Win A Destiny Beta Code In This Damn Dirty Apes Cosplay Gallery

[RossaLincoln]

Win A Destiny Beta Code In This Damn Dirty Apes Cosplay Gallery

Like talking apes? Want a Destiny beta code? Here's a caption contest to help you with both.

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[lewiskiprop]

Hey, I made my cap but I'm not sure how to enter ?
should I post it here or...?

 

[RossaLincoln]

Hey, I made my cap but I'm not sure how to enter ?
should I post it here or...?

Whoops, post it here. I've made an edit to the gallery to make that clear, sorry!

 

[Firefilm]

Caption to picture 1 (Gorillas with whips)

?Members of the San Francisco Furry bondage club highly offended at onlookers referring to them as ?Damn, dirty apes??

 

[Firefilm]

Caption to picture 2 (Frodo and Gandalf)

?You?re a hairy, Wizard?

Alt

?You?re a hairy, Harry?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption to picture 3 (Doctor Zaius and others)

?Somewhere there?s a little girl freaking the hell out that her ?Stuffed Monkey? started picking bugs out of her hair.?

Alt

?Meth is a hell of a drug?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 4 (Apes on subway)

?Beneath the Planet of the Apes?

Alt

?Rise of the B-train of the Apes?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 5 (Cornelius and Zira)

?No, this isn?t a Teen-wolf costume!?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 6 (Cornelius, Zira and soldiers)

?When they explained they were only here to retrieve Zach Galifianakis, one of their own, all became clear?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 7 (family of Apes)

?Tale as old as time; Ape marries Chimp, has human and stuffed animal offspring. That old chestnut.?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 8 (dr zaius and zira)

?Fan poses for picture with George R. R. Martin?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 9 (apes with guns)

?Tea Party demonstration wanting to bring America back to its original values: Guns and bananas.?

 

[Firefilm]

Caption for picture 11 (Ape in space suit)

?Looks like someone had a little too much Tang.?

 

[lewiskiprop]

Caption for picture 10.

"Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED APE JESUS!"

Also thanks for the pointer, I had a small panic attack trying to find the right place to put my(in retrospect terrible)quote.

 

[Remus]

Caption Picture 11
"Ground Control to Major Tom, the time is near, there's not too long, strap your banana on"

 

[TobiTheSnowman]

Pic 4
What are you looking at dirty human

 

[Looming_Shadows]

Caption to picure one:

"Hi my name is Mike, would you care to discuss politics and the current-most news over a glass of coffee"-Gorilla to the furthermost left

"Oh look at these most peculiar gentlemen, conspiring to drink coffee out of glass! OH! The absurdity!."-Gorrila to the furthermost right

 

[Looming_Shadows]

Caption to picture two:
"Oh Susan, I say, what a most quagmire of a position we are in!"-Ape to the right

"Why Richard it seems we have been abducted to a still rectangular image by the man with the smaller rectangular apparatus! Care for some tea?"-Ape to the left

 

[Looming_Shadows]

Caption to picture six:

"Gentlemen look sharp, we are about to converted into a J-peg file!"-Apre with white face showing hands

"RUN AWAY IT'S A TRAP YOU FOOLS!"-Photo of a smiling man wearing a boulderdash hat

 

[Aerosteam]

Here's one for the last slide:

"THIS IS WHAT NASA DOES TO YOU WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR A SECRET EXPERIMENT! LOOK AT ME! LLOOOOK AAAT MMMEEEEE!!!"