Okay guys, I've decided it's time for another thread on the back of my largely successful assassination thread.
So, there's another world war. Let's say an unnamed superpower has three quarters of the world as it's allies and they have captured you (you are a resident of a hostile country) They are broadcasting a message to the world and the leader (think of them as a hitler type authority) has you sitting next to him, while on camera. You are tied to the chair and just sit there scowling at him. He makes endless fun of your family, your country, and you. Finally he comes out with a "your mum" joke. You decide it's time to have some fun with this; and you say the wittiest comeback you can think of. (It can be anything as long as it's insulting to either him or his country in any way [remember, you are being watched by billions of people]) What is the comeback?
So, there's another world war. Let's say an unnamed superpower has three quarters of the world as it's allies and they have captured you (you are a resident of a hostile country) They are broadcasting a message to the world and the leader (think of them as a hitler type authority) has you sitting next to him, while on camera. You are tied to the chair and just sit there scowling at him. He makes endless fun of your family, your country, and you. Finally he comes out with a "your mum" joke. You decide it's time to have some fun with this; and you say the wittiest comeback you can think of. (It can be anything as long as it's insulting to either him or his country in any way [remember, you are being watched by billions of people]) What is the comeback?
