Wish Granted, but...

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its made out of hard plastic that cuts your scalp

I wish I knew how the world began

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it's too much information for one person posses so your head explodes...

I wish that I had a pet ostrich...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted. ..But a leaf outside your house explodes and breaks a twig.
?????? this ^ makes no sense

I wish Mario and Luigi were my brothers!

Granted, but they drink excessively and sell drugs, using you to get them across the border

OT: granted but everyone else has aton and they believe it to be your fault so they kick your ass day in and day out

I wish Justin Bieber would turn into a hideous mutant

It means that I didn't want to corrupt your wish.

OT: Granted, but you can never catch up to it.

I wish I had a car.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh I didn't realize your intent......my bad

OT: Granted, its a tiny matchbox car

I wish I knew who was right Creationist pushers or evolution die hards

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you forget as soon as you find out.

I wish I wasn't made of flesh!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

........granted, your made of sandand thiers nothing to keep you together so your spread across the earth at the mercy of the wind

I wish I knew who really created Facebook? Zuckerburg or the twin Jocks?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you find out that it's actually a conspiracy. And are shot shortly afterwards by those wanting to protect the conspiracy.

I wish I had a cute, loyal, loving girlfriend.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted and she is all these things but she's got every STD known to man(from sleeping around) and you don't learn this till after you and her have sex

I wish was so isanely good of a skateboarder that I could compete at the X-Games

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the guys at the X-Games are still better than you.

I wish I had a well paying, steady and fun job.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the one person you hate more than anyone is your boss and his job is 10 fold better than yours in everyway including pay

I wish the cracks on my cellphones screen were fixed

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but the fail greatly this season and everyone decides to blame the towelboy instead of take responsibility.

I wish that they would make a DLC for Ashley/Kaiden in Mass Effect 2 already. Seriously, I'm starting to feel ignored here.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted it happens but you only get on the cheek from either before they either die again, betray you or leave your crew and get reassigned to another ship depending on your choices

I wish my Headset was working right

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it is now only compatible with PS3...

I wish... I had lentil soup...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's just a little too salty for your tastes.

I wish my next wish would only be corrupted a little bit.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted maybe

I wish I had wolverines metal claws and healing ability

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but you cant wipe your butt when you deuce

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. I eat you.

I, once again, wish I could do Kelly Brook. Even if just so that I can go around and say 'I just did Kelly Brook'.

 

[deonte9109]

Granted but so does everyone else so you all did kelly brook

I wish IE was a good browser

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its the greatest ever but you inexplicably switch to Google Chrome and NEVER look back even though your the only one not using it now

I wish I had a cure for male pattern baldness

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! But the cure causes erectile dysfunction and uncontrollable bed-wetting. Enjoy!

I wish Jack Thompson would shut up.