Wingmen

[Kushin]

No fellow Escapee's, I don't mean the rather lacking game-type on GoW2, I'm talking about the slang term for friends who will aid you in flirting with the guy/girl of your dreams.

A lot of people will go around in groups, so having a Wingman is a great asset. More is better, but too many is going to make you seem rather threatening.

To the main point of the thread: Who would be/are your Wingmen to aid you. Choose 3 and if possible give reasons. Can be fictional or real or both.

Mine would be:-
Fencing Friend Rupert - (Friendly and very approachable)
Canti from FLCL - (If girls get violent/offended, will make a great exit strategy)
Luigi - (Designated Driver, has experience in fighting both men and women)

What about you?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'm the greatest Wingman ever

But if I had to choose

1-Godzilla
2-Pamela Anderson
3-A nuclear missile

 

[Cherry Cola]

I only need one wingman:

Kratos.

He always has at least 2 women to spare, and since he is often out killing shit, I can have fun with them alone

 

[Nickolai77]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

 

[Kushin]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

So... you turn yourself green to get laid as the Jolly Green Giant?

Cholorophill is the stuff in plants, Methinks you meant Chloroform?

I only need one wingman:

Kratos.

He always has at least 2 women to spare, and since he is often out killing shit, I can have fun with them alone

I'll share if you fall out with one... god help me I need it.

 

[Cherry Cola]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

So... you turn yourself green to get laid as the Jolly Green Giant?

Cholorophill is the stuff in plants, Methinks you meant Chloroform?

I only need one wingman:

Kratos.

He always has at least 2 women to spare, and since he is often out killing shit, I can have fun with them alone

I'll share if you fall out with one... god help me I need it.

4 games with two babes in each. I think we can share

 

[dark_taint92]

i dont need a wingman i just engage it witty banter with the target moe then likely i fail but some of the time i succeed. If i had to choose three wingmen it would be
1. sniper tf2: because he would awesome has a few witty comments and is polite and efficient
2. gorden freeman: obvious reasons theres no way he's stealing my women he cant speak
3. jack bioshock: because i just need to utter the words would u kindly and he would do it like that so he's make an excellent wingman

 

[Ganthrinor]

Desore Demon (Dragon Age: Origins)

Succubus (World of Warcraft)

Erinyes (Dungeons and Dragons, various Mythologies)

 

[JIst00]

I think Yahtzee would make an entertainin wingman (and he wouldnt steal my woman)

G - my best mate and actual wingman (when we were actually single)

Arnie "Get to the choppa, RUN!"

 

[El Poncho]

Yeah... after scanning through my friends I would have to go with fictional which will be eh

1. Mario(since if she is kidnaped during the talking I shall not worry)
2. Cupid(since I can't think of game charactors /fail)

 

[Rawker]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

you mean chloroform. chlorophyl is what plants make. I'm not a grammar nazi, but I found that funny.

 

[Nickolai77]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

So... you turn yourself green to get laid as the Jolly Green Giant?

Cholorophill is the stuff in plants, Methinks you meant Chloroform?

Yeah my gf has a fetish for the jolly green giant.... XD

No not really.. i don't even have a gf. This must be the most noobish thing i've ever done on the internet, but at least i'm laughing along with everyone else.

 

[Cherry Cola]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

So... you turn yourself green to get laid as the Jolly Green Giant?

Cholorophill is the stuff in plants, Methinks you meant Chloroform?

Yeah my gf has a fetish for the jolly green giant.... XD

No not really.. i don't even have a gf. This must be the most noobish thing i've ever done on the internet, but at least i'm laughing along with everyone else.

uuhm... I did not say that :O

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I don't trust any of my guy friends. Methinks they're all cock blocks.

I think the best wingmen are the ladies. I mean if you're a friend of her friend then you're set! Plus I actually kind of have a female wingman and she has been great. Got me my date to homecoming if memory serves.

 

[Kushin]

One of my close friends has often offerd to be my "wingman" but in practise this has backfired. Girls find him good looking and he's too damn talkative. So you can imagine how things go...



Myself.. I don't need wingmen to get laid, i use chlorophill

So... you turn yourself green to get laid as the Jolly Green Giant?

Cholorophill is the stuff in plants, Methinks you meant Chloroform?

Yeah my gf has a fetish for the jolly green giant.... XD

No not really.. i don't even have a gf. This must be the most noobish thing i've ever done on the internet, but at least i'm laughing along with everyone else.

uuhm... I did not say that :O

Ditto, I think he moogled up with the quote tags