good to see the dog made out alright.

 

[Lost In The Void]

That is so horrible but yet so funny see thats why i don't own little dogs like that my black lab head butts me for god's sake

 

[Trivun]

I'll buy a Pastie and a Pabst Blue Ribbon in Ironwood or Wakefield if you track her down and put a plushie Mario doll with the eye's 'x'-ed out on her doorstep.

Please, everyone knows that part of the UP is actually Northern-Northern Wisconsin, and the pasties in the Western part of the state don't even come close to a Marquette pastie. I will take you up on that PBR though!

PBR-ME-ASAP!

I'm British and I can tell you now the best Pastie in the world is our homegrown CORNISH PASTIE!!! Your's just don't come close...

Sad about the dog, glad it was alright though.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I impaled my wall with one once

 

[mokes310]

Please, everyone knows that part of the UP is actually Northern-Northern Wisconsin, and the pasties in the Western part of the state don't even come close to a Marquette pastie. I will take you up on that PBR though!

PBR-ME-ASAP!

I'm British and I can tell you now the best Pastie in the world is our homegrown CORNISH PASTIE!!! Your's just don't come close...

Sad about the dog, glad it was alright though.

Dude, not a chance. UP pasties, in particular, pasties from Marquette are by far the best in the world!

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

The poor dog! Glad he's ok!
Although, I'm now waiting for the news to say how video games are causing violence towards animals.

Be quiet, Tea, Jack Thompson might here you...

Or worse, and yet far more probable, PETA will hear you. Then again, given their recent Cooking Mama endeavor, perhaps they enjoy video games too much to put them in their line of fire.

 

[Vlane]

i think it was a suicide attempt because the lady had the balls to name her dog Ozzy

No I'm almost sure she tried to kill him because she knew that her dog would do something horrible to her like bite her head off.

 

[Vlane]

Proof, yet again, how hardcore the Wii is not;
Kid shoots his parents over Halo 3 vs. puppy being knocked out accidentally?
XB360 is far more hardcore.

But that women did it with the controller! I don't think that the kid killed (he killed them right?) with a controller.

 

[Valiance]

Yeah. People should be more careful with stuff like this. It even tells you to. Pets in the room + wii is never good.

 

[fnph]

People still play Wii Sports?
Also, this may be just me misinterpreting the article, but, she hit the puppy while drawing her hand back? There's just no need to do that quickly.