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Violet | Moriarty's Malt Shop

With Violet thinking she was being ignored, a slap would probably have helped. In one way. In another, of course not. But as it did not happen, Violet kept thinking she was being ignored.

She waited for Sylphee to end her conversation with the sheriff, and tried to memorize the name Thomas as hard as possible, so as to either not run into him, or to run away as soon as she heard the name. After all, he could be a killer. Even if he had an alibi, maybe Sylphee was covering ... not that there seemed to be a reason to, right now, but still ... you can't be careful enough. Around people named Thomas.

Watching Sylphee spit out the gum Violet apparently had dropped and not noticed, she watched it fly over to Constance, fascinated by its trajectory. It led to events that distracted her .. for a little bit, until she noticed the conversation coming to a pause.

Now she waved her arm in front of the sheriff, and repeated one of her questions: "Are we in danger?", hoping he might notice her existence. At least until she was distracted again, seeing Ayana trying to walk out the malt shop in the corner of her eye.

This did not seem quite right ... she walked like it was very difficult ... she coughed up blood .... SHE COUGHED UP BLOOD.
"Oh my god! She's dying!" Violet called out, and ran towards her, ramming her right shoulder against the front door. Bouncing back, she remembered what Sylphee had said ... and was unsure what she should do. Holding her shoulder, where her 'old' wound slowly started to hurt, with ever increasing pain, in her hand, she walked back and forth between the front door, Sylphee and the sheriff. Seemingly out of it, again.
 

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Eddie the Sniffer Dog

There are people that, when waking up from an extremely disturbing dream, spend the rest of their day thinking about it, maybe buying one of those astrology magazines -the same ones they loved to talk shit about- to look at the dream section. Other, saner ones, discuss them with friends, who possibly coincidentally saw a dream very similar to the one they saw. A little bit of research here, a little bit of asking around there, and they find out that a sleeping old god is waking up from the depths of the sea, and it's their destiny to slay the tentacled monstrosity before it awakens and brings doom to the world. Said people are then usually seen taking boats to the ocean, jumping in the sea with harpoons, and being promptly eaten by sharks because they are fat middle-aged upperclassmen that take pulp horror novels like Atlas Shrugged seriously.

Suffice to say, Eddie was neither of those kinds of people. Because unlike said people, he knew how to evade sharks.

Already having thrown that stupid, nonsensical and not to mention inconsequential dream to the back of his head, he was ready to start the day with a bang. He was well-rested, relaxed and sexually fulfilled- basically everything a young adult with a job could wish for.[footnote]As opposed to well-rested relaxed sexually fulfilled young adults without a job, who were typically starving, homeless, high on drugs and suffering from STDs.[/footnote]

Grabbing his pants, he couldn't help but throw a pervy smile at his shorter-than-average partner in crime. Of course they felt the same. These were the same pants that she accidentally took during her second-to-last "warm" period and never gave back until the next one. It was a rather long "cold" period too. At that point these pants were as much hers as they were his, though, considering her actual pants didn't fit him, if he was to give them to her he'd end up arrested for exhibitionism and murder by causing every woman and occasional man that saw him to have an internal brain hemorrhage and nosebleed to death.

But, there was something else that caught his eye. He didn't remember her going commando last night. Indeed, he was sure he remembered her wearing some rather sexy looking black underwear, the kind that a girl of her type wouldn't be wearing except for when she was looking for some thrusting action. He took another look around and, having located the two things he wanted, turned to give Arizona another pervy look before enacting his soon-to-be-award-winning stage performance.

Grabbing Arizona's pants from under the car, he threw them over, smirking.

"My my, quite the predicament you have there. Pants but no panties. Imagine if some random stranger were to find them lying somewhere on the floor. That wouldn't do, no! That wouldn't do at all."

"Lucky for you..." he pulled his pants up, and took a sniff at the croch region, "You have Springvale's most trained nose at your disposal." He tapped his nose and started sniffing around as though searching for a lead.

"What's this!?" He overacted, sniffing, "Is my nose... picking up a trail!?" He sniffed again, acted surprised as he eyed something, and goofily went to pick it up.

"Could these be..." he said as he dramatically raised his body, holding with both hands... "panties!?" taking turns between looking at Arizona and the panties, shocked.

"There's no way these are mine; Wouldn't be able to keep essential parts covered, ya see." He stretched them a few times, as though to demonstrate that they were a few sizes too small for him. "So... my amazing investigative abilities thus deduct that this pair of lace black panties belongs to... you." He stretched and slingshotted them straight at Arizona. "Once more, Eddie's nose saves the day!"

He wasn't trying to keep chipper after that dream, what are you talking about?

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Upper Springvale Residential Neighborhood
What would Lucy do?

This was supposed to be a fun day.

Audrey stood behind the police line, staring on at the blood. People moved and talked and whispered, but for all Audrey cared about they were just mouths opening and closing. There was no sound in her world, only blood. So much blood.

Lucy. The Queen Bee. Her Queen Bee. Dead, the only reminder of her existence a lone eye in a pool of blood. After everything, all the trials, the planning, their close friendship... Nothing. Just blood. Too much blood.

This was supposed to be a fun day goddamn it.

She felt a hand fall on her shoulder, and jerked it off instinctively. She didn't want company right now. She wanted time to stomach her loss. Time to think, to plan; work things out.

"Audrey? Come on. We should go. You shouldn't keep looking at ... that. It's not what Lucy would have wanted."

Audrey clenched her hand in anger. She was reaching her boiling point. It was rich, the Smithford girl telling her what Lucy would have wanted. She didn't know Lucy. She didn't know anything. All she and her sisters ever were was mindless drones, which was only fitting considering-

No, calm down. Don't let all this get to you. It's all fresh. Take your time. Stomach it. You'll work through it. You always have.

"What would Lucy do, Audrey? I mean we're just her subjects but you knew her best. You're her number two. You'd know what she'd want us to do now."

The rest of the sisters echoed the original, and Audrey stared at them dumbfounded. What would Lucy do? Nothing reasonable. It was Audrey's job to be reasonable. To keep Lucy from doing something stupid. Fuck all that did, in the end.

"We... mourn." she started, considering the options, "Notify the rest of the girls. A week of mourning for our Queen."

A week. Time aplenty to think.

"But next week..." she turned to face the sisters, determined, "We convene. To choose the next Queen. No one can replace Lucy, but we are two weeks away from the start of school. And if there's one thing that Lucy wouldn't have wanted, it'd be for the school to not have its Queen..."

She starred back at the blood.That's where all those years ended. She didn't deserve this. But... she needed to move on. Audrey considered for a second, and turned to the sisters again,

"Whoever she might be."
 

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Tessa O'Hare || Outside Vault 101
"Fire Sisters"

Having to work around her daily life with the inclusion of a little sister was an unusual thing for Tessa, not necessarily annoying, just something that pushed her out of her comfort zone. Besides, it wasn't like she could beat her up/bribe her or -- no, that wasn't right -- if anything, those things were pretty much the norm in most families. Tessa just felt bad whenever her little sister was caught in the crossfire of one of her moods.

The trio walked in silence for the most part, with Mercy clueing Tessa in on directions. The fact that Springvale was divided into Upper and Lower class housing was evidence of how much had changed during Tessa's time away last year. Tessa sighed mentally, she need her alone-time and she felt that Moriarty could wait another day before she sells off her recently obtained property. More to the point, perhaps it was time for Tessa to confront the wheelchair-bound elephant in the room. The reason why Tessa never seemed to draw attention to her sister's physical state was largely because of a lesson she had learned at knife-point in juvenile detention: people hate sympathy, despite your best intentions, you still look like a patronising ass. Besides, you haven't lived until a girl with no arms attempts to stab you with a knife clenched between her toes. Anyway...

"Looks like something happened at the Black house."

The Black Residence.
Home to Lucy Black, most popular girl in Springvale High. Not to mention her father, Isaac Black, obscenely rich and mysterious.

In a neighborhood of mansions to the Springvale Elite, the Black Residence straddled a very fine line between mansion and fortress. High concrete walls complete with stationary non-lethal sentry-bots positioned on a small plateau on each corner and security camera's stationed above the entrance to the house had made this a burglary nightmare. The legion of cars parked inside, three pools, five maids, shooting range and the rooftop tennis-court which was situated near the rooftop helipad had all seemed to mock Tessa in this very moment. The promise of unquestionable wealth and trinkets was akin to a siren's call for the Daring Rabbit.

"Hey Sis? You don't think that the girl that lives there was hurt do you? I always thought that she was pretty..." Mercy stated.

"It wouldn't be a surprise. You know how tortoises are helpless when you just tip 'em over? Yeah, she's...", Tessa explained before muttering.

"...Pretty dumb."
"...Pretty dumb."

The sisters muttered aloud in unison, causing Tessa to crack a smile and suppress her laughter behind a dorky snort.

Proceeding forward, they had entered something of a small crowd, Mercy's wheelchair had prompted other people to make way for them without much fuss. The scene was becoming the clearer as they moved through the crowd, little tidbits of hushed speculation had erupted from every person with a working voice, a distant noise in the sky was growing ever closer. And so the smiles faded.

The police had formed something of a defensive line behind the police tape itself. With their arms outstretched to bar any further entry, their eyes darted through the crowd with suspicion. Some officers were taking notes, others were patrolling, but one thing was for certain: Tessa had never seen this degree of police involvement in Springvale. This was serious.

Tessa was unconsciously leering at a nearby officer. He turned, glared at the sight of her appearance, noted Mercy and his appearance softened. The brief divide in his attention had prompted someone in the crowd to step forward to get a better look.

"Okay! Alright! Please stay behind the line! This is an active crime scene! If anyone has any information on the last-known whereabouts or associates of 'Lucy Black', please step forward!"

What?

Tessa Rabbit was not a girl of rainbows and cotton-candy -- but she didn't consider herself to be callous. So perhaps it was a psychomolog -- a brain thing -- but her first thought was: 'She was a *****. But she was good for business.'

Yes, Tessa was Lucy's and by extension, the Lucy Legion's, primary supplier of all things alcoholic in Springvale. Working hand-in-hand with Moriarty as a supplier, Tessa received a very small cut of the profits while risking the potential of solely taking the fall if she ever screwed up.

"Hey Mer, check it out...", Tessa pointed towards the rooftop of the house, "A Verby -- Whirly-bird!"

Sure enough, a private vertibird had landed on the rooftop helipad. With the passenger door being flung open, along the with the cargo door: A man in a sleek business suit, undoubtedly Isaac Black, flanked by two private security guards had started to make their way to the scene. Next to nothing was known about the man, besides for his stoicism. So to see him look angry was rather unsettling.

"What do you think, Mer?", Tessa queried uneasily.

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Kristin Cream || Springvale High School
"I said with a posed look"

"Umm. Miss?", muttered a meek voice, she would not look at mere meekness. "You might need this."

Without looking, an outstretched hand was sent towards the source of the voice, Kristin gripped whatever it was that was being handed to her. Bringing the object up to the light, she identified it as water. Screwing off the cap, tilting her back while arching her own back, the dextrous former-model proceeded to take a slow drink while merely stretching.

Opening her mouth to thank her newly-found assistant, she grimaced as the taste lingered in her mouth and proceeded to take a bigger sip.

"Are you a new student here? I haven't seen you around. You know that school doesn't start for another couple of weeks right?"

Tilting her head to face her assistant, "I am not lost, if that is what you are asking." her hair cascading delicately over one eye, "No. Being lost is an occurrence beyond your control. I chose to be here, therefore I am not lost, because I am exactly where I need to be." (There was a lesson about motivation and perspective in there. Somewhere. Maybe.)

Turning on her heel, Kristin proceed to walk down the ascending levels of stacked chairs that she had set up in case anyone had come looking for her. First impressions were everything you know. "I am not a student either.", she flashed a dazzling smile, "Although I am very flattered, Mister Dapper."

Having reached equal ground (it was a very elaborate stacked-chair set up that mimicked stairs) Kristin stood at near equal height, with a slight advantage due to her shoes. Her personal space remained to be seen, as she was mere centimeters from the heavy-breathing younger male. "Is something the matter? I am not intimidating at all - if I were, your meals at Springvale High would become a very difficult prospect.", she winked and extended a delicate hand, palm facing downwards, "Kristin Cream. New Junior Chef, I will be creating the varied 'choice menu's' for the new year. And you are?"
 

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Wild Wastelands High School | Moriarty's Malt Shop
People have to save themselves. One person saving another is impossible.
Sylphee Smithford​
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Sylphee continued her conversation with the Sheriff. He'd mentioned that they'd already checked for Thomas at his family's Mortuarium. No one was there, not even Thomas' parents or sole sibling, Henry. It was not until the Sheriff was leaving that he'd run into Thomas' father, Martin, and gotten a clue as to where Thomas might have been that morning. Having received news of the possible death of one of Springvale's citizens, Undertaker Martin McGee took his leave and departed in the direction of the Upper Springvale Residential Neighborhood.

"Are we in danger?" Violet repeated her question. For her part the young girl was not keeping calm, not in the least. Part of Sylphee understood why the girl acted the way she did. There was a murderer on the loose. The fact that the identity of this Pint Sized Slasher was unknown would make even the bravest of souls a bit nervous. Obviously there was some reason for the Sheriff to have suspected Thomas but Sylphee knew that it was simply not possible. IF the world was to believe, she had to believe it as well.

The Sheriff turned towards Violet and shook his head, lying to her. The Sheriff would obviously never tell the young girl that she was in danger. If he did, he might as well tell her to start panicking and hide in her basement, as if the Chinese had just para-dropped soldiers in Washington D.C. Not that not telling her young one armed girl was any different.

"You could check the school. Thomas might have an appointment with Nurse Sorrowfeld today." The young blue haired Cheerleader stated cheerfully. Jotting this down, Sheriff Simms nodded and took his leave. Seeing as how she was now free of the Sheriff's presence, Sylphee thought that now would be a good time to say her daily Prayers to the Porcelain Goddess.

"Oh my god! She's dying!" Came Violet's panicked voice, once again causing Sylphee to look around to see if the sky was falling.

The Eldest of the Smithford Dectuplets noted the absence of Violet before she heard a crashing noise behind her. Turning, she saw that the young girl, perhaps her mind clouded by an extreme amount of panic, had attempted to ram her way out of Moriarty's Malt Shop through the door clearly marked "PULL." The attempt had not been without damage it seemed as the Blue Haired Debutante noted Young Miss Meyers standing in front of the door, holding her shoulder in pain.

Walking over to the door, Sylphee pulled it open and nodded towards Constance Sorrowfeld, the apparent cause of Ayana's anguish. Like a hound, the young Loli-Taku was through the door, charging down the street as quickly as he legs could carry her.

"Come on. Let's get you seated." Sylphee said as she lead Violet towards the closest chair. As she did, she released the door and allowed it to close on a young man that was entering the Malt Shop. Surprised by the sudden barricade, the young man had only enough time to cover his face before taking the brunt of the impact, sending him stumbling backwards into a bicyclist.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Moriarty's Malt Shop and Beyond
Loli-Taku-Con: Ayananana-chan! ... Sorry. I stuttered.!
Constance Sorrowfeld​
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The Bright and Cheerful young Lolicon/Otuaku, Constance Sorrowfeld ran. She ran as quickly as her legs could carry her. She ran as if possessed by Kami-Chan Shinatobe. In her mind, she would catch up to Ayana-chan within 5 or 10 seconds even if Ayana-chan had gone clear to the other side of Springvale.

Point of fact: Constance Sorrowfeld was able to catch up to Ayana Watkins in less than 5 seconds though it was more due to the fact that Ayana had only been able to make it half a block or so down the road rather than the scorching pace that Constance had been running.

"Ayana-chan! Ayana-chan! Ayana-chan!" The girl called out rather loudly as she ran up to where the sickly young woman stood, mucus and blood covering her hands, "Ah My Goddess! You're coughing up blood!"

That was a rather big understatement from the Yandere-Loli-Otaku. Looking at her watch, a pair of purple lips grinning back at the observer, Constance saw that her mother should have been home from her appointment at the school by now.

"Come Ayana-Chan! My mom! She'll know what to do!" Constance said as she lead the frail young girl towards the outskirts of the Upper and Lower Springvale Residential Neighborhoods.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Upper Springvale Residential Housing
I don't know everything, I only know what I know.
Mercy O' Hare​
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The young girl in the wheelchair was silent. She had heard her sister's question as to what she thought was going on at the Black Residence but had decided not to answer before she knew for sure. Springvale's finest had cordoned off the area in front of the home of Isaac and Lucy Black and were doing their best to keep people away from the scene. Mercy noted the presence of Springvale High School's Euphemistically named Royal Court as well as Mister McKenna, a science teacher for Springvale High Shool. She also observed the large pool of blood that covered a large portion of the driveway.

Taking the viscosity of fresh blood and a rough estimate of the square footage of driveway that had been covered with blood, the wheeled genius estimated that someone had lost between six to seven pints of blood. If the blood had come from 3 or more people, then they were looking at the scene of an assault. However, if, as Mercy suspected, it had all come from one person, namely Lucy Black, it was safe to say that they were looking at a murder scene.

"I think that Mister Black is going to be finding out some shocking news about his daughter in a few minutes." Mercy said in a voice that sounded like she felt sorry for the old man. It was a very sad day for a parent to realize that they'd outlived their own child. Sure the man could buy whatever he wanted, the personal Vertibird was proof of this, however they were still supposedly years away from Isaac Black being able to purchase a replacement Lucy, if the articles in D.C. Science Weekly were to be believed.

"Did either of you know her?" She asked her sister and Drake as they looked at the officers process the scene of the crime.

Mercy O' Hare and Lucy Black ran in very different circles. As part of the Springvale High School's Royal Court, Lucy enjoyed all of the attention and adoration from the High School's student body. Everyone in the school wanted to be Lucy Black and it was a fact that was not lost on the now dead debutante. Mercy, on the other hand, was on the other side of the popularity spectrum. Not only did she have to deal with life as a permanently crippled young girl, she had to deal with her reputation of being the sister of one of Springvale's most prolific delinquents, Tessa O' Hare. She didn't fault her sister. After all, her sister did everything short of exploding the sun to make sure that Mercy felt loved and accepted. It was the student body that treated her like some frail cherry blossom that would break if you looked at her wrong. It was an existence that Mer Mer disliked. In short, it meant that Mercy knew next to nothing about Lucy Black other than what was rumored about Springvale's Exsanguinated Sweetheart.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Upper Springvale Residential Housing
It's impossible for someone to replace someone else.
Nine of the Ten Smithford Dectuplets​
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Audrey's directions reverberated through the small crowd of Smithfords like an electrical current passing through a drunken Victor "Tombstone" McGee that one time where someone had dared him to lick the inside of a toaster. Like a fool, the massive idiot stuck his tongue in the toaster and turned it on. Needless to say, he'd not spoken for a few semesters as a result of the nerve damage his tongue suffered from the incident which now meant that his adopted sister,Victoria, did all the talking for him.

The Court-sans-Queen looked at one another, eyes flashing the same question over and over without the need of vocalization. One might have thought that the Dectuplets were using some unseen method of communication shared by children who had at one time simultaneously shared the same womb. However, it was more along the lines of the question that was on their minds being rather obvious.

"Who was the next Queen of Springvale High SChool going to be?" Was the obvious question, one that had managed to eclipse the reason they needed a new Queen at all. Still, the question was left unasked. It would not due in this time of mourning for the girls to consider which of the Court would take the reins of the thing that Lucy had left behind.

"I hope they fry that Thomas. I always knew he was bad for Lucy." Stephy Smithford said. Unlike the Eldest of the sisters, none of the remaining younger sisters had ever liked the pairing of Lucy and Thomas. There had only once ever been a worse pairing, so bad in fact that the girls had silently agreed never to speak of that boy again. Maybe he was the reason that Lucy died. Maybe Thomas had found out about the previous boy and decided to murder Lucy.

"You don't know that he did it." Sydney Smithford said. While she didn't like Thomas, she did think that he had the opportunity to prove himself innocent before he was disemboweled by the town of Springvale.

"Audrey, once we're done here. We'll go find Sylphee and change into something more appropriate." Sydney said to Audrey. Black. Black would be the color the Dectuplets would wear for the next week. Black sundresses with black floppy hats and black sunglasses. The girls would mourn properly for the loss of the beloved Lucy Black before this replacement business could be tackled.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Springvale High School
Don't talk to me, please. I hate you
Thomas "Shifty" McGee​
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The mind of Thomas "Shifty" McGee's mind was strangely vacant. For a young man that was widely known as being excessively garrulous at times, he was strangely quiet. Perhaps it was because he was unused to being around a person with as much confidence as was exuded by Miss Cream. But that was untrue. Lucy Black often showed the same amount of confidence. Perhaps it was because he was unused to being as close to a woman as Miss Cream was standing in front of him. This too would not be true based on the sheer fact that he'd been intimate with Lucy in the past, an act that involved contact of a far closer nature. No, if anything it was the fact that Thomas was attempting to ignore the fact that Kristin Cream's soft dough balls were pressed firmly against him as she stood mere inches away.

The phrase "I have a girlfriend!" was repeated ad nauseum in the Junior Undertaker's head as he tried not to compare the sensation of Kristin pressed against him with the sensation of Lucy pressed against him. Granted, Lucy was Thomas' life long love but there were other... superficial things... that Lucy was lacking. Granted once Lucy graduated and turned of age, a quick trip to the surgeon's office would have fixed that.

Talking... she was talking to him again, Thomas realized after a moment.

"Is something the matter? I am not intimidating at all - if I were, your meals at Springvale High would become a very difficult prospect," Miss Cream said with a wink before extending a delicate hand, palm facing downwards, "Kristin Cream. New Junior Chef, I will be creating the varied 'choice menu's' for the new year. And you are?"

Thomas slapped himself. Not in a literal sense of slapping him in front of the lovely Miss Cream but rather in a figurative sense that he mentally rallied himself. He was in training to become an Undertaker at his family's Mortuarium. He had to deal with death on a daily basis and deal with people from all walks of life. This included the likes of Miss Cream. Remembering this, the young man felt his heart and respiratory rate slowing.

Taking Miss Cream's delicately manicured hand in his, he brought the finely tuned tools of bleeding edge culinary art to his lips. He did not kiss the hand, as so many others would have, instead he pressed it gently against his lips as a sign that he was glad to make her acquaintance but was not overly forward as to plant a kiss anywhere on the woman's body. Releasing the hand clad in soft buttery skin, Thomas looked up at Miss Cream, his eyes meeting hers, and smiled.

"I apologize for my manners, ma'am, I'm Thomas McGee, a student here." Thomas stated, "and if I have to be honest, I would have to say that I wasn't intimidated as much as I was surprised. It's not every day that you find out that a famous model will be serving you lunch."

Yes. Thomas had heard of Kristin Cream, though for personal reasons he would never reveal as to how he had heard of her. What was important was that Thomas did, in fact, find it strange that a woman at the height of her career would opt to take a position as a junior lunch lady at a suburban town's High School located on the outskirts of Washington D.C. Things like this didn't happen in real life so when Thomas saw Miss Cream standing in the hallways of his school, licking a window, he thought that it was simply a woman with a passing resemblance to the famed model.

He was still standing with her pressed up against him, wasn't he? Taking a step back, Thomas put a bit of empty space between himself and Lunch Lady Cream.

"Welcome to our school, Miss Cream. If your cooking is only half as good as your work on BlamCo's 'Got Cheese?' campaign, I think I'm going to be in culinary heaven this year." Thomas said.

Thomas... Earth to Thomas. Lucy Black? Does that ring a bell? Hello? Lucy... who?
 

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Violet | Moriarty's Malt Shop

Violet was reassured by the Sheriff shaking his head to the question if they were in danger. At least she would be as long as no more thoughts about the situation would form in her head.

"Come on. Let's get you seated." Being led to the closest chair by Sylphee, Violets posture did relax. The still growing pain did the rest to give Violet a clear head again. There was also no trying to look normal anymore, as Violet realized it had not helped, at all.

The young man running against the suddenly closed door, and stumbling into a bicyclist, even gave her a smirk. At least she wasn't the only one running into doors.

Still holding her right shoulder with her hand, Violet seated herself on the chair that was offered to her. She had a pained look on her face, but otherwise seemed to have found her mind again.

?The police did not do a good job, preventing a panic, by just asking these questions, me standing right next.? she stated factually. ?I wish he would have done something.?

Now rubbing her shoulder, she added: ?This is embarrassing ? but do you have some pain medication? I thought I did not need more, and did not take any with me ? but now the phantom pain will not stop.?

She looked over Sylphee. ?So, is it true? You were with Thomas? But, wasn't he Lucy's boyfriend? ? not that I condemn this, or anything.?

Glancing over the malt shop, which seemed very quiet all of a sudden, with Constance being gone, Violet noticed that her second salad, and a piece of chocolate cake were placed where she had seated herself at first. With a longing look she watched it, not wanting to stand up with her non-existent arm throbbing harder and harder, and not being able to eat it without some kind of medication, so she could let go of her shoulder, anyways. Still, she wanted this cake. And the salad, of course.
 

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John Jacobs, Moriarty's Malt shop.
Or How I learned to stop Otakus, and save small children.
John decided that the best course of action at the moment was pushing all thoughts about the recent murder to the back of his mind. That was far too much too worry about, and none of his business anyway.
What was his business however was the fact that what he believed was a small child that must have been no older than 10 walked out of the shop, and started coughing blood, he was even more concerned when Constance who was he thought was definitely mentally unstable, and a danger to anyone she was around. He started up his delivery truck, and drove up next to Cosntance.
He opened up the door on the passengers side. "Get in! I can get you to the hospital faster!"
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Braveer! Springvale Supply
Or how to make the best out of ink stains.
SPLAT! The ink dramatically EXPLODED! somehow being propelled so it covered every last inch of his face. His hair being stained a bright neon red from the ink, his once breezy white cotton clothes looked they had gone through several gruesome murders. The ink somehow being enough to stain through his gypsy clothes, and onto his school uniform.
As soon as the ink hit, he agilely vaulted over Moria's desk. Grabbing the cloth out of her hand, he started to go to work on his face, quickly dabbing, and carefully making the ink stains into a strange mix of tribal tattoos. Somehow mixing together the traditional arts of Native America, China, Africa, and The Pacific islands into one tattoo that... Probably depicted a lion... It was a little hard to tell with his bizare art style.
He grabbed a pot from somewhere and stuck on top of his head. He shacked a paint-bucket menacingly at Bob as he made some sort of war chant, before saying "You should not have made such a transaction to the descendant of Malinku The Lionblooded! you have pushed me too far! I must declare war on you, and your family line!"
... He looked over to Moria for a second before saying "... Before I leave though could I get my shipment of scrap metal."
 

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After watching RedFace McTalksAlot clean himself up, Bob was about to say something when the other guy decided to put on a paint bucket and declare war. Bob didn't hear or see nothin' after that, because he was entirely focused on the fact that war were declared. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3kiRYcDAo] That was Braveer's big mistake. Bob is...kind of stupid, and he had the blood of men of battle in his veins. So, after Moira went to go get Braveer's scrap metal delivery, he would notice an ominous shadow overhead...

"DAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Crud BoneMeal!! Another tackle! Moira came out with a large pile of scrap metal as Bob sprang up, took his things, and shouted over to the counter...

Bob: Same again next time, Miss Moira?

Moira: Without the rough-housing, please!

"I make no promises!"

And like that, Roberto "Torpedo" Malcontente' leapt out of the Springvale Supply shop to his faithful Highwayman...which he named Concorde.

"Home, Concorde! We prepare for war!!"

Oh dear...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"Looks like something happened at the Black house,"

That much went without saying. Drake recognized a crime scene when he saw one. He remained quiet for the moment, looking it over with a certain kind of seriousness, and worry. It couldn't have anything to do with him, though, right? There was surely just some creepy old prowler [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBkJ8kx0_pk] around, right? Drake's eyes darted around for other signs, watchers or onlookers that seemed suspicious. Still, it looked to be exactly what Mercy was saying, that something might've happened to Lucy Black, the head cheerleader who was...

"...Pretty dumb."
"...Pretty dumb."


Drake: I...hadn't noticed.

He looked embarassed, slightly. After all, Drake was 'Mr. Dependable', so it stood to reason that if he'd met Lucy Black, he wouldn't have treated her poorly unless she had been rather poor to him too. But the fact of the matter was that that Mr. Dependable look was definitely circulated by Lucy herself, being also a queen of gossip as well as cheerleader leader.

"Hey Mer, check it out... A Verby -- Whirly-bird!"

Drake leaned over to Tessa and whispered 'Vertibird' just audibly above people's murmuring. He just did it automatically, still looking at the emergence of that successful businessman, Isaac Black. Something about that man bothered him. Not Isaac himself, but people in suits like that. Something evil... But like Mercy said, he was probably about to hear something terrible about Lucy, whom police were asking for the last-known sightings of.

"Did either of you know her?"

Drake: Yeah...but not her bad side, you know?

Okay, it was obviously story time, judging by the looks he was getting now.

Drake: Well, I mean, I heard about how she'd get really anal at people, but uhh...I guess not always? I first met her when her group had been having a meeting or something. I think she was there to clean up because they had things and she want 'I'll take care of it' to maybe look better, but she said she didn't realize it'd take this long. I was just walking about, like always, and saw this and gave her a hand. And uhh...that's how 'Dependable' stuck, I guess.

He shrugged, then looked kinda' down.

Drake: It's really sad. I hear all the bad stuff about her and to some, that's all they're gonna remember if she's really dead. She talked to me about her whole dominating persona thing. She made me swear I wouldn't tell, but it was really hard to maintain that sometimes, and she was afraid things would fall apart without her.

Now, his eyes turned back to the Rabbit Sisters.

Drake: I feel like I should do something about this. What do you think?

ADVENTURE!! ...maybe?
 

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Another day in this wasteland... Robert thought to himself as he shuffled some rubble, looking back to observe the vault's construction site.

Maybe however, there was something in this new high tech vault he could have some fun with, exploring it was a great interest at the very least.

His thought however was cut short by the wheelchair-bound Mercy O' Hare suddenly beginning to plummet down the hill, right towards Drake.
Rob paused for a second, taking in the moment in an attempt to decide his reaction, almost starting to run down the hill to intercept before thinking better of the situation, not wanting to get in the way.
As he thought it, Drake was a nice enough guy, he would simply stop her and all would be well.
Well, that was almost the case, as he stopped her wheelchair he failed to stop Mercy herself, causing quite the collision between the young girl and Drake's face.

Observing nonchalantly as the eldest sister came rushing towards them in a worry, Ghast could hear a large number of sirens in the distance, and decided to check it out rather than continuing to lurk.

Looked like it had something to do with the Black family, and something serious too, from the distance he could see a vertibird landing, with Isaac Black leaving it.
It seemed that the other three had done the same as him just a short distance from where he was standing. A common thought came to his mind. Please don't notice me
 

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Isaac Campbell-Springvale Highschool- History Hall

Isaac's footsteps thumped down the empty hallway as he ventured back into his office to finish his paper work. His office was relatively dim with the exception of his desk. Anyone who wished to talk to him in his office had to sit in the darkness and could only see Isaac; not that they would be missing terribly much. Isaac disliked decorations as he hated the idea of students learning anything about him that he did not wish them to know. No certificates on the wall, no memories from the military, the only personal object in the room was a picture of he and his wife at their wedding. Aside from that, the room was barren.

Upon sitting down at his desk Isaac took out his pen and went back to jotting down scribbles on his work and figuring out his lesson plan for the year.

Another year, another batch of students to watch fail.

Isaac has only had a handful students actually make an impact on him, the rest have faded into the recesses of his mind. He can still see them; Jessica Burns looked him dead in the eyes every time they talked with her never once giving away, Mark Gilch's provided stimulating intellectual conversations, Nick Anderson, Jaime Lars, Amanda Fisher. Where are they now? Dead. Suicide, homicide, traffic collision, Overdose, and...another cause.

If these thoughts affected Isaac in any way, he made sure not to show it. Not even here in his own office, in private. Once more the sound of scribbles filled the room...

Jason Douglas-Douglas Residence-Bedroom

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" Jason jumped out of bed and quickly got dressed in whatever clothes were lying on the floor. A pair of beige cargo shorts, a white t-shirt, and a red plaid overshirt untucked. Just in case, he nabbed his switch blade and his journal. Might be some juicy info to jot down. He tucked his journal into his back pocket and hurried out the door.

As he exited the house he glanced over to the Sorenson's and noticed Jenna "The Brain" Sorenson and Antonio "I Am So Very Smart" De Leon. He was still pissed at being woken up and urge to let his neighbor know was growing larger.

"Ah so it was the 'Quiet Giant' ruining my morning slumber," He hopped over the fence with a spring and kept on with his mocking tone as he looked at Antonio, "But not just her, it's also...An...Atoine? No...No I got it, you're Who-The-Fuck-Cares. Top of the morning to you both!"

Jason knew he looked and acted like a drunken slob, which was only half true and he enjoys the days where he can just look awful. He especially enjoyed acting awful whenever he wanted, no one ever seemed to care. You know, besides the people he dislikes anyway.
 

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Tessa O'Hare || Upper Springvale Residential Housing
"Phoenix & Bee"

"Did either of you know her?", Her little sister inquired.

Despite being sisters, Tessa & Mercy rarely travelled in the same social circles on a day-to-day basis. So it took her awhile to think of an appropriate answer. Sure, when their schedules had overlapped Tessa would see to helping Mercy from class-to-class or just around the school in general. Much to Tessa's enjoyment, Mercy had understood the concept of simply enjoying the company of another person while not necessarily interacting with them, it gave Tessa some comfort to know that she could keep her sister company and still find quiet time during the day to read.

Of course, Tessa's prolonged presence carried a degree of notoriety to those who had chosen to associate with her. For better or for worse, this was passively rubbing off on Mercy. Being the sister to the Leader of Springvale High's 'Blackmarket & Acquisitions Service' had fended off any would-be bullies, but had made the proposition of general friendship amongst her peers somewhat more difficult than it should have been. Tessa seemed to be a more frightful figure to those younger than her. Which was a shame, since Tessa wanted nothing more than to put her skills to the test, make some money and maybe make someone feel better in the process.

During Tessa's pondering, Drake had taken the time to outline his experience with Lucy Black. It was surprisingly positive, a little too positive.

No doubt, Lucy Black was a beloved icon to the general population of Springvale High. Conventionally beautiful, naturally athletic, a knack for maintaining a following and starting trends. There were plenty more reasons to be envious of the former head-cheerleader. Make no mistake, Lucy Black was no saint, because when you have an army to lead, you're bound to step on the toes of everyone that didn't make the cut.

I feel like I should do something about this. What do you think?, Drake queried.

Tessa started to exit the crowd with Mercy, motioning to Drake to follow her. There was nothing much to be gained from standing in a crowd. Looking over at Drake, she simply blinked, then tilted her head as if to figure out whether he was serious or not.

"Like what exactly? Play detective?", Tessa pursed her lips briefly, "I don't mean to burst your bubble there, Drake. But the Queen Bee used everyone and everything to get what she wanted. From the sounds of your story, she fed you a story so you can feel some sympathy for her. If it wasn't that, then she probably wanted you in her pocket for something later - ..."

Tessa closed her mouth. Sure, she didn't like the Lucy girl for causing a lot of problems for the outcasts of the school. But this was bordering on gossip.

"Sorry.", Tessa corrected after a sigh, "All I'm sayin' is, people are like cubes, there's usually six sides to every story."

Gazing at the houses in the distance, Tessa spotted home still a few roads away.

[hr]

Kristin Cream || Springvale High School
"Mister Donut"

"I apologize for my manners, ma'am, I'm Thomas McGee, a student here." Thomas stated, "and if I have to be honest, I would have to say that I wasn't intimidated as much as I was surprised. It's not every day that you find out that a famous model will be serving you lunch."

A small curl of the lips, a slow blink, a knowing stare and the slight lift of the eyebrow had indicated that Kristin knew exactly how Thomas McGee was familiar with her work. On the amusing side, he was very well composed for such a young man. Being rather tall, lean and naturally fair-skinned, Kristin wondered if he had ever considered a career in modelling. She could put him in touch with a right people...

"Welcome to our school, Miss Cream. If your cooking is only half as good as your work on BlamCo's 'Got Cheese?' campaign, I think I'm going to be in culinary heaven this year." Thomas said.

"Quite the charmer, aren't you?", Kristin remarked playfully, "Thank you for my first formal welcome from a student. Ahh, before I forget...", Kristin opened her bag and presented Thomas with a detailed questionnaire, "The 'Cream Cheese Choice' system. I hear that BlamCo has put a considerable amount of resources into Springvale High this year. In previous years, students were restricted to one major 'theme' for any given day. From this year forward, every student will have a choice between three different meals on any given day based on popularity and availability. Tell your friends and submit that to me as soon as you can. Wonderful, is it not?"

Perching herself on the window sill, one leg crossed over the other, Kristin leaned back to enjoy the sun.

"Perhaps you can be of assistance to me, Mister McGee. As I have mentioned, one is not lost if they have chosen their destination. However, I wish to familiarise myself with my surroundings...", tilting her head to wink at Thomas, "...and a proper tour and conversation would be just delightful."

Hopping to her feet with the grace of a former ballet dancer, Kristin appeared to glide with little effort before standing at Thomas' side and hooking her arm in his. "Now tell me all about yourself!", Kristin held her head high and smiled, "Have you considered modelling? Why are you here during your time off? Do you have a girlfriend, a girl you like, too shy to ask, do you want to make her jealous, what about romantic advice? I am quite adept with relationship issues. Any particular photo set of mine that you fancy? Was BlamCo's presence always so...large at a school of all places? Future prospects? Favourite subjects? You don't have any food allergies, do you?"

Honestly, even Kristin didn't realise how her questions seemed to be all over the place. Poor Thomas.
 

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"Yay, Oni-Chan! Peace Peace!"
Sylphee Smithford​
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"So, is it true? You were with Thomas? But, wasn't he Lucy's boyfriend? ... not that I condemn this, or anything."

Were Violet paying particular attention to Sylphee Smithford, eldest of the Smithford Dectuplets, she might have noticed the girl's smiling facade crack a little under the scrutiny of young Miss Meyer's gaze. Sylphee turned quickly, moving her flushed cheeks and goofy look out of sight as she looked over at the table that they had previously occupied along with Constance and Ayana. The Blue haired cheerleader noted the presence of Violet's food as well as a number of pill bottles that Ayana had forgotten in her haste to get out of the Malt Shop. Undoubtedly one of the bottles would contain some sort of prescription remedy that would help young Violet.

Examining the bottles, Sylphee recognized some of the medication names printed on the prescription labels. Not that she was heavy into the drug and chem scene around Springvale, the cheerleader had received more than a few bruises in her time, especially since she was the base for many of the formations. Pausing for a few beats, the Eldest of the blue haired Smithford sisters collected herself before turning, the bottles in her hands and Violet's plates precariously balanced atop the lids. The smile was back, set in place and ever so cheerful.

"Well, as you can imagine, there isn't a Home in Springvale built to house twelve people. As such, I have to share a room with four of my sisters. It shouldn't be any stretch of the imagination to realize that five girls in one room is four too many. But Thomas, he's my neighbor across the street, I've known him since we were eight years old. He saw that I wasn't getting enough rest, especially since I've got the S.A.T.s coming up and he offered to let me sleep in his room while he sleeps on the floor." As she explained herself, Sylphee set the plates down and opened the bottle labeled Hydrocodone and popped out two caplets, setting them in front of Violet before closing the lid, "So whenever I'm having really bad bouts of insomnia, I sneak across the street and climb into Thomas' bedroom. His parents are sort of strict, you see, and so I have to do that or I'm going to be dead tired the next day."

As the story continued, Sylphee was moving on autopilot. Taking a knife and fork in front of her, she began cutting the salad into small, more manageable pieces. It took her a second to realize what she was doing.

"Oh! Sorry. I'm sure you didn't mean for me to do that." The girl said standing up briefly, a look of discomfort settling over her face, "If you'll excuse me... I've gotta use the bathroom."

Without waiting for an answer, the blue haired girl walked towards the back of the establishment before opening the door to the women's bathroom carefully, as if she was checking to see if there was anyone inside. Satisfied with whatever it was, Sylphee entered the restroom and left Violet to herself.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Outside Moriarty's Malt Shop
"Koyomi-onee-chan!"
Constance Sorrowfeld​
[hr]

"Get in! I can get you to the hospital faster!" Said a voice that set of Constance's Stranger Senses.

Looking around, Constance spotted John-chan behind the wheel of his pedo-mobile, causing her to pick up the pace, or rather she would have picked up the pace were it not for 90 pounds of blood coughing dead weight named Ayana-chan.

"C'mon Ayana-chan. We just need to get to my house." The Girl with the Cat Eared Headband said, her voice full of worry, "My mom knows your file and so she can help."

Stopping at an intersection, she held onto the ailing girl tightly, her legs straining to keep both of them in a vertical position. They were still several blocks away from home and even farther away from the Hospital. Mister Stranger-Chan's truck pulled up next to them.

"FINE FINE FINE!" Constance yelled out loud, causing everyone around her to stop whatever it was they were in the middle of doing to stare at her. Pulling Ayana-Chan towards Deliver Truck Driver-chan's truck, the young girl address their would be savior in a rather serious tone, "We need to get her to my house. My mom is the school nurse. She has files on all the students and she'll know how to treat Ayana-Chan. The hospital is too far away."

With her instructions completed, she hauled the young Japanese girl into the truck, pausing before addressing her still staring audience.

"Everyone! Everyone! If I can have your attention! If Ayana-Watkins or Constance Sorrowfeld go missing, it's because of this hentai-chan, John Jacobs!" The young girl said before entering John's delivery truck.

"Now, Mister John-chan. To my house please and step on the gas! We have to save Ayana-chan!" The Excitable Young Loli-taku exclaimed as she stuck her head out the window, listening for the atomic engine to fire up and the truck to go blasting down the street, his rear lights leaving a red streak down the road as they went from zero to sixty in under five seconds, like in one of those animes that she always watched.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Upper Springvale Residential Housing
"Heroes of Justice!"
Mercy O' Hare​
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"All I'm sayin' is, people are like cubes, there's usually six sides to every story."

Mercy could only snort at her sister's comment and made a note to memorize the adorably, geeky but wise phrase. It was probably truer that people were like D20s rather than plain old D6s. Still Drake's idea didn't sound like a bad one. At best, they'd help the police find out who the Pint Sized Slasher was and perhaps they'd expunge Tessa's record. At worst, Mercy would get sunburned from being outside with Tessa for the rest of the summer.

"Tess. Maybe there are a few things we can look into? I mean, I'm sure that if we forward anything to the police, they'll give us a bounty of some sort. Lucy was the daughter of Isaac Black, you know the richest guy in Springvale. The only person we'd want to get on the good side of more than Isaac Black would be the President." The Younger of the O'Hare sisters said with a smile, "Unless you'd rather see someone like Moriarty get the reward."

Sure enough there was already a reward that had been posted by the Germantown police department. Germantown was the original site of the Pint Sized Slasher killings and the town had already come together to raise a $25,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the Pint Sized Slasher.

Looking up at her older sister, Mercy could already anticipate spending more time with her and keeping her fingers involved in more legal activities. Sure the Vault job was a step in the wrong direction but it was safer than what Tessa had been doing prior to getting sent away and leaving Mercy to the tender care of their parents.

"What do you say Tess? Should we go home, introduce Drake to mom and dad before we go poking around for clues?" The Wheelchair Bound O'Hare sister asked.

[hr]

Wild Wastelands High School | Springvale High School
"Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune..."
Thomas McGee​
[hr]

It might have been the thin atmosphere at the top of the hill where Springvale High School was situated or it might have been the perfume that Thomas could smell that cloaked the beautiful woman that was following him around the school or it might have been the sheer number of questions that she was asked him but Thomas "Shifty" McGee felt rather light headed in the presence of Miss Kristin Cream. In an attempt to get his mind off of his prospects of falling, because when one focuses on falling, one will inevitably fall, he looked at the Questionnaire that he'd been handed.

Cream Cheese Choice System said:
1. A large man wearing nothing but a gorilla mask is beating you in the kneecaps with a baseball bat. You hear the sound of your knee caps being reduced into their component molecules. What type of cracker does the sound of your shattering knee caps remind you of?

2. If Blood Type A Positive enjoys a Sharp Cheddar with their afternoon meal and Blood Type O Negative enjoys a Swiss with their afternoon meal, what cheese will Blood Type AB Negative Enjoy?

3. If a train full of Soy Beans leaves the train station at 4:30 traveling West at 45 Miles an hour, when do you blow it up?

4. When you hear the words Blam and Co, what is the first thing that pops into your head?

5. What type of Cream Cheese do you enjoy on your bagel? If you do not enjoy bagels, what is the name and contact number of your Primary Care Physician?
"These are... some interesting questions, Miss Cream." Thomas commented as he tried to make heads or tails of the questions being asked. Looking back up at Miss Cream, he noticed that she was sitting on the window ledge waiting.

"Perhaps you can be of assistance to me, Mister McGee. As I have mentioned, one is not lost if they have chosen their destination. However, I wish to familiarise myself with my surroundings...", tilting her head to wink at Thomas, "...and a proper tour and conversation would be just delightful."

"Ummmm... suuure, Miss Cream. If you'll follow me, I'll show you where the Kitchens are. They're off limits to students typically but since it's before the school year, all of the equipment has been turned off." The Junior Undertaker stated as he lead Miss Cream towards the Kitchen, "On your right, you'll notice the school's library. We get a large number of our books thanks to BlamCo's donations."

It was true that a large number of the schools books had been graciously donated by BlamCo, unfortunately the company had also used this as a marketing ploy. Prior to attending Springvale High School, Thomas had never heard of "The Adventures of BlamCo Finn" or "Blamipus Rex" or "The BlamCo Sutra." He left this little detail out, however as he didn't want to offend the venerable Miss Cream.

Sensing a pause in the tour, Miss Cream took the opening to unleash a tirade of questions on the young man, who attempted to answer them in as timely a fashion as possible.

"Now tell me all about yourself!"

"O..."

"Have you considered modelling?

"Not re..."

"Why are you here during your time off?

"I needed to s..."

"Do you have a girlfriend, a girl you like, too shy to ask, do you want to make her jealous, what about romantic advice? I am quite adept with relationship issues."

"Thanks but I ha..."

"Any particular photo set of mine that you fancy?"

"There was that one s..."

Was BlamCo's presence always so...large at a school of all places?

"Yes." Thomas responded finely getting the hang of the conversational pace.

"Future prospects?"

"Yes."

"Favourite subjects?"

"Biology."

"You don't have any food allergies, do you?"

"Soybeans."

They finally arrived at the kitchen, a venture that left the Sophomore as breathless as a trip to the summit of Mount Everest... though that particular climb was less worthwhile now that the Chinese had started mining the peak for Uranium. Strangely though, it appeared that someone had been using the kitchen as the steamers and cook tops were no longer the polished sheen that they had been when the staff had cleaned them at the end of last year. There was also a smell in the air, a strange meaty smell that Thomas had never smelled before.
 

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The Last Two Weeks of Summer | Springvale Community | Sorenson Residence Garage
"I'm here to do science and chew bubblegum, but they won't let me do science..."

Jenna continued to face the direction the police cars sped off with an air of worry when she heard Toni speak behind her.

"I hope not Jenna, though, judging from the street they're heading down, it looks as though they're going towards the Black residence. I pray it has nothing to do with that diminutive psychopath The Pint Sized Slasher if it is though. Do you think we should go and find out?"

She hesitated for a moment as she turned back to him. The Black Residence... If it was headed there, and if it was thanks to the infamous Pint-Sized Slasher, then they would probably find out about it regardless soon enough. Still, despite the fact that she didn't exactly hold Lucy Black in high regard, she hoped that nothing had happened at the Black's.

Either way, there wasn't much they could do, and as tempting as it was, if they went to investigate themselves, they'd just be in the way. So she shook her head.

"No, we'll find out what's going on eventually. Besides, maybe it's just in response to a robbery, or maybe some mistake." she said with false reassurance as she stepped back into the garage.

"Ah so it was the 'Quiet Giant' ruining my morning slumber. But not just her, it's also...An...Atoine? No...No I got it, you're Who-The-Fuck-Cares. Top of the morning to you both!"

The statuesque geek hunched her shoulders at the voice, and slowly turned to face the speaker. She had already known who it was just from the tone: Jason Douglas, one of her more awful neighbors. The boy simply didn't understand her passion for computer science and electronics. But when he said that they had woken him up, she crossed her arms over her ample chest and shook her head.

"It's around ten in the morning, so it isn't as if it's the crack of dawn. And leave Toni alone, he hasn't even done anything to wake you up, I'm the one that's been working." she told him, before jabbing a finger in the general direction of 'out', "Now if you don't mind, kindly get out of my garage. I have work to do, and you're bothering my friend."

And at that, she promptly turned away and stalked back to her workspace. As it was, she couldn't stand people like that.

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Arizona
The Last Two Weeks of Summer | Smith Casey's Garage | Eddie's Hot Rod
"Those are not a toy!"

The smile that Eddie leveled at her as he caught the pants she tossed to him made her scowl and her eyes narrow. It was the same kind of look when the thought of jumping her ran through his head, and under any other circumstances, that would be awfully tempting. But not, however, when the boss was due in almost at any moment. So she raised a finger in warning as she glared.

"Don't even think about it. We don't have time for fun and games." she told him firmly.

Turning to continue looking for her clothes, she managed to find her shirt when Eddie caught her attention and tossed over her pants with a smirk.

"My my, quite the predicament you have there. Pants but no panties. Imagine if some random stranger were to find them lying somewhere on the floor. That wouldn't do, no! That wouldn't do at all."

She caught them with a bland look, draping both shirt and jeans over one arm as she put a hand on her hip.

"Quit playing around, Eddie." she said flatly.

"What's this!? Is my nose... picking up a trail!? Could these be... panties!?"

As he made a dramatic show of finding her underwear, she rolled her eyes before holding out a hand for them. He responded by promptly pulling them back like a slingshot and flinging them in her direction. She snatched them out of the air before they flew past her and glared over at him.

"Hey! Don't stretch them out like that, or else they'll never fit right." she grumbled at him before stepping into them, and then her pants.
 

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"No, we'll find out what's going on eventually. Besides, maybe it's just in response to a robbery, or maybe some mistake." Spoke Jenna after a moment of silence before turning to step back into the garage.

"True, that is equally possible. Then again the same could be said for many things. Now then, to business." Remarked Antonio with a clap of his hands in excitement as he began to join Jenna, but not before both of them were rudely interrupted by a sudden arrival.

"Ah so it was the 'Quiet Giant' ruining my morning slumber." Ranted a frustrated Jason Douglas as he hoped over the fence and head towards the pair. "But not just her, it's also...An...Atoine? No...No I got it, you're Who-The-Fuck-Cares. Top of the morning to you both!" Toni was about to reply back with some kind of witty retort, but Jenna soon stepped in.

"It's around ten in the morning, so it isn't as if it's the crack of dawn. And leave Toni alone, he hasn't even done anything to wake you up, I'm the one that's been working." Jenna remarked, annoyed at the false blame that Toni was receiving, pointing a finger to indicate that the drunken looking fool should get out, to which Toni was grateful for.

"Now if you don't mind, kindly get out of my garage. I have work to do, and you're bothering my friend."

"That would be a wise investment to make Jason. After all, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Said Antonio as he slowly began to walk backwards into the garage, keeping a close eye on Jason, in case the man did anything brash.
 

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[HEADING=3]Ayana Watkins[/HEADING]
Outside Moriarty's Malt Shop
"Shadows and blood"​

Ayana struggled onward, her existence having reduced itself to pain and blind determination.
Every extra breath caused her to cough up more blood.
She barely noticed. She had only one thought, through the haze of pain and blood.
must get home.

She didn't notice when constance ran after her.
Didn't notice her shouts.
didn't notice the panic.
All she thought of was putting one foot in front of the other.

Nor did she notice the sounds of the truck being driven by a certain John Jacobs.
A brief sensation.
Something holding her hand...
Pulling her along, though she neither knew nor cared what.

Constance yelled out, causing a scene. with her paranoid thoughts about the Delivery driver who was merely trying to help.

That too, Ayana did not notice.
Even being dragged into the van, passed her by.

"blood" she remarked, staring at her hands, in a detached, absent kind of way.
It was rather understated, given just how much blood she was covered in at this point.

She fell over gently, leaning against Constance's shoulder, the way someone might fall asleep on a trusted friend.
Not that Ayana knew what she was doing, or who she was doing it to.

"Mommy. Help! It's happening again! Blood. Help." She muttered faintly, in Japanese, as though reliving something from the past.

The helpless, bleeding, sickly girl was too far gone to do anything for herself.
All that could be done, had anyone bothered to put that much thought into it,
was to hope that her present companions could be trusted.
That they would keep her safe, and get her the help she desperately needed.

And so, Ayana's future was in the hands of a Nuka Cola delivery driver, and a young, hyperactive Otaku wearing cat ears.

what could possibly go wrong?
 

Silence

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Violet | Moriarty's Malt Shop

It was not like she wasn't appreciative of Sylphee bringing her the various things she desired, but it was kind of embarrassing, nonetheless. So Violet kept silent, after salad and cake and pills were placed before her. And prepared ? just as she thought about how she would open the bottle. She hoped Ayana would be fine with her taking some, but it was probably a minor concern for her.

Fast, she gulped down both of the caplets, as Sylphee continued making excuses for her sleeping at Thomas'. Not really believing it, Violet nodded and made ?Mhm.? sounds as the story was told ? at least until Sylphee started to cut the already cut salad. At this, Violet just stared on Sylphee's hands, wondering how to interrupt and tell her that this really was not necessary.

At least Sylphee seemed to notice in between, just the reaction was not one Violet liked a lot more. "Oh! Sorry. I'm sure you didn't mean for me to do that." Sylphee was saying, a seemingly more true reaction to Violet, that of discomfort, on her face. "If you'll excuse me... I've gotta use the bathroom."

Violet, still in some pain, grabbed the fork and ate the salad, as fast as it was possible without endangering herself. I hope my artifical arm is done at the time I go to school. I doubt I can deal with these reactions much longer. she thought, as she picked up the pieces of salad that would stay on her fork. Finishing it, she started eating the cake with more enthusiasm.

She sure takes a long time. I hope she's not avoiding me. Violet thought, as she was nearly finished with the cake, and started to get the urge to use the bathroom herself. Her plates looking more like a battlefield than the leftovers of a proper meal, she stood up, and followed into the restroom.

Where she heard certain sounds, not unfamiliar to herself. But ...
Violet opened the door and went inside the cabin next to these sounds. Seating herself on the toilet, satisfying her urges, she called out:
"Hey, are you okay? I know it was a lot to take in [sub]like you probably have noticed by my reaction[/sub]. Uhmm... " her confidence was fading away fast. "Are you okay?" she asked again.
 

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On the road again
Constance would be disappointed to find that John's vehicle did in fact not zoom off into the distance, in fact the vehicle could barely hit sixty let alone accelerate to it in a couple seconds. What Constance was treated to was John taking a very deep gulp of Nuka Cola while driving the truck perhaps A little too hectically than was good for him. But most of John's brain effort was not taken up by driving, but desperately trying not to contemplate the butchered Japanglish driveling of the woman with him. He feared that if he listened too closely that his brain might somehow attempt to retreat out of his skull so that it may escape this torture. He was in fact driving to the hospital.
"... Please stop talking. We're taking her to the hospital where they actually have the equipment necessary to stop a woman from dying. And that's final!"
 

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Nine girls and none get the memo

A long silence followed Audrey's edict. Though Lucy was Queen Bee, it was well established that Audrey's words carried as much impact among the girls (and given the times she had saved their asses from getting suspended, they had damn well respect her). Hopefully, they'd get the memo and disperse to already. Audrey wasn't of the mind to tolerate them for much longer.

"I hope they fry that Thomas. I always knew he was bad for Lucy."

Of course they didn't get the memo. She knew these girls. Out of ten decuplets, only one had any demonstretable brainpower, and that one just so happened to be the black sheep of them. Not that they would notice, but Audrey was aware of some of her extra-cullicular activities.

Still... she had potential. But it was too early to be thinking about that now.

"You don't know that he did it."

This Thomas talk was really getting on her nerves, though. The blood hadn't even run cold yet (it was a hot sunny day, these things take time) and already they were pointing fingers around. Didn't they realise how disrespectful they were being? How Audrey didn't need this right now?

When your best friend, a friend that you've been through so much with, unexpectedly ends up nothing more than a huge pool of blood and an eye, you naturally need some time alone. You know, to process things. It's something that even a dimwit would understand.

These girls weren't dimwits.

"Audrey, once we're done here. We'll go find Sylphee and change into something more appropriate."

They were fashion victims.

"Good. Go, then." she spoke up, her tone indicating that she was about done with them, "You have your instructions, you know what to do. Stop wasting time."

It would've been easy for her to just shout at them for being fools, but Audrey knew better. To lose her cool would've been a sign of weakness, one that would lead to fragmentation in a group that had just lost its figurehead. No, now was a time of unity.

Just as she turned to look at the pool again, though, the sound of a vertibird approaching reached her ears, and before she knew it, from it emerged Lucy's dad, Isaac Black.

Bad news have wings.

"Actually, I'll join you on your way." she said to the Smithfords, "I think somone needs some alone time here."

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Smith Casey's Garage
Eddie the Strokestruck

There was a certain amount of smug self-satisfaction to be found in such overblown theatrics, Eddie had to admit. If you're gonna fool around, might aswell go all out, after all. Part of it was the act, but perhaps the most important part of it was that he could get away with it. Arizona was still in her "warm" period, and that meant that she could take his jokes, rather than be all high and mighty and "you're worse than a 5 year old." Well, duh! Of course he was worse than a freaking five year old. All the five years have going for them is the base cruelty and savagery that comes with human nature. Unlike them, Eddie was civilised. When a child gets pushed, he'll kick you in the balls. Eddie, having been raised and taught in the ways of modern civilisation, would kick you in the balls and get away with it.

"Hey! Don't stretch them out like that, or else they'll never fit right."

Ah, Arizona, she never saw the bigger picture. When the time comes and humanity lies in shambles, having been wiped out by the very weapons of mass destruction itself had created, it'd fall to the few people that had cockroach ancestors to survive and acertain their dominance, so that they may inherit the Earth. In that tumultuous time, where the rules of conventional warfare are long gone, manroachkind will have to learn to be pragmatic, and use whatever they find as weaponry. In that context, Eddie did not, in fact, slingshot Arizona's wet panties as some sort of crude joke, oh no. He was training for that time, when a single well aimed panty-slingshot will headshot an enemy tribe leader, and save thousands of people from death.

"Oh, I'm sure they'll fit fine. If feel a bit moist." He winked.

Still, he took the hint. It'd be best not to push her buttons, she was actually fun to hang around with like she were right now. In a move to appease her, he started fiddling around with the radio in his car. Of course, living in a time such as the one they were living, it came as a given that most radio stations played shit music for shit people with shit tastes living in shit houses working overtime in their shit jobs for shit extra in their shit pay. But, there was one station, a pirate station, that played the music that was made back when musicians still had a soul. If only he remembered the frequency. Meh, he'd just circle around until he found it; that always worked.

"...as the skies have grown darker here over Springvale, the mood has grown darker as well and people here are beginning to resign themselves to the possibility that they are witnessing yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes."

That caught his attention; this was surprisingly grim for morning news. He raised an eyebrow at Arizona.

"Though the police only just begun their investigation and the lack of a body makes it difficult to identify the victim, due to the location of the crime the police believe the victim to be the daughter of Isaac Black, Lucy Black..."

The reporter went on with her report, but Eddie had stopped listening. His face had turned pale as he stared on towards nothing in particular, as though he was about to get hit by a speeding truck and was too paralysed in fear to react. Eventually snapping out of it, he faced Arizona, who was starring at him with a gaze as puzzled as it was of worry, waiting for him to talk.

"I..." he managed to mutter, gasping for words but finding none.

"I... I..." it was difficult to think; he felt as though someone had blasted his brains into a million pieces with a shotgun and procceeded to piece it all back together with superglue.

"Ivegottogodosomething!"

He jumped back in the car, turned it on and quickly drove away. It was lucky for him that driving had become second nature; as he were, if he wasn't running on auto, it was extremely likely he'd crash. And so, he drove. He had to see it for himself to believe it. Lucy Black, dead.

...

That car crash still looked pretty likely.
 

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Wild Wastelands High School | Moriarty's Malt Shop
"Purging for Popularity!"
Sylphee Smithford​
[hr]

She had placed the tools of her trade on top of the toilet's tank prior to locking herself in the stall and getting down on her knees in a praying position. A glass that contained a mixture of baking soda and water, a napkin and a pack of mints were what she needed. Opening her mouth, the blue haired Sylphee inserted her index finger into her mouth and looked for the magic button and found it. The reaction, of course, was rather explosive as she started coughing before emptying the contents of her stomach into the clear blue water of the bowl.

COUGH COUGH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARFFF!!

The sound of Sylphee's purging for popularity, or her Ego Boosting case of Bulimia, was followed by the squeaking of the bathroom door's hinges and the sound of footsteps as someone entered the bathroom as Sylphee was in the middle of another bout of retching.

"Hey, are you okay? I know it was a lot to take in [small]like you probably have noticed by my reaction.[/small] Uhmm... " Violet's voice said before trailing off, her confidence fading away fast. "Are you okay?"

The Eldest of the Smithfords coughed a few times as the involuntary esophageal spasms ceased and her stomach settled into a mild state of cramping. Picking up the glass of water mixed with baking soda she swished the solution in her mouth a few times and felt it foam a bit as it reacted with the stomach acid still in her mouth. Spitting it out, the blue haired cheerleader drank the remainder of the solution slowly, allowing it to react with the acid in her throat and esophagus before it had a chance to do any major damage. She was aware of the stupidity inherent in her actions however she could be smart about her stupidity. The last thing she wanted with ulcers in her esophagus and missing teeth before of this little habit of hers.

As she flushed the toilet, she picked up the napkin and wiped around her mouth before popping a mint. She felt better now. Lighter, healthier, more in line with her other sisters and the view that everyone in world had of the Smithford Dectuplets. The Smithford Dectuplets were a tight knit bunch. They were always cheerful. They always smiled. They were always nice. They were absolutely loyal to friends and family. Opening the door, the girl's Plasticine smile showed brightly as she waited for Violet outside of the other stall.

"I'm fine. Really. Thanks for checking on me. It's been a bit of a day, hasn't it? Between Lucy and Ayana and Constance... I'm sure that it's just all this stress. Either that or else Moriarty's been substituting horse meat for beef again." Sylphee said cheerfully as she leaned against the door to Violet's stall.

It was just a rumor but some people had been saying that Moriarty had some rather shady dealings with Horse Breeders, especially since the Resource War in Alaska had caused the price of beef to skyrocket. It had become more popular to eat beef than lobster during a romantic dinner. The only place on the planet where beef was more expensive was India... and that was only because cows were viewed as some sort of God there.

"So... Violet... I haven't seen you around before. Are you new here?" Sylphee asked conversationally in a rather upbeat and friendly tone, "You're pretty nice, you know that? I hope we can be friends, especially if you're going to Springvale High this year."

This was the Sylphee everyone liked. Smiling, friendly and chipper to the whole wide world.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Outside Moriarty's Malt Shop
"Achievement Received: Explodable Ayana!"
Constance Sorrowfeld​
[hr]

The hospital?! Did John-chan not know that the hospital was dangerous? Between germs and infections and medical malpractice and candy stripers and old people and organ harvesting, it was definitely not the safest place for Ayana-chan to be. Either John-chan had been brainwashed by the medical establishment or John-chan was really part of the medical establishment. If John-chan WAS apart of the medical establishment it would make sense why he would rather take Ayana-chan to the hospital instead of to the woman who was already familiar with Ayana-chan's condition. Considering the work that Charlotte-chan, Constance's mother, was trying to do at Roosevelt academy, it was no wonder why John-chan was trying to take Ayana-chan to the hospital.

"John-chan! This is unacceptable! My mother, Charlotte-chan, knows all about Ayana-chan's condition! If you take Ayana-chan to the hospital, they'll just kill her, take her organs and sell them to General Atomics and make a robobrain out of her brain! I cannot allow this John-chan!" Constance exclaimed loudly as she suddenly lunged towards the steering wheel.

This was not a bad thing however since a Hot Rod decided to run through the intersection on its way towards the Upper Spring Residential Neighborhoods. There was a few inches of space the separated the front of the truck and the side of Eddie's Hot Rod. It was only due to Constance's timely pulling of the steering wheel that Eddie was not sent to the Emergency room. Unfortunately, there was a rogue fire hydrant in the way of John-Chan's truck... it was also unfortunate that it did not enjoy being hit by John-chan's truck either since it decided to flood the engine compartment and kill the engine itself.

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Wild Wastelands High School | Upper Springvale Residential Neighborhood
"Along Came an Asshole..."
Nine of the Ten Smithford Sisters and more...​
[hr]

Clouds were moving in over Springvale. Soon the sun would be blotted out. This was fitting since that's how the Smithford sisters felt when they thought about life without their Queen, their Lucy Black. Trudging along the streets towards their home, Audrey with them, they shared a collective pity when thinking about Audrey and how she had treated them.

"She's just shocked at the loss of Lucy. She and Lucy were the best of friends. She must feel like her life is over" was the collective consensus between the grouped Smithfords. For now, Audrey was the regent of the Kingdom of Springvale High School. Audrey was their mistress until she had seen fit to appoint the new Queen and since Audrey was the one in charge, the girls had turned as one to go home.

Secretly, however, each one of the Smithford sisters wondered if they were the one that Audrey would tap to be the newest incarnation of Lucy Black. Regardless of whether Lucy had died 30 minutes ago or 30 hours ago, those vying for the position needed to make themselves known to Audrey. So. of course, it was no surprise when one of the sisters spoke up.

"Audrey. You look really good today. Did you lose some weight?" Sunny Smithford asked with a smile. This was the sign that the dam had failed. This was the sign that what little manners the Smithford sisters had was had was exhausted.

"Audrey. Can I take you to the mall sometime." "Audrey! You've got to tell me where you got that dress! "Audrey! Will you..." "Audrey!" "Audrey!" "Audrey!" "Audrey!" "Audrey!"

"Audrey!" Came a decidedly masculine voice that belonged to the taller of the trio standing across from the road from Audrey and her brood of brooding Smithfords.

"HENRY!" The Smithford sisters jabbered excitedly as they spotted Henry McGee, older brother to Thomas McGee, and the Quarterback of the SpringVale football team.

"Hey girls. Sorry to hear about Lucy. Man... what a waste. She was a real wild one." The Elder McGee said with a crude smile. Behind him stood his cousin, Victor, otherwise known as Tombstone.
 

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The Last Two Weeks of Summer | Smith Casey's Garage | Empty Garage
"Nothing ever good plays on the radio anymore."

As she slipped into the rest of her clothes, she caught Eddie's wink out of the corner of her eye. But she only acknowledged his little quip with a soft grunt and a small smirk. Still, it reminded her of the night before, and that was enough for a sly grin to spread on her lips.

So once she was dressed, mostly anyway, she reached into one of the inner pockets of her leather jacket for her smokes even as Eddie fiddled with the radio in his car. She didn't even pay attention to the news broadcast that started up when she found her pack and pulled a cigarette out by her teeth until she heard mention of the Springvale.

"...as the skies have grown darker here over Springvale, the mood has grown darker as well and people here are beginning to resign themselves to the possibility that they are witnessing yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes."

She caught Eddie's own look with a concerned scowl of her own, the twist of her mouth causing the cigarette in her mouth to quirk up.

"Though the police only just begun their investigation and the lack of a body makes it difficult to identify the victim, due to the location of the crime the police believe the victim to be the daughter of Isaac Black, Lucy Black..."

Arizona gaped at the mention of a familiar name, the cigarette falling from her lips to the garage floor.

"What? Lucy's been murdered? Who the fuck would want to murder her?" she murmured, shaking her head quietly.

She wasn't going to pretend that she ever liked Lucy. If anything, she hated the *****. She was a moron, and happened to be dating someone she considered a friend, someone she didn't think Lucy was nearly good enough. But the fact was, as stupid as she thought Lucy was, she didn't deserve to get murdered. It wasn't as if Lucy ever actually hurt anyone.

Her attention was forcibly brought back to the present as Eddie stammered something, and it was enough to make her look at him in concern. Eddie never stuttered.

"Ivegottogodosomething!"

"Wait, what? Eddie, where the hell are you going?" she asked incredulously as he sped out of the garage, with her following just outside with a look of alarmed bewilderment.

But as she watched his taillights speed off into the distance, she put her hands on her hips before shaking her head and striding back inside. What bit him on the ass? When she made her way back inside, she bent down to pick up her cigarette, and found it half-stepped on.

"Figures." she murmured, before clamping it between her teeth and making her way to one of the nearby tool cabinets and turning on the radio on top of it.


Looking up at the radio with a glare, she lit her cigarette and blew out a thin trail of smoke after a long drag. She'd have to cover for Eddie. Again. And she was running out of excuses this time around, she thought with a sigh. Well, if anything, it'd be returning the favor, since Eddie covered for her more times that she cared to count.

"Everythin's agains' me and it's got me down, if I jumped in the river I would prob'ly drown, no matter how I struggle and strive, I'll never get out of this world alive..."

"Oh, shut up." she grumbled at the radio, taking another drag of her cigarette as she waited for her boss.

Eddie was going to have to give one hell of an explanation for this.
 

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The Wild Wastelands High School | Smith Casey's Garage
"A Shiver up Arizona's Spine"
Victoria "Shiver" McGee​
[hr]

As Amanda "Arizona" Butcher waited for the owner of Smith Casey's Garage to arrive she heard the familiar sound of a car pulling up the service driveway. Being the grease monkey that she was she could already tell that there was something going on with the car's engine as well as the brakes. Unfortunately for her, her ear for cars couldn't identify who the driver was or who the car belonged to. If she was wearing a smile for the potential customer, it would have immediately faded when she recognized the glossy black rag top as belonging to none other than her Arch-Enemy, Henry McGee. Fortunately for the Diva of Deviancy, the car's owner was not the one behind the wheel or Arizona might have gotten a face full of fender. Unfortunately for the Queen of the Greasers, the driver was none other then Victoria "Shiver" McGee, the one girl could give as good as she got when it came to scrapping.

CLUNK!

The car's driver side door opened and a pair of high heeled boots crunched the gravel under the woman's feet as she exited Henry's car.

SHUMP!

The sound was familiar to Arizona. She'd heard it many a time prior to a confrontation between herself and the woman exiting the car. It was the sound of a parasol being opened, though Debutante of Debauchery was used to seeing the petite umbrella being closed rather than being opened. As Victoria exited the car, Arizona could hear the swishing of black lace of the woman's dress. Why was it that Arizona would notice these sounds? They were the only ones that Victoria McGee ever made considering that she was mute.

Walking towards her rival, Victoria gave Arizona an ugly smirk as she settled against the hood of the car before pulling out a pen and a pad of paper. The sound of the fountain pen's tip scratching roughly against the paper could be heard as Victoria wrote out a message in long eloquent strokes.

Note to Arizona said:
Henry's damaged his vehicle once again. I need to have the rotors machined, the springs replaced and the cooling rods for the reactor replaced as well.
Despite her prim and proper appearance, Victoria McGee did know about cars considering it was her responsibility to maintain the McGee and Sons' Mortuarium's Hearse. While she didn't know as much about cars and motorcycles as a properly trained greasy ***** like Arizona, she knew enough to know what needed to be done. She also knew enough to know that the repairs that a certified technician needed to be the one to do some of the repairs. Sure Shiver could have replaced the springs one at a time, a process that would have taken quite a while, but she didn't have access to the equipment needed to machine the rotors nor did she have the governmental certification required to replace the cooling rods on the car's nuclear reactor.

A couple more scribbles... a PS to the Greaser.

Note Arizona said:
Try not to get any of your greasiness on the interior. I don't want to have to be delayed here any longer while you detail the car.