Woah, that was dumb...

[Kinguendo]

Every said anything stupid? Just so mind numbingly dumb it amazed you? Or even been witness to said acts of uncharacteristic idiocy?

My sister inspired me to create this thread after this just happened:
Sister: Hey, what did you choose?
Me: Famous Grouse.
Sister: Is that the whiskey with a turkey on it?
(I stared at her for a minute)
Me: No... It's a grouse...

My sister is 17, so she should know what a turkey looks like even if she doesnt know what a grouse is. XD

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I said something stupid at Bristol Museum today (while I was at the Banksy exhibit *tee hee hee*) but I don't wanna repeat it...

 

[Meado]

I once knew someone at school who treated us to such gems as "Who invented words?".

 

[Hellion25]

I've developed a worrying trend of looking right when someone says left and vice-versa. As for stupid things I've said, I honestly can't think of any, I'm just that damn smart. Perhaps "What's up" to a certain woman who likes using me as her emotional crutch would count. Glad I'm rid of her now

 

[El Poncho]

I have my moments, one is me asking my friend , whats hitlers second name.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Not me but some lady was asking me for help picking her son a game for the DS. I do not work at the store but was glad to help seeing as I was browsing the same section

ME: I would recommend a Mario game or a Pokemon one. How old is your son?
Lady: He's about 10
Me: Well there is also Zelda, but thats a tad more violent, You play as a hero ho has a sword {I dont know why I said this}
Lady: Well I dont want my son playing violent video games
Me: Its not violent, just that he has a weapon
Lady: You're one of the Violent videogamers, you don't plan on killing anyone do you
MeTurns and Flees)

 

[The Jono]

'Neil, what're you doing?'
'Reading. I dunno why anyone bothers with this shit. It's like a slower version of TV'

 

[Syndef]

My friends and I were about to leave my apartment to go somewhere, but one of them hadn't finished eating his ice cream.
"Come on," I said. "Let's go."
"I'm not finished eating this!" he replied.
"Then put it in the fridge and finish it later."
"What? But if I just leave it like that, it'll melt!"
[silence]
"Oh...right."

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

What the hell is a grouse, and why should a turkey be on whiskey?

 

[Macropter]

I was in a Biology class in High School and my teacher was talking about the large amount of energy stored in a molecule of glucose. After he mentioned how if the energy was released all at once, it would kill the cell, I blurted out, "So you could make a glucose bomb!?"
One of the weirder looks I've gotten from a teacher.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Mine involves alot of alcohol...
And I don't really care to remeber it >.>

 

[JRCB]

"What's dust made of?"

"Jewish people live in America?"


Ugh. I hate stupid people.

 

[Kinguendo]

What the hell is a grouse, and why should a turkey be on whiskey?

Joking, right? A turkey isnt on whiskey it is a grouse on the whiskey called "famous grouse", and grouse arent only in Britain are they? Just google it, its all good.

 

[aww yea]

*after finding out that pepsi and coke supposedly taste different*

"... so what happens if you mix them together?!?!"

i really don't know what i was expecting

and i still don't taste the difference

 

[steeple]

"how about an eating contest?!" accidently biting my finger instead of the pizza.....

 

[WittyName]

One of my classmates in GCSE Chemistry:

"What temperature does wood melt at?"

No further explanation needed.

 

[Citrus]

A girl in my class on the topic of global warming: "Why not just build a bunch of big air conditioners?"

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

What the hell is a grouse, and why should a turkey be on whiskey?

Joking, right? A turkey isnt on whiskey it is a grouse on the whiskey called "famous grouse", and grouse arent only in Britain are they? Just google it, its all good.

I had never heard of a grouse before this and I'm not that much of a whiskey connoseur, so you'll have to pardon my ignorance.

 

[NeedAUserName]

A girl at my school asked a boy who just moved to our school from Ireland "Do black people live in Ireland?" Thing is, shes actually quite clever normally... Also, when asked when our schools April Fayre was I said (without actually bothering to think) "Sometime in May I think...

 

[Avatar Roku]

*after finding out that pepsi and coke supposedly taste different*

"... so what happens if you mix them together?!?!"

i really don't know what i was expecting

and i still don't taste the difference

Pepsi tastes too syrup-y to me. I prefer Diet Coke, and yes, there's a difference.

Anyway, my cousin's friend once asked him if Fire Ants spit fire. Keep in mind, this was years before Fallout 3 came out.