WOO! I just won the lottery!

[DPunch4]

Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £850,000.00 in
our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses are
picked randomly by computerised balloting, powered
by the Internet. Your email address was amongst
those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial no: 5368/02
Winning number: 08.11.21.32.35.42. {47}
Draw (#1187)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr.Robert Hache
Email:[email protected]
Tell: +447024081349
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Lorraine M. Dodds

WOOOO! What should I do with my money? Also, "Powered by the internet".

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I think you should share some of them with Dr. Dodds here.

Although, if you do contact them, that's exactly what you;ll be doing. Sharing your money.

 

[BonsaiK]

I've got so many lottery winnings I haven't collected it's ridiculous. It's just because I'm so non-materialistic that I haven't claimed my rightful winnings, yep.

 

[Swaki]

hehe, "powered by the internet" made me lauf.

OT: you should help out all the Nigerian princes, buy a green card for every person alive and buy enough pills to make your penis 2km long and constantly erect.

 

[swooshmeister]

Donate it to the Human Fund. It just so happens I'm a human and I am part of that organization.

 

[DPunch4]

I think everything would sound better if "powered by the internet" was stitched at the end.

Easy bake oven powered by the internet.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Haha.. Would not this be funny if it turned out to be true, and you neglected it, just to find out later you missed the opportunity of a life time?

But if that happens you could always sell the movie rights to the story

 

[Salem_Wolf]

OP, remember who your true friends are.

And by that I mean me. We went to summer camp one year...you rolled down a hill? A bug crawled in my hair and you laughed at a joke or something, we had food in the place of eating one time and there were other people nearby. We did camp activities and stuff happened. Camp somethingorother, yeah you remember, right?! Of course. As childhood friends I expect a little gift in my mailbox by the end of the month. Papa needs a new car.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Its a scam, unless you entered the lottery, DON'T OPEN THE EMAIL.

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Ah good you got our email! If you could just give me your bank account details over this forum we will happily send you the money within the next 24 hours.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Welcome to the club of Internet Rich guys

also: obvious fake is obvious

 

[Turing]

I got a mail similiar to this last year. For fun, I googled the ticket number and found out it was a scam from the mid-nineties and they were even using the exact same ticket number.

 

[DPunch4]

OP, remember who your true friends are.

And by that I mean me. We went to summer camp one year...you rolled down a hill? A bug crawled in my hair and you laughed at a joke or something, we had food in the place of eating one time and there were other people nearby. We did camp activities and stuff happened. Camp somethingorother, yeah you remember, right?! Of course. As childhood friends I expect a little gift in my mailbox by the end of the month. Papa needs a new car.

Yeah good times.. Well until you sexually assaulted me in my sleeping bag.

That was uncalled for, you never talked to me after that day..

 

[Salem_Wolf]

OP, remember who your true friends are.

And by that I mean me. We went to summer camp one year...you rolled down a hill? A bug crawled in my hair and you laughed at a joke or something, we had food in the place of eating one time and there were other people nearby. We did camp activities and stuff happened. Camp somethingorother, yeah you remember, right?! Of course. As childhood friends I expect a little gift in my mailbox by the end of the month. Papa needs a new car.

Yeah good times.. Well until you sexually assaulted me in my sleeping bag.

That was uncalled for, you never talked to me after that day..

I always meant to apologize but I was going through a rough time and it just slipped my mind. If it makes you feel better you had a REALLY nice ass; I swore you were a girl. Well, I'm sorry and hope I didn't scar you for life or traumatize you in any hindering way for my actions.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Set up a thread with a really whack question and mail the first (arbitrary number) of people to get it right 10 bucks.

I had a guildy do that once. He won like 15K and mailed the first 15 people who got the weird question he though up a 20.

 

[standokan]

This reminded me of the massive yacht sketch from that Mitchell and Webb look, too bad I don't know how to put video's on forums ): .

 

[DPunch4]

Ok Salem... that's creepy lol.

Set up a thread with a really whack question and mail the first (arbitrary number) of people to get it right 10 bucks.

I had a guildy do that once. He won like 15K and mailed the first 15 people who got the weird question he though up a 20.

I didn't actually win anything... I hope you realize that <_<

 

[runedeadthA]

OP, remember who your true friends are.

And by that I mean me. We went to summer camp one year...you rolled down a hill? A bug crawled in my hair and you laughed at a joke or something, we had food in the place of eating one time and there were other people nearby. We did camp activities and stuff happened. Camp somethingorother, yeah you remember, right?! Of course. As childhood friends I expect a little gift in my mailbox by the end of the month. Papa needs a new car.

Yeah good times.. Well until you sexually assaulted me in my sleeping bag.

That was uncalled for, you never talked to me after that day..

No one likes a guy who loves and leaves...

OT: I wish I won the internet lotto, All i get are emails telling me my WoW account may be hacked and I should go to www.battle.net.fake.wrong.com/Datasteal/.

And to think I would have believed them, if not for the tiny fact that I don't actually HAVE a WoW account...

 

[Salem_Wolf]

Ok Salem... that's creepy lol.

Haha! Sorry, just going with the flow.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Ok Salem... that's creepy lol.

Set up a thread with a really whack question and mail the first (arbitrary number) of people to get it right 10 bucks.

I had a guildy do that once. He won like 15K and mailed the first 15 people who got the weird question he though up a 20.

I didn't actually win anything... I hope you realize that <_<

I know. Maybe I misread the thread, but I thought you were asking for random ideas of what to do if someone did. Feel free to yell at me if I had a blonde moment.