(A conversation between me and my Windows 7 Ultimate OS.)
"You know, as I sit her, Windows 7, I can't help but feel that this is as good as it's really gonna get."
Win7: I know how you feel, Jack.
"We've been through alot, you and I, on this gaming laptop. And we'll go through alot more together."
Win7: Good times...
"One day, though, this lappy will wear out and its parts won't be as good for my gaming needs as they use to be, possibly."
Win7: They stopped making your model keyboard, right?
"Yeah... I'll have to replace it with a new machine, with a harddrive measurable in terabytes, a whole new graphics and sound card, ram you could bust open a castle with, and all the trimmings."
Win7: What about the OS?
"What, indeed? If only Microsoft developed one... But, as I said, this is as good as it gets. Cheers, man."
Win7: Cheers, Jack.
(My next laptop will have Windows 7 whether Microsoft likes it or not, because it doesn't look like they'll be making anything good anytime soon.)