Wish Granted, but...

[Count Igor]

GRANTED, but HL2EP3 is 460 TB of downloading, and actually isn't that good.

I wish I could learn any language instantly!

Me thinks you mis-read his wish.

Also, because I must, unfortuantly,
GRANTED.
But you still have no idea which words to use in which context. Because you're that thick.

I wish people would stop answering different wishes.

 

[Prof.Wood]

Granted, But you forget all others that you know.

I wish that I could play the piano.

 

[Ashendarei]

Granted, but your piano will always be off key.

I wish Derek Smart would be instantly teleported to a remote island with no way off it.

 

[Mikester1290]

people only answer the wrong wish cos by the time theyve typed their response, someone else has allready responded, maybe use the quote function a bit more.

all wishs i missed are granted

 

[Ashendarei]

Or just edit your answers

 

[Mikester1290]

cant i just edit the space time continuim?

ill give it a shot

EDIT: nope that doesnt work.. (dam)

 

[Count Igor]

GRANT-
Oh wait.
Woops.


Meh.
I wish all these answers made sense. (Honestly, I don't get half of them)

 

[drdamo]

Granted, but your piano will always be off key.

I wish Derek Smart would be instantly teleported to a remote island with no way off it.

Granted, but unfortunately for you, you get to join him there.

I wish that my wish will not be granted.

 

[Count Igor]

NOT GRANTED.
So..
GRANTED.


I wish I could stop being obsessed with this and just quit annoying everyone with my multiple posts.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Granted, but your piano will always be off key.

I wish Derek Smart would be instantly teleported to a remote island with no way off it.

Granted, but unfortunately for you, you get to join him there.

I wish that my wish will not be granted.

GRANTED

But a genie shows up and punches you in the stomach for being clever.

I wish the guy above me wouldn't divide by Zero.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

NOT GRANTED.
So..
GRANTED.


I wish I could stop being obsessed with this and just quit annoying everyone with my multiple posts.

Granted!

*Hits report button*

I wish I could summon coffee at will.

 

[Mikester1290]

granted, but then everyone else will start double posting about double posters who post stuff about poeple who double post because of all the double posting thats been going on.

i wish i would be quiet for a minute, and watch stargate

EDIT, thats for you count igor

 

[MikailCaboose]

granted, but then everyone else will start double posting about double posters who post stuff about poeple who double post because of all the double posting thats been going on.

i wish i would be quiet for a minute, and watch stargate

Granted, but in the time you watch Stargate you forget how to talk at all.
I wish that I could program a new game I have in my mind.

 

[MasTerHacK]

NOT GRANTED.
So..
GRANTED.


I wish I could stop being obsessed with this and just quit annoying everyone with my multiple posts.

Granted!

*Hits report button*

I wish I could summon coffee at will.

Granted... But you're allergic to coffee.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Blue_vision]

granted, but then everyone else will start double posting about double posters who post stuff about poeple who double post because of all the double posting thats been going on.

i wish i would be quiet for a minute, and watch stargate

EDIT, thast for you count igor

GRANTED, but it's unsubbed, in Russian.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

 

[Tomster595]

granted, but then everyone else will start double posting about double posters who post stuff about poeple who double post because of all the double posting thats been going on.

i wish i would be quiet for a minute, and watch stargate

EDIT, thast for you count igor

GRANTED, but it's unsubbed, in Russian.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Mikester1290]

granted but now you have an insatiable furious maturbation problem and you cant use the other hand.

Im off, see ya guys

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

EDIT: Crap, too late.

 

[icame]

Granted! but it has no engine

I wish there was no poverty

 

[sune26]

GRANTED, but it's unsubbed, in Russian.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

GRANTED, but your arm simply falls off

I wish I could fall asleep.